This made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself.
Firstly, face has achieved nothing more than making a nuisance of himself, a feat hardly demanding of intellectual prowess, heck it's what most of us try not to do.
Secondly, we're not at his mercy, what face fails to anticipate is that this community, merely a network of people who wish to be networked, could migrate across forums, across the internet, heck even across means of communication, leaving him far behind and utterly alone.
Does that scare you face?
Not in a threatening way of course, no, this is the fear of missing out, of being left out, left behind, and forgotten, a fear deeper than even the fear of death, for it is an altogether more decisive end than the mere extinguishing of life, it is a loss of worth, of importance, of relevance.
Rant for me face, tell me how wrong I am, rant to me until you can rant no more, until there's nothing left but the void of depression clutching you from within, let me hear the mad-with-fear screaming of someone who knows they’re being entombed alive.
I'm in your head, and you can't get me out
Lol, the first stage is denial, so deny for me, deny, deny, deny...