If you were granted sovereign power over the US

[Nofriends]

What would you do?
My plan as follows is:
1. Re-educate parents so their offspring function better within society.
2. Lower the minimum wage for smaller businesses, so they do not close.
3. Make common core more balanced in political views, make children question more, etc.
4. Decrease bureaucracy
5. Help low-income households with finances + make sure the extra income is used appropriately.
6. Deregulate businesses, lower the taxation of businesses
7. End free colleges
8. Change school dynamics - no more mobile phones in lesson time, no social media, etc.
9. Kill off the prison population based on criminal history, ethnicity, age, religion, overall marketability, etc.
10. Stop people with poor genes and other cognitive impairments from breeding.
11. Mitigate PC.
12. Better vetting process
13. Higher taxes on filthy rich corporations, hijack the corporation if they try shutting it down.
14. Make school teachers more motivating

Obviously, there is a lot more to it, but this is a good starting point.

 

[Rook]

1. Make everyone wear animal costumes
2. Ojibwa becomes the national language
3. Everyone earning loads of moneyz must dress as purple sheep
4. News programs forced to play Burzum in the background
5. The president has the right to mix his animal suits up
6. Cars may only be used in emergencies or when transport into another state is required
7. The army is forced to smelt their weapons and create community-directed scrap metal art
8. Everyone of great obesity should be left in the wild, a few day's walk from other humans, until they die or become healthier.
9. All car horns should make animal noises matching your costume.
10. If a human becomes 18, they are forced to smoke marijuana for ten consecutive days.
11. National parks will be greatly expanded, with hunting legal only if the hunter uses a blowpipe, primitive bow or slingshot.
12. For every meal brought at a fast-food outlet, a similar meal must be brought for a suffering country of your choice, with shipping included.
13. The president is elected through a golden cricket ball. These will be dropped at random in each state by drunken helicopter pilots. First person to find a ball is president, second is vice-president etc.
14. Mexico will be invaded peacefully with nerf guns and foam bats.
15. Prospective parents may only have a child if they cross the desert of doom, eat the worms of premonition and cast aside the temptations of sustenance, as spoken by the prophets.

 

[Cognisant]

1. Switch the energy grid to nuclear, hydro, geothermal and solar.
2. Upgrade telecommunications network to fiber optic.
3. Raise minimum wage.
4. Recall military forces, cancel the F-35 program.
5. Change the war on drugs to a harm mitigation strategy.
6. Make immigration easier, actively cherry-pick talented people.
7. Have loopholes in the tax system that large companies can exploit, assassinate the leadership of any companies that do, they'll notice a pattern eventually.
8. Take funding away from private healthcare, put it into public healthcare.
9. Take funding away from private education, put it into public education.
10. Make insurance a public service as it should be.