I Arrive

[Cognisant]

So Ptah when you say you're a deity what do you mean exactly?
As I understand it deities tend to be of something, are you the deity of laziness/efficiency?

Deities...

You can't kill them.

Gods can die, why can't deities?

 

[Jennywocky]

Wait. Abortions come in flavors?

I knew once they started releasing peanut butter, mint, and berry blast flavored Oreos that the rest of the world would follow suit and spiral straight into hell...

 

[snafupants]

I knew once they started releasing peanut butter, mint, and berry blast flavored Oreos that the rest of the world would follow suit and spiral straight into hell...

Oreo just celebrated their one hundredth anniversary on March sixth. Thank you Colbert Report.

I knew before I wrote that abortion bit it would stoke the collective imagination of the forum. For that I am truly sorry.