Dislike.

[BrainVessel]

Say something you dislike and try to convince the person above you to not dislike the thing they stated. Even if you dislike it as well.



Pennies.

 

[Grayman]

Say something you dislike and try to convince the person above you to not dislike the thing they stated. Even if you dislike it as well.



Pennies.

Why are pennies so bad? Would you rather pay a dollar than some pennies for that piece of gum?


Repetition

 

[BrainVessel]

They say repetition is the mother of learning.


Hmm, neutrality.

 

[Cognisant]

Neutral evil, because you're worth it.

Nyan Cat.

 

[OrLevitate]

Nyan cat provides a metaphorical intuition one may need to understand something.

Empty batteries. Oh...

 

[Pyropyro]

Empty batteries can still be charged to full strength or sold for extra cash.

Politicians

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Politicians save you the trouble of deliberating over mundane legislation and having conferences with people you don't know over events you don't care about.

Being hot in hot weather

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Being hot is okay, no matter what the weather's like. If anything, being in hot weather only gives you reason to take your clothes off and show off how hot you are.


Weddings

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

weddings are a great way to confirm one's suspicions regarding the depths of societal insanity.

paedophiles

 

[Jennywocky]

You'll always have someone to play doctor with.

lima beans.

 

[OrLevitate]

There was an almost immediate shift in this thread from nonchalant convincing to bad jokes

 

[Jennywocky]

If you can't think of a humorous response to lima beans, just say so.

 

[OrLevitate]

Lima beans are like sex because if you burp and fart at the same time you become pisces therefore the prejudicdeless entity is a donut.

Germans.

 

[Grayman]

You'll always have someone to play doctor with.

lima beans.

They may taste bad but you can always eat them from the other end and get some protien from it.

 

[BrainVessel]

Lima beans are like sex because if you burp and fart at the same time you become pisces therefore the prejudicdeless entity is a donut.

Germans.

They're such effective leaders though.

The West

 

[Rook]

The West enables us to fly to the East.

Internet Explorer.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Websites are guaranteed to work with IE since many business environments still run it and thus it's a priority of compatibility for web developers.

Chess

 

[Black Rose]

the grand chessboard lets you make money from geopolitics or you can think of any strategy in such terms

conformity/herd mentality

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

there's always plenty for the wolves to eat

getting stabbed in the leg

 

[BrainVessel]

Conformity creates a home and place of acceptance for individuals with vapid minds.

Mustard

 

[BrainVessel]

there's always plenty for the wolves to eat

getting stabbed in the leg

....
The stabbee can sue the stabber and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

.......mustard

 

[Black Rose]

mustard is good for tartar sauce

mmm... tartar sauce...

being dead inside

 

[BrainVessel]

Lack of ambition usually frees one from stress so yay for stress-free living

Punk Rock + Polka

 

[Black Rose]

Lack of ambition usually frees one from stress so yay for stress-free living

Punk Rock + Polka

excellent torture device for a sith overlord

hollow victory

 

[Cheeseumpuffs]

Victory is still victory.


Cliches

 

[BrainVessel]

Cliches are what keep American television alive, and they need that kind of economic support.

Minxes

 

[TBerg]

Cliches are what keep American television alive, and they need that kind of economic support.

Minxes

They keep shallow dudes happy.

Good Morning America on ABC

 

[BrainVessel]

It keeps shallow minds happy.

gorgonzola

 

[Jennywocky]

GORGONZOLA CHEESE MAKES YOUR TONGUE COME ALIVE (and sounds cool when Wallace says it)!
That's a good thing, right?


Rizzo the Rat from the Muppet movies

 

[BrainVessel]

Rats are good for people infestations.

Corniness

 

[Double_V]

Rats are good for people infestations.

Corniness

Corniness keeps the shallow minded self entertained.

Incompetence. Especially from those making a big deal out of looking competent.

 

[redbaron]

Incompetence makes other people look better.

When you get into bed and then suddenly realise you forgot to poop.

 

[ddspada]

By overcoming sleepiness and going to the bathroom you prove your willpower.

Eggplant

 

[TBerg]

By overcoming sleepiness and going to the bathroom you prove your willpower.

Eggplant

Garlic and ginger makes it awesome. Breading and frying it does too.

Knowing that you don't have enough time during the day to do what you want.

 

[BrainVessel]

It'll give one the incentive to get as much done as they can so they can do the most of what they want.

That creepy prickly feeling up your spine you get for seemingly no reason.

 

[OrLevitate]

It alerts me that I'm on the train tracks which I already knew but didn't understand


Human products of conformity to the extent that they halt inquiry beyond rationalization or emotional inquiry.

 

[Black Rose]

they are comparative to the examples we shine by so the wise scurry away until the time is right

eating lemons (when life gives you lemons shut up and eat your god damn lemons)

 

[Helvete]

Your taste buds will eventually adapt so you find them more enjoyable. If not you will become harder, better, faster, stronger!

Kanye West.

 

[StevenM]

He (or she?) is just another (famous or not?) person whom the few people who know will eventually stop caring about in due time, thus making Kayne West turn to alcohol and sleeping meds as (he or she) destructs his/her 's self esteem.

Rumors.

 

[Helvete]

Rumours spark interest and speculation.

Boring people.

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[BrainVessel]

Boring people make the rest of us look even better.

Closed-minded numpties in positions of authority

 

[OrLevitate]

More juxtaposition

Juxtaposition

 

[TheManBeyond]

friction gives me sexual pleasure

me

 

[OrLevitate]

More juxtaposition

The need to juxtapose

 

[TBerg]

More juxtaposition

The need to juxtapose

The need for irony. Ha!

 

[OrLevitate]

Your post is both father and son thus we're back at you shoul like because j-wow.

 

[TBerg]

Okay, then.

Always wanting to be Yeshua!

 

[OrLevitate]

Lets other people enjoy being Nohua.

stinky feet.

 

[TBerg]

Lets other people enjoy being Nohua.

stinky feet.

Good for washing, my son.

Money changers.

 

[OrLevitate]

Money changers are conducive to people experiencing and understanding different cultures and placating children and widows.

Spiritual materialism