Forum Public Service Announcement.

[TheScornedReflex]

This is a Forum Public Service Announcement.

I, TheScornedReflex, TSR or simply Dickbag have a very important announcement. Some of you may know I don't do anything on a whim. Everything is throughly thought out. So with a great mixture of emotions, possibly every emotion under the sun.. Seriously, look at my face. Isn't it radiating pure stuff? Damn straight it is.

Anyway, like I said; important announcement:

I am Rook's papabear.

 

[Rook]

 

[Lot]

I had to find out this way.

You heart breaker TSR

And to think I loved you once

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Oh my! I.. I'm so sorry! LOOOOOoooOOOOOOOTTT!

 

[Yellow]

It's okay, Lot. You know TSR is a switch. He can't bottom every time.

 

[Haim]

I will be

 

[TheScornedReflex]

You will be riding your own stick? Is that an anal(lol)ogy for something?

 

[Melkor]

Where do I fit into this arrangement?
Sideways or lengthways?

P.S
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUCEMENT.
REMAIN INDOORS.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Sideways. Definitely lengthways.

 

[Brontosaurie]

I knew from the beginning this wasn't gonna be serious

 

[TheScornedReflex]

I'm 100% serious. I am Rook's Papabear. There are witnesses and all. I'm actually a little hurt you would even say that.

 

[Brontosaurie]

Papabear isn't even really a term AFAIK

 

[TheScornedReflex]

I didn't think of it. I just accepted it.

 

[QuickTwist]

Oh I see, this is like suppose to be funny. I get it.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Maybe you falling from that arrow in the knee jumbled your brain...

Get off Bronto's dick

 

[The Gopher]

Maybe you falling from that arrow in the knee jumbled your brain...

Get off Bronto's dick

But that would ruin the valentines thread!

 

[Melkor]

Lengthways huh? That could get invasive fast. OwO

I'm confused. I thought Rook was a birdy? So he's more like a PapaOwl? EXPLAIN YOUR SCIENCE.

 

[Yellow]

Papabear isn't even really a term AFAIK

It might not be in the dictionary, but if you were to personallyto post a picture of yourself on Fetlife, or someplace like that, and say you're looking for a Papabear, I can guarantee that you'll have fellas lining up to provide you with a working definition.

 

[Urakro]

Ugh, another person who gets a papabear and thinks the whole world actually cares.

 

[QuickTwist]

Maybe you falling from that arrow in the knee jumbled your brain...

No, I was born this way.

Get off Bronto's dick

I think there's a thread dedicated to this actually.

 

[QuickTwist]

I have clay in my hair too I think.. Any idea how difficult it is to get that out of your hair without water when its hard? Its hard.

 

[Yellow]

First, why can't you use water?
Second, what kind of clay? Red clays should just crumble under pressure.

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

under pressure.

https://youtu.be/aUW_8cWG7YA

*Cheeseumpuffs makes himself sad again*

 

[Yellow]

oh my goodness puffs, I didn't mean to be so insensitive. It'll be okay. He's with Major Tom and they're together in a groovier place now.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

*licks puffs tears for sustenance*

 

[Jennywocky]

Spoiler

 

[QuickTwist]

First, why can't you use water?
Second, what kind of clay? Red clays should just crumble under pressure.

Well I had to resort to using water obviously. It wasn't red clay, I believe it was ball clay.