Jungian type prayers?

[Da Blob]

This is a simple and entertaining list that has done the rounds for many years.

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

ISTP: God help me to consider people's feelings, even if most of them ARE hypersensitive.

ESTP: God help me to take responsibility for my own actions, even though they're usually NOT my fault.

ESTJ: God, help me to not try to RUN everything. But, if You need some help, just ask.

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.#

ISFP: Lord, help me to stand up for my rights (if you don't mind my asking).

ESFP: God help me to take things more seriously, especially parties and dancing.

ESFJ: God give me patience, and I mean right NOW.

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

INFP: God, help me to finish everything I sta

ENFP: God,help me to keep my mind on one th-Look a bird-ing at a time.

ENFJ: God help me to do only what I can and trust you for the rest. Do you mind putting that in writing?

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

INTP: Lord help me be less independent, but let me do it my way.

ENTP: Lord help me follow established procedures today. On second thought, I'll settle for a few minutes.

ENTJ: Lord, help me slow downandnotrushthroughwatIdo.

 

[Perseus]

I have seen these before. They have proven to be very accurate forecast of behaviour. One of the best ways of ascertaining the personality type of another.

I am struggling with "let me do it my way". The adversaries are the Sheriff (ENTJ) and his Deputy (INTJ).

ENFP is behaving like Caprice.

Slow Hand Clapton

 

[Ermine]

All too true. I really do believe in God, but I'm often at odds with him to due my independence issues.

 

[Kianara]

INTJ: Lord keep me open to others' ideas, WRONG though they may be.

lolz. Its (sadly) very true.

 

[grey matters]

That ESTP prayer sounds like a good one for FusionKnight. Ha ha ha.

 

[JoeJoe]

ISFJ: Lord, help me to be more laid back and help me to do it EXACTLY right.

INFJ: Lord help me not be a perfectionist. (did I spell that correctly?)

Does that mean, ISFJs are superficial and want to do it the right way, or that both INFJ and ISFJ are perfectionists.

I'm unsure about one girl in my class if she's INFJ or ISFJ. Maybe even E.

 

[naberus]

ISTJ: Lord help me to relax about insignificant details beginning tomorrow at 11:41.23 am e.s.t.

Lol my dad's an ISTJ and he's always very specific about time xD
Example:

Me: Dad how long should I put this in the microwave?
Dad: Put it in for 23 seconds.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

All too true. I really do believe in God, but I'm often at odds with him to due my independence issues.

Really?
I spite god and expect that he/she/it could respect my will for independence and my incessant attempts to break the limits set upon me.

Why else would a "god" put barriers in our way than to encourage us to surpass them? Factor in human nature and that "god" supposedly made us this way.

 

[sybyll]

Why would anyone want to be less independent?

 

[FacetiousPersona]

ESTJ - Conforming is required for success. You climb upon the tradition and stand with it.
ISTJ - Respecting the norm is crucial to be accepted. You need the norm to accept you.
INTP - Deconstructing the norms and analyzing them for my mind is important, regardless of the personal consequences. I am here to observe for perfection, not follow.
ENTJ - I define this norm. I am the leader of the norm.
INTJ - I examine the world and recreate that which is incorrect to my internal system of coherence.
ENTP - My mind is persistently generating alternatives to these norms. I feel compelled to test these, which is essentially me being encouraging to be weird.

 

[Ermine]

Really?
I spite god and expect that he/she/it could respect my will for independence and my incessant attempts to break the limits set upon me.

Why else would a "god" put barriers in our way than to encourage us to surpass them? Factor in human nature and that "god" supposedly made us this way.

I see what you mean, but in my own personal experience, the more I go with God's way, the the better things are for me. Therefore, trying to be totally independent can't be the best option.

I don't intend to discuss this further, but I'm just saying.