Hey guys lets take over the world

[Amy Winehouse]

A bunch of INTPs in one place are you fucking kidding me nobody has thought that we should all get together and take over the world yet...? I just stumbled upon (by my own means not the software) this forum and this was honestly my first thought.

I guess taking over the world would be kind of demanding once we, you know, took it over and stuff, but fuck we COULD do it!!

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

nobody has thought that we should all get together and take over the world yet...?

This is hardly a new thought. We've had several conversations on this subject, mostly in our skype chat (Contact Cake for the most expedient entry, if you are so inclined).

But yeah, welcome n' things. World domination (or at least a private nation of our own) would be pretty cool. It just takes too much damn work. (Just reminded myself of "The rent is TOO DAMN HIGH" )

...........so... uh.... yeah.

Cool.

 

[C.J_Finn]

I've thought about this several times before I joined and decided every time that it would be too much of a hassle. I'll just continue playing civilization when I feel the need to dominate.

 

[Amy Winehouse]

Sorry for the hasty assumption. I've only met one other INTP since I've understood mbti and I fell in love with her but she wasn't down with me being a drug chemist because her parents sheltered her her whole life. And I thought she and I alone could take over the world.

I need to be a part of this community, I love you guys already ^_^

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

LOVE

Whoa there.....

That's kind of taboo here...

 

[Auburn]

Mmm, lemmy think. There are various ways to go about this domination. In no particular order:

A. We build a robot empire by first building a robot-factory-making robot to do the building for us. This bypasses the manual labor issue and is very efficient.

B. We use humanity's weakness against them. We build a kitten empire and overload everybody with cuteness until they can't resist but do what our kitties ask. (It has been proven that our affinity to cute things (like kitties) is genetic, and a byproduct of our affinity for our own young. Thus everyone has an innate weakness toward kittens!)

C. We establish an INTP world headquarters and pull all our knowledge into solving all world issues. We become the authority and mentor other nations on how to better run their government, effectively leading the world into utopia and another Golden Age.
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(just a few ideas. :3)
Welcome, btw!

 

[Amy Winehouse]

Whoa there.....

That's kind of taboo here...

I certainly LOVE you too cheeseum ^_^

And yes, the robot idea is very tantalizing. We could always cut out the middle man and build nano robots that reproduce autonomously but if we coordinate a factory where robots produce more robots we don't risk decentralization of our robot armies(as opposed to the nanobots who would likely tell us to fuck ourselves after several cycles of AI development). We'd only need a few prototypes:.

1) Labor bot - programmed exclusively to act mechanically on production systems that couldn't only operate electronically while being able to manage different tasks due to their mobility(little wheels for feet like r2d2! Would be adorable )

2) Land fighters - Badass gunner robots. PEW PEW KABOOM.

3) Flying ones - *refer to above explanation and explosiony sounds*

4) Aquatic ones - they would use electricity ofc

If anyone knows how to program in binary SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER BE LAME AND NOT PART OF OUR AWESOME PLANETARY COUX DE AWESOMENESS

 

[Zionoxis]

I certainly LOVE you too cheeseum ^_^

And yes, the robot idea is very tantalizing. We could always cut out the middle man and build nano robots that reproduce autonomously but if we coordinate a factory where robots produce more robots we don't risk decentralization of our robot armies(as opposed to the nanobots who would likely tell us to fuck ourselves after several cycles of AI development). We'd only need a few prototypes:.

1) Labor bot - programmed exclusively to act mechanically on production systems that couldn't only operate electronically while being able to manage different tasks due to their mobility(little wheels for feet like r2d2! Would be adorable )

2) Land fighters - Badass gunner robots. PEW PEW KABOOM.

3) Flying ones - *refer to above explanation and explosiony sounds*

4) Aquatic ones - they would use electricity ofc

If anyone knows how to program in binary SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER BE LAME AND NOT PART OF OUR AWESOME PLANETARY COUX DE AWESOMENESS

As much as I like the idea...you don't program in binary. At least, in my time, no one has ever needed to program in binary. Why not ASM instead?

 

[ApostateAbe]

The pen is mightier than the sword, and taking over the world requires both pens and swords. How about developing a new ideology that convinces the peasants that blind faith in the most intelligent people in the world is the only way to save the world from cataclysm and enslavement? I can compose an electronic revelation from messengers from the dystopian future that we must all place our faith in the near-infallible judgments of high-IQ overlords. The messengers of the future reveal that too many blithering idiots multiplied, united against those of intellect, took over the world, and led the world to ruin. The "revelation" from the future would be "found" by decrypting signals embedded in spam email from 419 scammers. We can secretly fund the project through the 419 scams, and someone else can discover the encrypted messages hidden within them.

Want me to get on that?

 

[Amy Winehouse]

And I feel like we would need to develop our psychic powers more and find extraverted intuition steroids. I'll look into entheogens.

Sorry I didn't mean binary explicitly, just a low level machine language in general, assembly would work swimmingly I assume. I just don't know any machine oriented syntax

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Hey, I'm not actually going to help in any way, but I'm just gonna agree that world domination is a good idea.

Once one of you actually goes through with it, I demand at least a barony in your world empire.

...That is all.

 

[C.J_Finn]

From what I've read on here we could use garden gnomes to lure INFPs to join our cause. That will make the job a little easier I think.

 

[Abraxas]

OK, I just returned from a reality where INTPs had actually taken over the world.

There was a problem though, they didn't know what to do with the world! Any ideas?

 

[C.J_Finn]

I don't know, but I think an underground base at either the north pole or the south pole would be needed. That way we would be safe from any explosives being used since it would be suicide to melt the ice caps. The only thing is that I don't know how we could go about building this base or if any of us would be willing to use the effort to build it.

All I know is that I've already found out how to go about building an army, so you guys can worry about the rest of the details.

 

[Amy Winehouse]

Well, the first chain of events that we would do is obvious:

1) All congegrate into one room.
2) Cut off all communication to the outside world and lock all doors.
3) Point our noses ~30 degrees above the horizon
4) Curl our fingers back and push our palms forward, pointing them skywards
5) And all at once, "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

 

[Amy Winehouse]

Then I would be done, and be perfectly happy to return power of the respective regions back to the rightful owners.

 

[C.J_Finn]

I don't like the first part of that plan at all.

 

[Amy Winehouse]

Meh, one area then; not necessarily a room.

 

[C.J_Finn]

Meh, one area then; not necessarily a room.

That could work I guess.

 

[Roran]

Steps to take over world:

1. Hide in nuclear weapons proof bunker.
2. Nuke Earth from orbit.
3. You are now de facto ruler of the uninhabited nuclear wastelands. Congratulations!
4. Kill self from despair.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I certainly LOVE you too cheeseum ^_^

*twitching uncontrollably*



You'll pay for this.

Also, the Garden Gnome plan will work wonders on the INFPs and even some of the ENFPs.

 

[C.J_Finn]

Roran, I wouldn't kill myself after all of that because I would be so happy that I finally had some peace and quiet.

Is it really true about INFPs and garden knomes? I saw a video of an INFP on youtube and I was shocked that there are people who are really like that. It was almost like she was from some other planet.xD

 

[Auburn]

Steps to take over world:

1. Hide in nuclear weapons proof bunker.
2. Nuke Earth from orbit.
3. You are now de facto ruler of the uninhabited nuclear wastelands. Congratulations!
4. Kill self from despair.

Wait, wait. You got something good going on here, but don't kill it just yet. After the world is nuked, or even before that, we work on bioengineering better human beings with augmented intelligence and livespan, then repopulate the earth.

It's like Noah's arc, except better.


But we'd have to first kill off all the roaches. Ick..

 

[pjoa09]

I used to rule the world then I took an arrow in the knee.


Probably my first use of an internet meme just now.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Is it really true about INFPs and garden knomes? I saw a video of an INFP on youtube and I was shocked that there are people who are really like that. It was almost like she was from some other planet.xD

It actually seems that way. I know an INFP and also an ENFP who are both keen on Gnomes and judging from the INFPs and Gnomes thread, most of them are.

 

[Amy Winehouse]

Roran, I wouldn't kill myself after all of that because I would be so happy that I finally had some peace and quiet.

Is it really true about INFPs and garden knomes? I saw a video of an INFP on youtube and I was shocked that there are people who are really like that. It was almost like she was from some other planet.xD

BRUH

Imagine being as batshit crazy as we are without being able to logically justify any of it.

Then stop imagining it very, very shortly after. It for your own good.

 

[C.J_Finn]

Yeah, I kind of learned that they're a bit insane when I saw a video of an INFP girl on youtube. I thought the garden gnome thing was making fun of them but I guess this is legit. If this is actually the case then we need to start buying/stealing/borrowing every garden gnome that we come across so we can build up an army.

 

[Lydia]

I kind of knew already I can take over it. But by myself. Too soon much?

 

[EditorOne]

Let's back up a few yards. When did the world become worth taking over?

 

[C.J_Finn]

When we realized that we would do a much better job of running the place than the current world leaders.

 

[EditorOne]

"When we realized that we would do a much better job of running the place than the current world leaders."

So could a room full of monkeys on LSD.

Do you really want the relentless, unchanging responsibility of the entire world on your shoulders? I mean, in the premise presented in the question, that is the end result.

 

[C.J_Finn]

It's not like it would last long. I'm pretty sure that most of us would agree that once we took over we wouldn't know what to do with it. The only one who might not go along with that is Amy, but I'm only saying that because of the avatar that they chose.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

I think it'd be a fun experiment for a little but when I get bored of the whole "World overlord" deal I'd probably just neglect it. I've found that if something needs doing but you don't do it, someone will do it for you. You just have to wait.

So really when we get tired of it we can just stop and let the usual shitheads take control again.

 

[Vrecknidj]

You go right ahead and take over the world. I have better things to do.



Dave

 

[EditorOne]

^ Best answer of all.

 

[Amy Winehouse]

^Best response to an answer of all.

 

[C.J_Finn]

^Best response to a response to an answer of all.

 

[Reluctantly]

I'll help if I'm not recognized as a leader and I get a harem of sexy sluty women to live with me for my satisfaction as long as you reign. Also if you take the women away, I will vow to remove your genitals before I die. I recommend against it.

 

[starsnghts]

I'm game. If you make a practical plan I would be more than happy to help make it a reality. Don't listen to those other guys there's nothing better to do other than world domination

 

[pjoa09]

"When we realized that we would do a much better job of running the place than the current world leaders."

So could a room full of monkeys on LSD.

Do you really want the relentless, unchanging responsibility of the entire world on your shoulders? I mean, in the premise presented in the question, that is the end result.

Please don't insult my LSD fueled chimpanzees.

 

[Amy Winehouse]

"When we realized that we would do a much better job of running the place than the current world leaders."

So could a room full of monkeys on LSD.

Do you really want the relentless, unchanging responsibility of the entire world on your shoulders? I mean, in the premise presented in the question, that is the end result.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. The closest thing to my DNA just so happens to be a monkey, and I don't know about you guys, but I plan to take copious amounts of LSD through all stages of the world domination process.

So I guess, in hindsight, we are on the same page; in that we both agree a room full of monkeys on LSD could do a better job. That's where this whole thing started anyway.

 

[blarg]

Why not just design a highly realistic virtual simulation that causes the mental illusion of taking over the world?

 

[Abraxas]

Why not just design a highly realistic virtual simulation that causes the mental illusion of taking over the world?

I like the way you think.