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Redshirt
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As a stand-up, I'm very loose and given to leaving what I wrote for odd tangents. A lot of my material is either very dark and personal (I have a routine about my mom pretending to put me up for adoption) or just wantonly silly one-liners (I blow air into the mic for five seconds and then say "That's my impression of blowing up a balloon"). When I do improv, I'm usually the deadpan guy with the one-liner or the person with the most absurd idea; I follow the Upright Citizens Brigade's rules for improv. As a sketch writer, though, I am incredibly perfectionist and will not stop working on a sketch until it is as funny as I can humanly make it.
When I'm doing improv or stand-up, I'm not nervous at all, but when I'm doing something I scripted heavily, I have severe performance anxiety to the point of serious panic before I get on stage or on-camera.
I really enjoy making people angry with me and provoking them, because then maybe I can make them think, or at least get some enjoyment out of how silly their anger is. I do a weekly segment for my school show called Real Talk where I walk around my school asking people silly or dark questions, generally just screwing with them.
My sense of humor on some days is very dark, ironic, and cerebral. Other days my head is completely in the clouds, I am very absurd and surreal, and I cannot keep focused.
I'm a highly critical thinker. I constantly criticize others and myself, because I tend to see flaws rather easily. When I come out of my head into the real world, I tend to fixate on small things that bother me and I will endlessly spin routines out of it, if someone's watching me.
I'm also usually either the silliest, the most reserved, or most aggressive person in the group I'm in, and I make purposely bad jokes just to see others groan, or I will make a sharp, dry, sarcastic, dark comment that will either make someone laugh really hard or want to cry.
When I'm in a group of people, I alternate a lot between being very observant, occasionally saying something dry, or I am constantly talking and generally being charming and funny.
My fixation on things can get to OCD levels; I know far too much about comedy because I spend hours upon hours doing nothing but researching that subject. In school, though, I have ZERO attention span. I also have a serious problem with authority. Teachers either tend to love how goofy and funny I am, or they get annoyed at how little I pay attention and how much I question and show outright disdain for them.
When I was a kid, I was EXACTLY like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, and I still have most of those basic traits.
I'm a very silly person by nature, and I'm always knowingly doing stupid things that could get me killed (ie, throwing myself down stairs for a sketch I was filming). However, I'm very, very aggressive and independent. I do want people's attention-- I am a comedian after all-- but I could care less about your acceptance or help.
I'm a loud, goofy storyteller prone to nonsensical jokes, but I'm also the logical, analytical, rational critical thinker, who can pragmatically find flaws immediately. In other words, I can come up with a perfectly outlined prank in five minutes, or juxtapose absurdism with deadpan wit, or take a surreal idea to its logical conclusion.
I am more of an "independent worker" rather than the "leader--" I hate bossing people around anyway.
I'll switch to devils advocate on a whim but I will still win the argument.
However, even though I always get things done, I'm very, very idiosyncratic. I'm also horribly messy. To curb this, I try to be more detail-obsessed and perfectionist, which manifests itself in the way I write, then re-write, then re-re-write, sketches and scripts.
I trained myself to break down systems logically in my head and to over-analyze things. I have various short-lived obsessions that I typically have moderate-to-deep knowledge about (Dadaism, the Theatre of the Absurd, etc; most of my obsessions seem to fall under the larger obsession of comedy however).
I naturally tend towards abstract thoughts rather than practical, but I force myself to overthink things when I really want to just DO IT. I want to live in the moment, but I'm simultaneously analyzing the moment and storing it in my memory. And I LOVE to daydream and introspect and come up with ideas naturally.
When it comes down to it, though, even when I'm loud and obnoxious, I'm still introspective, a down-to-earth daydreamer, neurotic and socially awkward. I don't cooperate or back down, I challenge and intentionally provoke people. I'm not timid, or quiet, ever. I'm not a "sit with a nice book, some coffee, and look back on my day" kind of guy. I'm not sensitive and I can handle insults very well (usually with a more scathing one right back), but I am immediately angry and argumentative when someone tells me I can't do something, or that I'm not funny.
I can't even listen to music without standing up and walking around; I can't focus on what someone is saying unless I'm playing with a pen or a cap or a rubber band.
I can work with a rough plan but I'm natural at improv.
When I insult people, it's not malicious-- it's more like comedic constructive criticism, just unnaturally sharp.
What do you guys say? Can you type me and find my temperaments?
When I'm doing improv or stand-up, I'm not nervous at all, but when I'm doing something I scripted heavily, I have severe performance anxiety to the point of serious panic before I get on stage or on-camera.
I really enjoy making people angry with me and provoking them, because then maybe I can make them think, or at least get some enjoyment out of how silly their anger is. I do a weekly segment for my school show called Real Talk where I walk around my school asking people silly or dark questions, generally just screwing with them.
My sense of humor on some days is very dark, ironic, and cerebral. Other days my head is completely in the clouds, I am very absurd and surreal, and I cannot keep focused.
I'm a highly critical thinker. I constantly criticize others and myself, because I tend to see flaws rather easily. When I come out of my head into the real world, I tend to fixate on small things that bother me and I will endlessly spin routines out of it, if someone's watching me.
I'm also usually either the silliest, the most reserved, or most aggressive person in the group I'm in, and I make purposely bad jokes just to see others groan, or I will make a sharp, dry, sarcastic, dark comment that will either make someone laugh really hard or want to cry.
When I'm in a group of people, I alternate a lot between being very observant, occasionally saying something dry, or I am constantly talking and generally being charming and funny.
My fixation on things can get to OCD levels; I know far too much about comedy because I spend hours upon hours doing nothing but researching that subject. In school, though, I have ZERO attention span. I also have a serious problem with authority. Teachers either tend to love how goofy and funny I am, or they get annoyed at how little I pay attention and how much I question and show outright disdain for them.
When I was a kid, I was EXACTLY like Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes, and I still have most of those basic traits.
I'm a very silly person by nature, and I'm always knowingly doing stupid things that could get me killed (ie, throwing myself down stairs for a sketch I was filming). However, I'm very, very aggressive and independent. I do want people's attention-- I am a comedian after all-- but I could care less about your acceptance or help.
I'm a loud, goofy storyteller prone to nonsensical jokes, but I'm also the logical, analytical, rational critical thinker, who can pragmatically find flaws immediately. In other words, I can come up with a perfectly outlined prank in five minutes, or juxtapose absurdism with deadpan wit, or take a surreal idea to its logical conclusion.
I am more of an "independent worker" rather than the "leader--" I hate bossing people around anyway.
I'll switch to devils advocate on a whim but I will still win the argument.
However, even though I always get things done, I'm very, very idiosyncratic. I'm also horribly messy. To curb this, I try to be more detail-obsessed and perfectionist, which manifests itself in the way I write, then re-write, then re-re-write, sketches and scripts.
I trained myself to break down systems logically in my head and to over-analyze things. I have various short-lived obsessions that I typically have moderate-to-deep knowledge about (Dadaism, the Theatre of the Absurd, etc; most of my obsessions seem to fall under the larger obsession of comedy however).
I naturally tend towards abstract thoughts rather than practical, but I force myself to overthink things when I really want to just DO IT. I want to live in the moment, but I'm simultaneously analyzing the moment and storing it in my memory. And I LOVE to daydream and introspect and come up with ideas naturally.
When it comes down to it, though, even when I'm loud and obnoxious, I'm still introspective, a down-to-earth daydreamer, neurotic and socially awkward. I don't cooperate or back down, I challenge and intentionally provoke people. I'm not timid, or quiet, ever. I'm not a "sit with a nice book, some coffee, and look back on my day" kind of guy. I'm not sensitive and I can handle insults very well (usually with a more scathing one right back), but I am immediately angry and argumentative when someone tells me I can't do something, or that I'm not funny.
I can't even listen to music without standing up and walking around; I can't focus on what someone is saying unless I'm playing with a pen or a cap or a rubber band.
I can work with a rough plan but I'm natural at improv.
When I insult people, it's not malicious-- it's more like comedic constructive criticism, just unnaturally sharp.
What do you guys say? Can you type me and find my temperaments?