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Have you gotten a job after being a bum for a long time?

NinjaSurfer

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well I did
the first thing I bought was some red Gatorade
the second thing I bought was some weed
muahahahha

:elephant:
 

snafupants

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@catatonic

Persistent users suffer an average eight-point decline in IQ between adolescence and adulthood, according to a study of more than 1000 participants.

Fresh out of Copenhagen: Scientists have also found that inveterate marijuana use appears to render Can and David Bowie more listenable, White Castle sliders more delectable, and menial tasks, such as sexual intercourse with one's wife or washing one's car, vastly more enjoyable. :D
 

EditorOne

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I've reversed the order. I'm becoming a bum after holding a job for a long time. Seems to be OK.
 

ememisya

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If by bum you mean the full attire, including the whiskey bottle and the winter hat along with the gloves with cut out fingers no. I did however lose a nice paying job, move out of that state, work for Hardees, 5 Guys and Kabob Restaurant for a year and a half. At that point anything was better than 0 bucks an hour spent. I did this until I got an interview and by heavenly luck, it worked out. I claim 0 credit however because as with anything in life, it was due to pure chance, so was me losing a job which I thought would be awesome as well. Roll dice and see if it ended up nice.
 

ememisya

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well I did
the first thing I bought was some red Gatorade
the second thing I bought was some weed
muahahahha

:elephant:

Oh and weed has a lot of "don't give a damn" in it. You might soon find yourself with 0 to give, other than weed itself to get that 0 from. You can't always not give a damn, great stress reliever though.
 
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