I get the feeling that IssphitiKOzS doesn't expect anyone to read his posts

[Synthetix]

This is a babble post.. I just want to talk, yet I have nothing to say.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

No one has anything to say. May as well have a laugh.

 

[Philosophyking87]

Nothing is real; meaning is impossible.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

; might as well have a laugh.


There's no point. Everything is theory, which is then proven wrong by another theory; which is fucking stupid: one unestablished truth proving another unestablished truth to be false.

Opinions, as the P dictates, change at the drop of a hat, too. I don't care about your opinions, or your retarded existential thoughts. I only care about humour. Humour is the only truth.

 

[Synthetix]

This thread is now about Reaganomics.

Discuss.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Um.... Reagan... He was a cool guy, or not. We haven't got to that part of US history yet.

 

[IssphitiKOzS]

I'm really not that bad of a guy. Give me an genuine chance.

 

[Jennywocky]

I only care about humour. Humour is the only truth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

 

[The Gopher]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding an apple in your worm?

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

AIDS

 

[Jennywocky]

AIDS

I was gonna say "the Holocaust," but yeah, you've got the right idea...

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

What's green and smells like blue paint?

 

[Jennywocky]

What's green and smells like blue paint?

ha, I think we are reading the same web sites.

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Green paint.

Q: How do you get a clown off the swing?

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I'm not getting these from websites. My friends had a really huge anti-humor fixation a while back and wouldn't stop telling these jokes.

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Push him off?

Q: What's green and has wheels?

 

[Jennywocky]

I'm not getting these from websites. My friends had a really huge anti-humor fixation a while back and wouldn't stop telling these jokes.

Ah, okay. yeah, one of the more popular sites is anti-jokes.com, I think (more or less). My kids actually started telling these to me about a month ago. Hilarious. I am proud to be their mom.

Clown answer:

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A: Hit him with an axe.

What's green and has wheels?
A green car.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

What's green and has wheels?
A green car.

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

 

[Mello]

Is @IssphitiKOzS funny?

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No.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

What's brown and sticky?

 

[Oedipus]

A stick.

 

[Mello]

What's brown and sticky?

Your face?

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What did the rapist say to the little boy?

 

[Lydia]

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Could be a phase.

 

[Mello]

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Could be a phase.

What did the rapist say to the little boy?

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I am going to fuck you in the ass.

What did the rapist say to the little girl?

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

What did the rapist say to the little girl?

Hold still

 

[Mello]

What did the rapist say to the little girl?

Hold still

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I am going to fuck you in the vagina.

Fun fact:

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I'm a professional comedian.

 

[Lydia]

What happened to the underpaid comedian who cried rapist?

 

[Cognisant]

Therapists wouldn't leave him alone.

 

[Mello]

What happened to the underpaid comedian who cried rapist?

Therapists wouldn't leave him alone.

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I laughed.

 

[Cognisant]

(little girl voice) It's Not Funny!