Closest You Ever Came To Death

[Deleted member 1424]

From 18-20 I fully crashed around 8-10 cars. Most of them while drunk.

What the hell?

You should be in prison.

 

[bvanevery]

You should be in prison.

Well no, he'd probably be out by now.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Well no, he'd probably be out by now.

Well I figured it was somewhat nicer than saying he should be dead for having such a flagrant disregard for the lives and wellbeing of others.

There's no fucking excuse.

 

[bvanevery]

Judge much?

 

[crippli]

It was an interesting period. I was once stopped by the police, but they let me go for some unknown reason. Told me it was my lucky day, as there was a more pressing situation. And to drive really carefully onward. Luckily though, neither me or others got hurt. Although, once, while sober. A woman with the car full of kids drove into the road in front of me. There was a stop sign. I actually drove off the road as I had got all the information already, and decided to do this, at my own risk of getting hurt. If I came across a situation like that again. Would I do the same? Or stick to the rules, like driving straight into them. Not sure. As they actually tried to adjust their story to avoid blame. For money...That was depressing, that they even tried At a point one have definitely crossed the line, and they had done so in that situasjon.

 

[bvanevery]

Although, once, while sober. A woman with the car full of kids drove into the road in front of me.

The woman may not have deserved the consideration, but you can pat yourself on the back for not plowing her innocent kids.

 

[crippli]

The woman may not have deserved the consideration, but you can pat yourself on the back for not plowing her innocent kids.

I suppose I can.

The good part of the stories is that I at a point realized. And it was actually after the police incident. That enough was enough. And have not drunk driven since. They could have put me in jail. But that may not have given as good results as they got. Awesome police work. One I respected.

 

[DeadChannel]

One time, I was snowboarding. Me and a pal are on this ungroomed tree run that's a little bit out of the way but nevertheless still in bounds and (supposed to be) patrolled. The powder is great, so we're having a great time. Then, I go over a short cliff (pretty standard) and land splayed out over a mine staft (not pretty standard). The board made it a bit awkward, but I eventually got myself onto solid ground. Still, I think it was pretty deep, and who knows what could have happened had I fallen in.

 

[Azreal_Mistwalker]

A few years back I was going through a particularly rough patch in life and decided that I was too tired to deal with it anymore. I planned out my own death: got the materials, chose the place and time, and composed my farewell note. Then i sat there for a while, looking out at the stars, and let go of everything. It's a strange experience to not think about the future anymore, to relinquish your mental hold on life.

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

I almost died when a trampoline fell and almost impaled my neck on a fence.

I almost died when I walked in front of cars, I mean it's not like I can time that shit, I was just GooOOnENNE almot ded

Um there was that time I was like so suicidal I was totally going to drown myself in a river so I had to be locked up for my own safety.

And uhhhh. idk I probably pissed off some gangstas or something and they want my head impaled on a stick.

And then there wassssss like getting in the car with a drunk driver, that shit could end gnarly

And ummmm. walking through the city in the middle of the night, could get stabbed up or some shit

And then there was that time that uhh. Uhh.

C'mon guys, help me out here?

 

[PaulMaster]

Well I figured it was somewhat nicer than saying he should be dead for having such a flagrant disregard for the lives and wellbeing of others.

There's no fucking excuse.

How about taking his driving privileges away?

 

[crippli]

How about taking his driving privileges away?

By whom? Not even the police wanted to take them away.

I almost died when a trampoline fell and almost impaled my neck on a fence.

I almost died when I walked in front of cars, I mean it's not like I can time that shit, I was just GooOOnENNE almot ded

Um there was that time I was like so suicidal I was totally going to drown myself in a river so I had to be locked up for my own safety.

And uhhhh. idk I probably pissed off some gangstas or something and they want my head impaled on a stick.

And then there wassssss like getting in the car with a drunk driver, that shit could end gnarly

And ummmm. walking through the city in the middle of the night, could get stabbed up or some shit

And then there was that time that uhh. Uhh.

C'mon guys, help me out here?

Help you with?

Don't you think life taste sweeter after the bitter taste of death?

 

[Artsu Tharaz]

By whom? Not even the police wanted to take them away.


Help you with?

Don't you think life taste sweeter after the bitter taste of death?

It's hard to say.

The events themselves were swept under the rug.

The ideas that followed could have come from anywhere, if I believed it enough.

I know what is real.

 

[Starfishtea]

I'm not going to count times where I thought I was doing because I kind of do that on a daily basis.
I've never had any water episodes, though I've been unconsciously, barely breathing, oh god someone call an ambulance drunk about 4 or 5 times. I never learn and I never die. For some time my drunk persona thought I was immortal but thankfully I came to my senses after a few months of doing idiotic things. I guess I've also been involved in some drunk driving and some suicide attempts. Actually got nerve damage from the latter.