Creative methods for suicide.

[onthewindowstand]

Just post a realistic yet a creative method.

Im going to mention opening an air plane emergency exit mid flight. During the 1980s a plane worker died this way, yet it wasn't a suicide. To this day no one has killed themselves in this way, to me though it seems like it would be a fun way to go. Not to mention all the media coverage you would get.

 

[Anthile]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/24/mitchell-heisman-suicide_n_738121.html

Just post a realistic yet a creative method.

Im going to mention opening an air plane emergency exit mid flight. During the 1980s a plane worker died this way, yet it wasn't a suicide. To this day no one has killed themselves in this way, to me though it seems like it would be a fun way to go. Not to mention all the media coverage you would get.

Is that even possible? I mean, without using a great amount of force and/or some sky marshal shooting you because they think you're a terrorist.

 

[onthewindowstand]

It would take a great deal of strength but I think it would be possible. Try opening a car door while its going 100 mph its kinda hard, an airplane is going about 400. Most people couldn't, some could though. (in my opinion)

 

[flow]

I'd like to fly some kind of starship into a black hole. Suicide? Perhaps.

 

[Melllvar]

I couldn't find the original post, suggested by someone else, on another forum, but here's how it goes:

Step 1: Acquire materials - glue, rope, piano wire

Step 2: Rent an apartment in a tall building.

Step 3: Invite significant other over for dinner (spouse, fiancee, romantic partner, etc.), making sure to have them seated across from the window.

Step 4: Treat them to a wonderful, candle lit, romantic dinner, then excuse yourself under some pretense and go to the roof of the building.

Step 5: Measure a piece of rope just long enough to reach from the top of the building to the window of your apartment.

Step 6: Tie said rope to some sturdy ornament on top of the building, and the other end around your waist (or you could use some kind of harness instead, perhaps to prevent chafing).

Step 7: Tie the piano wire around your neck, and hook it also to the top of the building (making sure it is at least no longer than the rope), and then glue your hands to the top of your head.

Final step: Smile your biggest smile, jump off the building, severing your head and allowing you to stop hanging just in front of the window where your wife, boyfriend, fiancee, or whatever will see your lifeless, headless body holding your smiling, decapitated face in your hands.

/thread - I win.

 

[loveofreason]

How timely. ~thread moved from General~

 

[Cognisant]

It would take a great deal of strength but I think it would be possible. Try opening a car door while its going 100 mph its kinda hard, an airplane is going about 400. Most people couldn't, some could though. (in my opinion)

Actually considering the pressure differential at 32,000ft I figure it would be quite easy, what seems unlikely to me was that someone was dumb enough to pull the big red emergency lever (which has a covering to prevent accidental activation) during flight, it seems like the most obvious thing in the world not to do.
Oh right, 1980's, they've probably changed the design since then.

Anyway, on topic:

Have valves installed into the main arteries in your forearms, then run around in a spider man costume, squirting people with your blood until you pass out and bleed to death on the pavement, bonus points for having HIV and/or AIDS while doing so, further bonus points for doing this at a comic-con where the police will have difficulty finding/stopping you.

Somehow get on Operah and take a lethal dose of LSD before walking onstage.
Heck anything's good with a enough LSD.

Shout "I'm the bomb" at an airport and try to run through customs, bonus points for starting a stampede and/or actually making it out of there alive, which unlocks the bonus round of running around the terminal shouting vaguely Aramaic gibberish until somebody shoots you (100pts for every 10min you survive, an extra 50pts for every shot that fails to hit you).

Catapult yourself into Buckingham palace, bonus points for shouting "Freedom" loud enough for the media to get a record of it, only applicable if you're also wearing blue face paint.

Attend one of my infamous dinner parties.

Become filthy rich, write a will stating that whoever is the last person to fuck you gets your entire fortune after you die and is exempt from murder charges because you're willing to be euthanized, advertise heavily, then ride your limo into the middle of your favourite city, strip naked (inside the limo) then jump out and walk down the street like the shameless bastard you are.
Bonus points for being really old and wrinkly.

 

[kantor1003]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/09/24/mitchell-heisman-suicide_n_738121.html

Have you read it? If not, do you plan to?

 

[Cognisant]

Have you read it? If not, do you plan to?

To which I reply:
YouTube - Matrix 4 - Matrix Reentered

If you give up trying to figure it out.

Spoiler

There's no point to killing myself, or reason to, i.e Why, why, why not, why, etc.
And there's the atheist’s funeral joke, all dressed up and nowhere to go.

 

[onthewindowstand]

Curse you. I just watched that video like 12 times.

 

[Cognisant]

You make me soo happy :smiley_emoticons_mr

 

[kantor1003]

There's no point to killing myself, or reason to, i.e Why, why, why not, why, etc.
And there's the atheist’s funeral joke, all dressed up and nowhere to go.

If theres no point to anything it doesn't really matter if you kill yourself or not. Though, maybe the emotional content of the subject experience makes it all worthwhile. Just admit it cog, your a slave to your feelings! Bend over.

 

[Anthile]

Have you read it? If not, do you plan to?

Nope! And I don't intend to. But I wonder if it becomes a cult book or something.

To which I reply:
YouTube - Matrix 4 - Matrix Reentered

If you give up trying to figure it out.

Spoiler

There's no point to killing myself, or reason to, i.e Why, why, why not, why, etc.
And there's the atheist’s funeral joke, all dressed up and nowhere to go.

I see your Matrix and raise you... applepie from scratch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlpyGhABXRA

 

[kantor1003]

Nope! And I don't intend to. But I wonder if it becomes a cult book or something.

Wouldn't surprise me at all. I skimmed some of it. Plan to skim some more. Nihilistic intellectual writing a 1900 page suicide note probably containing his rationale for doing it, among other things, before pulling though with the act?? how can you pass that up, lol

 

[snafupants]

I'd like to fly some kind of starship into a black hole. Suicide? Perhaps.

flow - you would die almost immediately from the radiation even if it transported you to paradise; good gas mileage on tail end of the trip though.

cav - lethal does of lsd? has there ever been a reported fatality resulting from exorbitant use? maybe indirectly like thinking you can fly...

 

[onthewindowstand]

Wouldn't surprise me at all. I skimmed some of it. Plan to skim some more. Nihilistic intellectual writing a 1900 page suicide note probably containing his rationale for doing it, among other things, before pulling though with the act?? how can you pass that up, lol

I have been skimming it this morning as well

 

[Anthile]

flow - you would die almost immediately from the radiation even if it transported you to paradise; good gas mileage on tail end of the trip though.

Either that or you'd end up as Cthulhu pasta.

 

[snafupants]

that "terrorist" who kamikazeed himself into the irs building left behind a letter, but was summarily abandoned wholesale by the media. they downplay how much chaos one person can create and instead revive faith in authority figures through right wing shows like cops or americas most wanted. propaganda cloaked as entertainment. oh, suicide...maiming myself on an innocuous mtv show. perhaps immolation like those buddhist monks during the vietnam war? on the real world? mine would be with some inscrutable placard stringed onto my person though.

 

[Plumbata]

Obtain some relatively pure strychnine (easier than it may seem)

Go to a southern Faith-Healer's Sunday congregation.

Stand in line, and ingest 100+mgs of total strychnine a few minutes before you meet the healer.

Have him lay his hands on you, then start convulsing and eventually expire in a very dramatic way.

Have your heirs blame the death on the hokey faith-healer.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

First Learn2nurse. Then once you land a job in a hospital, steal packs of blood of the same type as you and also the strongest anesthesia available. Go home and insert all of the packs of blood into your veins. This will keep enough blood in circulation to prolong your death. Inject the anesthesia into your spine so you feel the least amount of pain possible. Next, begin to saw off pieces of your body around the bone and eat every piece until you pass out. Bonus points if you cook your penis and testicles in an omelet. Extra life if you defecate your own digested flesh and eat it.

 

[The Gopher]

and you lose points everytime you throw up

 

[DarkGreen]

Always carry a suicide note around with you, when you die it'll seem like you planned it, even if you fall off the diving board too early and crack your head open, people will still think you're chill.

 

[DarkGreen]

Like this homie.

 

[Cognisant]

I see your Matrix and raise you... applepie from scratch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlpyGhABXRA

You win, for now.

If theres no point to anything it doesn't really matter if you kill yourself or not. Though, maybe the emotional content of the subject experience makes it all worthwhile. Just admit it cog, your a slave to your feelings! Bend over.

If I was a slave to my feelings I'd already be dead.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

lol I don't know why, but I found "death by diving board" amusing.

 

[onthewindowstand]

YouTube - McRoll'd

This will be a nice video for you.

 

[kantor1003]

If I was a slave to my feelings I'd already be dead.

What keeps you alive then?

 

[Cognisant]

@-onthewindowstand
Thank you, now I'm scared of clowns.

What keeps you alive then?

The little things.

Curse you. I just watched that video like 12 times.

And y'know the real question is why should I kill myself?
There's many excuses, but I've yet to encounter a valid reason or worthy cause.

 

[EditorOne]

It didn't make me afraid of clowns, but I would like to use a 2x4 on whoever made that video.