I'm apparently the worst person on the planet.

[Bunny]

So, lucky charms are good, right ? I mean, I wouldn't really consider them food, but they're damn tasty. We all know the marshmallow parts are the best, without a doubt. Anyway, so we get two boxes of this junk food, and I had the brilliant idea to open both boxes and separate the marshmallows into one box, and the disgusting cat food pieces into another. I am pleased with myself, but no one else appears to be. Oh well !
Are there things you guys do to regularly mess with your family ? Perhaps in less childish ways than that XD

 

[Jason]

General Mills is missing out by not selling the marshmallows separately.

 

[Cavallier]

^
This may be of some small consolation.

 

[Bunny]

That's awesome.

 

[Cavallier]

I just stopped to actually read the Product Features:

Product Features

• Add Extra to your Normal Marshmallow Cereal or to Any Cereal Eat as Candy Enjoy anytime
• Multi Colored Name Brand Product
• 8-10 times less sugar Carbs and Calories Than Sugar per cup.
• use to stop smoking or to quit eating Candy
• Sweet Dehydrated Tiny Little Cereal Marshmallow bits

*chortles*

"8-10 times less sugar Carbs and Calories Than Sugar per cup" BAHAHAHAHA!!!!! As if you care when you are in fact eating a bowl of marshmallows. And it just keeps getting better! "Use to stop smoking or quit eating Candy"? WTH? Egads, people crack me up.


...and yes I totally corrected the spelling errors in that quote before posting it...

 

[Dapper Dan]

Meh, at least they can still mix them back together if they want. My mom tends to do it the other way around: she'll mix together two sort of similar cereals in a way that manages to ruin both.

Or even worse, she'll avoid wasting all that lovely syrup that comes with canned pineapple by mixing it in with the orange juice.

 

[Wizardry]

the disgusting cat food pieces into another

I laugh every time I read that bit.

Personally, I think you were doing a public service because that way they can choose exactly how much marshmallow to cat food bits they want per bowl. Or add the marshmallows to Cheerios or Kix.

 

[Jennywocky]

General Mills is missing out by not selling the marshmallows separately.

... agreed, although I saw some local supermarkets bulk-sell the marshmallows recently. Unfortunately, they don't taste the same, the texture is all wrong; they're too soft, they need that nice blend of slight squelsh plus styrofoam crunchiness.

@Bunny: I've always loved the Lucky Charms marshmallows and skip much of the cat food.

 

[7even]

So, lucky charms are good, right ? I mean, I wouldn't really consider them food, but they're damn tasty. We all know the marshmallow parts are the best, without a doubt. Anyway, so we get two boxes of this junk food, and I had the brilliant idea to open both boxes and separate the marshmallows into one box, and the disgusting cat food pieces into another. I am pleased with myself, but no one else appears to be. Oh well !
Are there things you guys do to regularly mess with your family ? Perhaps in less childish ways than that XD

A couple of friends and I kidnapped my little brother when he on the way back home at night. I knew when he'd be coming from his outing so 3 friends and I waited next to a street that he would have to pass by to get home. We all had masks on, and I shot him with a taser. He proceeded to collapsing on the ground where we put a black cloth over his head to blind him, tied a rope around his legs and arms, and proceeded to carrying him. From there, we threw him into a bush of stinging nettles right by my house. Then decided we were being a bit harsh, so carried him home, and put him to sleep; still tied up, ofcourse. Next morning, he woke up and looked traumatized, we made direct eye contact and I said: Never EVER feed me cat food pieces you little fucker.

EDIT:

 

[Solitaire U.]

You could probably make them yourself with styrofoam, sugar, and a little food coloring.

 

[eagor]

i just did a study and the results are in

the study indicates that neither cats, dogs or snakes like the "cat food pieces"

but the rats (and i assume other rodents) love them

i move that we rename the "cat food pieces" to "mighty mouse crunchies" and sell them as rodent food

 

[Bunny]

I laugh every time I read that bit.

Personally, I think you were doing a public service because that way they can choose exactly how much marshmallow to cat food bits they want per bowl. Or add the marshmallows to Cheerios or Kix.

No. No cat food pieces.

 

[Bunny]

A couple of friends and I kidnapped my little brother when he on the way back home at night. I knew when he'd be coming from his outing so 3 friends and I waited next to a street that he would have to pass by to get home. We all had masks on, and I shot him with a taser. He proceeded to collapsing on the ground where we put a black cloth over his head to blind him, tied a rope around his legs and arms, and proceeded to carrying him. From there, we threw him into a bush of stinging nettles right by my house. Then decided we were being a bit harsh, so carried him home, and put him to sleep; still tied up, ofcourse. Next morning, he woke up and looked traumatized, we made direct eye contact and I said: Never EVER feed me cat food pieces you little fucker.

EDIT:

Lol cute.

 

[Bunny]

i just did a study and the results are in

the study indicates that neither cats, dogs or snakes like the "cat food pieces"

but the rats (and i assume other rodents) love them

i move that we rename the "cat food pieces" to "mighty mouse crunchies" and sell them as rodent food

They're as disgusting as candy corn. I don't think I'd feed it to an animal lol

 

[Cavallier]

^First of all: YOU HATE CANDY CORN?

You...you...bitch! What kind of monster doesn't like candy corn? No one disparages candy corn in my presence and lives to tell the tale.

i just did a study and the results are in

the study indicates that neither cats, dogs or snakes like the "cat food pieces"

but the rats (and i assume other rodents) love them

i move that we rename the "cat food pieces" to "mighty mouse crunchies" and sell them as rodent food

"Mighty Mouse Crunchies" are what my rat gets as a treat when he's been super snuggly that day. <3

That is the first time I've ever used "<3". I feel really dirty about it. >.>

 

[Deleted member 1424]

AM I the only one who thought the marshmellow pieces were disgusting and preferred the 'cat food' pieces?

 

[Roran]

I found both types of pieces to be equally unappealing. On one hand, you've got what is basically cardboard masquerading as cereal. On the other you have solid sugar with added food coloring(too much of a good thing, yeah?). Blegh.

 

[Reluctantly]

How do you know that the other pieces taste like cat-food?

 

[7even]

Lol cute.

First thought: Ah glad that little improvised story didn't go un-noticed.. took some time.

Second thought: You're cute.

Third thought: Don't be offended by the order of those thoughts...

 

[JayRay]

So you just eat marshmallows for breakfast? Try to get some carbs and protein in there before you start your day.

 

[Akuma]

Your story reminds me of a friend who used to suck on dog biscuits. Who wasn't a dog. Yeah...

I stick all my hair, that falls out of my head during showering, on the the wall of the shower.
It freaks my mother out at least.

 

[Pizzabeak]

They both complement each other, actually. I'd rather eat both at once than either of them separate.

 

[xbox]

I WANT MARSHMALLOWS