Jelly Belly

[SpaceYeti]

I like to eat them randomly, but then sometimes I get Juicy Pear or Licorice, or either of the pop-corns. I can see how some people might like the licorice, but those other three... why do they bother making them? They're gross. Anyway, it's like an analogy for life, thought you could share with a woman to make her think you're deep when you simply enjoy candy. Life is like a tub of Jelly Belly's; You only know what you're gonna get if you look at it and compare it to the chart on the side of the tub.

 

[xbox]

Your posts are always about women.

 

[SpaceYeti]

This is not about women, they're a secondary subject. It's about the greatest Jelly Beans in the world.

Besides, women are pretty.

 

[Meer]

I like to eat them in handfuls, or in groups of two or three, if I'm feeling guilty.

I'm much pickier when it comes to flavors of women.

 

[Dimensional Transition]

Women are indeed pretty. And fun because they really seem to think differently, and you have to figure them out. Kind of.

I've never had Jelly Bellies. I've had regular jelly beans though, fuck, they're good. I really would like some right now. Especially now I've googled jelly bellies and have seen all the awesome flavors.

(Even that could be worked into an analogy about women...)

 

[SpaceYeti]

Best melon candies ever!

... Could also be applied to women.

 

[Dimensional Transition]

Maybe you should write a scientific article about how women subconsciously relate to jelly beans on a fundamental level! I think we might have scientific breakthrough on our hands here.

 

[SpaceYeti]

Maybe this is why I eat only the ones I like and avoid the yucky ones! Because I do the same thing with women!

 

[Meer]

Even if they sometimes don't taste very good, they're still fun to munch on.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Wait, so this thread is about women with jelly bellies or..? I'm lost.

 

[Cavallier]

My favorite flavor is popcorn closely followed by juicy pear. Third is, of course, licorice.

This means I get all the interesting but looked over ones that people turn down for the more average flavors.

This also applies to women.

 

[SpaceYeti]

Disgusting!

 

[xbox]

Sounds delicious.

 

[Panopticon]

Even if they sometimes don't taste very good, they're still fun to munch on.

Women that is.

 

[nexion]

I quite love the red apple (far superior to green apple), banana, ad pomegranate flavors. The fruit jelly bellys are in my opinion the best.

 

[GYX_Kid]

What about the earwax flavored women, like in (a) Harry Potter (analogy)

Life can be like a tub of jelly-bellied girl


though i bet tubgirl tastes worse than earwax