I'm Back

[Wolf18]

Well, after a two-year foray into the realm of normalcy, I've come to the conclusion that any chance I might have of being able interact meaningfully with the majority of the people I encounter lies purely within the margin of error of any system I might construct to determine such probability. So, here I return. Hope everybody is well.

PS: Anybody have advice/experience on how to act more convincingly human? Or get through life without having to?

,
Wolf18

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

PS: Anybody have advice/experience on how to act more convincingly human?

It's all in the posture, man.

You generally want to have your back making a 45 degree angle with the ground, and always keep your elbows above your ears even if you're trying to reach for something below you.

Believe me, that alone makes a huge difference.

 

[Pyropyro]

Welcome back to the pack

 

[redbaron]

That's why they call you Slim Shady.

 

[EditorOne]

"So, here I return."

Home is where, when you go there, they have to let you in. Welcome back.

 

[Rook]

I have sort of somehow seen you in some threads, regardless, you have returned and many a mosquito shall be sacrificed in your honor.

Seeing as you are human(are ye?), you don't have to act like one.
Only robots, politicians and parrots are obliged to act humanlike.

Just find other humans who act as deviant as you, and your life shall be blessed by Ceiling Cat and it's seven eldritch ones.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

stop worshiping the wrong g*d

 

[redbaron]

stop worshiping the wrong g*d

No way.

 

[Rook]

stop worshiping the wrong g*d

Burn the heretical photo tamperer!

Our creator watches from above the universe, not from it's flank like some sort of inept bystander or wall socket!

[that hole is wall-socket sized...this theory seems rational, so all the more reason to blindly exterminate all it's following and continue our religious duties. Do we have a pope who can initiate a crusade?]

 

[Nebulous]

Hi! I was looking through some of your old posts recently-ish and remember deciding that you were pretty cool. I like your avatar.

 

[Wolf18]

Seeing as you are human(are ye?), you don't have to act like one.
Only robots, politicians and parrots are obliged to act humanlike.

Just find other humans who act as deviant as you, and your life shall be blessed by Ceiling Cat and it's seven eldritch ones.

Then, perhaps my best course of action is to emulate robots, politicians, and parrots. Or perhaps not. It's nice to be back here.

,
Wolf18

 

[Mavashi]

I'm new here but welcome back anyway.

By all means feel free to emulate a parrot, but for the sake of the good Lord, don't lower yourself to the level of a politician.

 

[Sir Eus Lee]

Hi back, i'm here for a moment

 

[IndigoViolet11]

PS: Anybody have advice/experience on how to act more convincingly human? Or get through life without having to?

,
Wolf18

Do we need to
What is human anyways