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BigApplePi

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I was sitting in my car yesterday waiting. I had to muse about those passing by.

A number of girls wore short skirts while men wore long pants. Isn't this inefficient dress falling short of sexual expectations? I hope I'm not saying anything too sexist or naive.

Instead shouldn't men be wearing short skirts so their penises would be more ready to access vaginas? Shouldn't the girls be wearing long pants to protect their vaginas from wayward penises?
 

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Trend and culture don't happen because of reason. People don't do what they do because it's the best thing available.

People do what they do because that's what they do. What they always done. Why do you speak English? It was a trait passed to you.

Chicks like short skirts because. The whole meme idea. Same reason for the happens of everything else, cause that's just what happened.
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But I feel you duuude. Clothes pisses me off too bro. Long story short, now I wear a toga everyday.
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Seriously though. Muse with more that just what people wear. Everything we do makes no sense at all. CLAPPING!!! *sneeze* "God bless you". Lets eat COWS!! Dancing <- what the fuck.
 

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I was sitting in my car yesterday waiting. I had to muse about those passing by.

A number of girls wore short skirts while men wore long pants. Isn't this inefficient dress falling short of sexual expectations? I hope I'm not saying anything too sexist or naive.

Instead shouldn't men be wearing short skirts so their penises would be more ready to access vaginas? Shouldn't the girls be wearing long pants to protect their vaginas from wayward penises?

Pants are EVIL. We ought to wear dem manly kilts instead.

Anyways, I think skirts and short skirts would be more justified during the summer season and when one is living in the tropics.

As for the sexism angle, well what better way to market your clothing lines than invoking lust and envy on your clients?

By the way, I think your justification would only work if humans have penises like that of the ducks.
 

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If it walks like a duck and it penises like a duck...

It's wearing the new penis display shorts from sexybutt.com!

Come get 'em while we still have 'em.
 

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No duck should have to wear a kilt but feathers are an idea.

Toga ready. That's a good idea too.
 

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Very little is done in preparation for the act itself, as the main bottleneck lies in securing the sex. With the assumptions you're using (that men want sex and women want to protect themselves from sex), sex is rarely taken off the table in the two seconds it takes to whip your tackle out. You're addressing an issue, but it's not the most pertinent bottle-neck.
 

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I think men should start wearing female clothing. In nature we see male birds having nicer feathers, more colors.

Long ago women were allowed only long dresses. It were the men that wore all sorts of clothes.

Females can now wear anything they like. If a woman wears male clothes she is liberated, cute or hot. Has personality, or doesn't give a fuck, independent.

If a man wears a dress, he is a drag queen or something like that. Cross dressers. It is seen as a deviation from a norm or a mental health issue perhaps. Something wrong anyway.

My Scottish friend associates a kilt with 'manly wear'. Shoes how cultural it is. But wearing a kilt in summer seems really smart, when it is hot and the private parts area becomes a greenhouse. In summer, men too should wear kilts or dresses. Tartans are cool too.

Men often like lingerie on females. Why can females wear these things and manly underwear is all sturdy and functional. Girls may wear special see-through fabrics and one of my shorts has pictures of gold balls, tees and clubs. Yes you can get sexy man underwear too, but I don't think this is a big market? I don't know though.

It is all bullshit really. There is no natural evolution or biology for dress.

I ride a motor cycle. Which is also an issue of weather. I wear jeans but sometimes that is too cold. It is also unsafe. But sometimes I take my chances, because the motor cycle protective pants are really hot when you stop at a traffic light. They are black and underneath you have jeans. Because if you get somewhere, you take that thing off. Only if you have no destination, you might lose the jeans underneath. In that case you go for a pleasure ride only and come home and put jeans back on.

So, sometimes these bike pants are too hot but jeans alone are too cold. So I noticed some men jogging and they look very pro. They have this sort of legging for running. Goal keepers at footbaal also wear something like it. But then I see girls wearing leggings and wonder, what is the difference?

Men long ago wore leggings, not women! Women stole leggings from men! Only if you sport it is suddenly considered normal.

So I decided to buy leggings for myself. Now when I go on motorbike when it is chilly, I wear leggings underneath jeans. It is so much better and comfortable. I should have done that long ago.

Then I started wearing them in fall and winter when me and my gf went for walks in the woods with the dogs. I used to freeze my ass off and didn't enjoy the walks.

So these are in fact not the running leggings used by runners or keepers. These are actual women's leggings.

They are so handy and comfortable, I find myself wearing them at home, as...lounge wear or something. They are made of stretch material, so always fit snuggly. I have nice legs, so they look good too. It is better to watch a film on tv, covering myself under the 'living blanket' which I used because I have a leather couch.

This damned couch, even in summer, is cold to the touch! I don't get it, cause I have another, that always feels warm. Difference in cow or pig leather? I don't know.

When I wear jeans, and go under the blanket, they strip upwards, exposing part sof a leg, so you have to adjust this manually. With a legging, you just slide under.

So for me a legging is a very functional and practical and handy piece of clothing. But I realize that when someone would come over, like a neighbor who wants to borrow a cup of sugar, they would look at me real funny! :)

So when the doorbell rings I quickly slip a jeans on.

But now I have a new problem. Leggings are much in fashion in combination with a (jeans) short. Or a short skirt. Looking at women now, it makes ME feel I am unproperly dressed! OMFG! Wearing a legging alone in the street is like wearing only underwear. All these ladies have something over it. And now I am culturally attacked!

I should wear something over my legging too. And now suddenly I am confused. I have a cut off jeans that I used to work the garden on hot days. I don't usually wear shorts or anything like that. I am anxious to show my legs. And I don't like the sun burning so hot on my legs. Besides that, skin caner is on a rampage through society. So I always wear normal long jeans. And a t-shirt. I dress extremely boring actually.

And so suddenly I feel like I am crossing over into being a cross dresser because I feel this cultural weight of fashion on me because of these evil women wearing shorts over leggings.

So I am struggling, should I wear these cut off jeans over my legging. Suddenly I go from comfort and practicality, that I achieved for myself step by step, motor bike, walks in the cold to snugging under a blanket without jeans creeping up etc. to contemplating if I wanna look fashionable!

Fashion is such a strange thing. My social anxieties never allowed me to be fashionable, either with clothes or hair.

I remember a boy in school who hung out only with girls. He was very fashionable. I think he was gay perhaps, then again, that is the point, he may not have been. Just someone very comfortable to wear whatever he liked.

So I am annoyed. I should wear what the fuck I like in my home home and not care about what women look like in the street. But it does look better to have a short over a legging. So I think I'll be doing that.

Call me a cross dresser then. But at least I am comfortable on my bike, at home and in the cold woods. Last winter I wore it under my jeans to the supermarket or wherever I went. I don't like cold anyway.When we made walks in winter, I was shivering and grinding my teeth with cold when it is -12C and my ex gf just had to get the fuck out the door. And she didn't mind the cold at all!

The bitch, because when it is 18 C, so almost room temperature, she wants to have the heating on because she is cold! But she doesn't mind -12C!

So I'll be a cross dresser at home :-) And a secret one when its cold or when I go on my tough manly motorbike.

I just wonder, of all men you see in the street, how many wear something under their jeans.
 

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I think it's time for codpieces to become fashionable again.
 

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A skirt or kilt or dress of any kind leaves a man vulnerable to attack as well as getting held up in tight spaces, as they must fit loosely or else they are restrictive. Pants are tight fitting and may be secured with a belt and zipper allowing the man both adequate freedom and security in knowing he is much less vulnerable to anal rape as well as violent attacks to the nether regions.

There is heavy stigma attached to people who would harm or rape women; so for the most part, in whichever environment you would find a woman wearing a skirt or dress, it will be a safe one where she is inherently less vulnerable to rape or attack. Thus, she is free to wear different kinds of clothing, as she may (in part) rely on the men (and other women) in society at large to protect her from the aforementioned attacks, partly by wearing pants in her stead.
 

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What about boys then. Women rape boys too you know.

You sexist pig!
 

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Lots of good ideas so far. Here is another.
I think it's time for codpieces to become fashionable again.
You are talking re-fashion here. We don't have to return to earlier centuries to bring about a fashion change sports fans. Here is a very uncomplicated idea and practical at the same time.

Simply take your old used jockstrap, dip it in some dye and wear it on the outside. This would advertise your manhood while at the same time offering protection. The dye color would simultaneously offer your sexual orientation, a neutral color meaning you have no preference. Yes this would help women avoid confusion and save them an investment of their valuable time when they're on the prowl for close encounters with a type they'd much prefer.

Speaking of close encounters, how many men in the old days would suffer embarrassing disappointment on a heavy date only to discover she was wearing a chastity belt and she left her key at home? This embarrassment could be avoided if she wore her chastity belt on the outside. A white belt would indicate she had never been touched and a bright red one something else. An attractive locket around her neck holding an optional key would advertise her willingness to participate in the game of love.

I know not all women will find this idea suitable to their taste in fashion, so we have to wait until we hear from them.
 

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There is an apocryphal story that during WWII, when the U.S. sent massive amounts of supplies and war equipment to the Soviet Union, the USSR requested 1.5 million condoms and specified that they be 18 inches long. The U.S. complied, marking the boxes 'medium.'

Similar marketing ploys would take place around codpieces, I suspect.

It's not such a medieval idea: Gene Simmons wears a really ugly codpiece in the rock band "KISS".
 

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...that men want sex and women want to protect themselves from sex...

Doesn't this sound twisted beyond naturalistic explanation to anyone else?

It may be the reality, and to some extent is the reality but...
Isn't it only domesticated animals that rape?-not quite relevant, but don't bears just have sex when it's time without rape or all this hullabaloo?
 

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don't bears just have sex when it's time without rape or all this hullabaloo?
Men are not bears. They are proud to kill and women get raped by valiant men. Therefore men wear armor and women chastity belts. There is a solution for everything! It's all dress code.
 

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