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Challenge: Opening Up Under Perceived Anonymity

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Are you more open in situations where you're anonymous? I assume most would say yes. But to what degree? Say on a scale of 1-10, 10 is your deepest darkest secret that you'll only ever give up on your death bed, if at all. I'm attempting to assess whether freaky individuals who reveal things that many would consider a 10 have deeper things that they aren't revealing.

I've recently, as of lask week, discovered anonymous chat sites. Omegle is the platform of my experience. http://www.omegle.com/

I recommend that you experience this, and post your interesting conversations here in spoilers. Sensitive details may be omitted, and discussion of extremely taboo subjects may be replaced by simply stating the general term of the subject discussed. Give it some dedication. It's worth it. Also consider using the "interests" to search out weirdos.

What are you able to pry out of people? It's an art form. You need to be open-minded, willing to lie, willing to probe, and willing to take risk. Within the past week I've discussed foreign affairs, love, erotica, the occult, extreme sexual deviance, humor, anonymity, and ethics, to name a few. Some were... quite morbid; mindblowing even to myself.

Conversations may extend to other external platforms. For example: kik, Skype, and other instant/video messenger services; and e-mail. Don't post sensitive info.

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Be sure to read through and omit sensitive info. Entire convos need not be posted (this one is, as I have little to hide here), just parts.

Contains: 1. Foreign Affairs 2. Love

This is very long.
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: Not too bad. Glad I'm not being asked asl lol
Stranger: haha i know right
Stranger: hows your day been?
You: Not too bad really. Just started for me. Lazing away.
You: yours?
Stranger: oh its morning where you live?
Stranger: its 1:12 AM
You: Well... It's actually ~6PM. I like to sleep in lol
Stranger: haha wow
You: I'm in the U.S.
Stranger: oh thats great
Stranger: im the only night owl
Stranger: still awake!!
You: lol I'm a total night owl
You: So where are you?
You: Japan?
Stranger: im actually in lebanon..
Stranger: have you heard of it?
You: Ah.
You: Yup
Stranger: and em i just want to know is youre a he or a she
You: I'm a guy. 24
Stranger: just to knw what to address you with
You: So you're really in the middle of a sociopolitical tinderbox. What's it like?
Stranger: its horrific
You: Not EXACTLY in the middle, but you know...
Stranger: what are your thoughts about lebanon
Stranger: and whats happening in it
Stranger: like do you follow the news? about us?
You: Well.. I haven't really thought much about it. I just know there's conflict which bothers me because conflict should never really exist.
Stranger: well said
Stranger: its actually a burden on all of us lebanese
Stranger: seeing each village/city be bombed away
Stranger: every single day
You: I agree. It's got to be terrible
Stranger: thinking oh wow i might be dead tomorrow
You: But the people live on. amazing
Stranger: isnt such an ideal way to live
Stranger: i agree!
You: No, but they aren't giving up very easy lol
Stranger: and btw if youve heard.. lebanon was ranked number 1
Stranger: for the best nightlife
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha hell no we wont gve up that easily
You: Because the people have nothing to lose? They're free to act as they please, in a way?
Stranger: yeah pretty much
Stranger: its because we've gotten used to it all
Stranger: we've been through ACTUAL wars
Stranger: be it civil or an other kind
Stranger: we've seen our dearest ones pass away
Stranger: and we've got nothing to lose by now
You: So the pressure's really on, which definitely changes one's priority list.
You: What would you consider to be the meaning of life?
Stranger: of course each citizen's priority list has definitely with no doubt changed
Stranger: the meaning of life is actually the attempt of survival
Stranger: the attempt to please our creator
Stranger: life is nothing but fun and games
Stranger: just screwing everything up
Stranger: but a time will come when we die and when we realize that what we just lived was nothing
You: I actually agree. You put it very nicely.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: what university where you in?
Stranger: were*
You: So it's sort of like saying the purpose of life is to have the widest range of experiences?
You: Well... I went to a small school and then grad school at Ohio State
Stranger: yes indeed.. but these experiences have limitations
Stranger: we cant exceed them
Stranger: for example.. im gonna open up bit
Stranger: em im a religious but open minded girl
Stranger: ive never had a drink
Stranger: ive never partied
Stranger: i believe in sex after marriage
Stranger: i have limits to my actions
Stranger: however my closest friends do the exact opposite of me
Stranger: but im no one to judge
Stranger: and maybe it because my parents taught me that while growing up
You: Wow. Very open-minded and unbiased. Awesome, really.
Stranger: thank you
You: But consider that limitations are often subjective. If pleasure exists on a scale of 1-10, someone who can only experience 1-5 would consider a 3 to be the same as what someone who could only experience 6-10 would call an 8.
You: So what would it be like to go from a 1-5 environment to a 6-10 environment?
You: Earthshattering, right?
Stranger: haha absolutely right
Stranger: but each person's different
Stranger: what you think is completely diff than what i think
Stranger: probably by miles
You: Yup lol. Tis the nature of agency
Stranger: haha lol
You: But sometimes completely different processes lead to the exact same results. This is synchronicity. Carl Jung came up with it.
Stranger: thats very true
Stranger: may i ask a question?
You: Sure
Stranger: regarding arabs and/or muslims or do you rather not?
You: I don't mind
Stranger: because ive been wanting to know the point of view of other non-arabs
Stranger: specifically americans
Stranger: maybe its because some americans ( not generalizing thats for sure) believe that all arabs/muslims are terrorists
Stranger: if a person makes a terrible mistake, do you generalize and say that all his family or his people commit mistakes aswell?
You: Well... I don't, but most Americans do. Even other Americans. Guilt by association.
You: It takes a lot to convince others to be open minded here, especially in rural areas
You: I'm actually from one
Stranger: yeah exactly
Stranger: but you seem open minded
Stranger: and you seem like you dont have anything against them
Stranger: them as in arabs
You: It's not the idea that they all committed mistakes, but just a cloud of "badness" or something.
Stranger: yeah i know
You: Usually the less intelligent they are, the bigger the cloud they see lol
Stranger: but as they say you cant judge a book by its cover
You: Indeed
Stranger: lol true
You: Yeah, I'm pretty okay with.... just about anything lol
Stranger: the problem is that whenever they see a hijabi/ a girl in a veil
Stranger: their mind just goes " woah these are bad people"
Stranger: but many arabs and muslims have made it to the big screens
Stranger: have made it to veeeerry high ranks in businesses and associations
You: Well. Sometimes. It's a lot less likely in cities and with young people.

And absolutely lol. Which usually makes the stupid hate them more lol
Stranger: yeahh lol
Stranger: so em what did you major in?
You: Well... I've got a degree in Wildlife Biology and went to grad school for Ecology, but I'm actually planning to become certified to become a high school teacher.
Stranger: thats awesome
You: I want to be that guy who brings live animals into the classroom lol
You: Thanks
Stranger: ohh wow
Stranger: this year is my first year in university
Stranger: its called the american university of beirut
Stranger: still dont know what to major in
You: ah, okay. What interests you?
Stranger: since the rate of unemployment is very high in this god forsaken country
Stranger: i really like biology
Stranger: i like to study the human nature
Stranger: how everything works
Stranger: but im not willing to go into medschool
Stranger: and like being a doctor
You: You're answering my questions before I can type them lol
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: well great minds think alike
You: So not medicine. Pharmacy, maybe? what else is there?
Stranger: medical lab
Stranger: but my sister already did that
You: I'm kind of thinking somewhere along the lines of sociology. But I'm not sure how they would mesh.
Stranger: my other sister is currently doing chemical engineering
You: Whoa. Nice. Very, very difficult.
Stranger: i know hha
You: I'm amazed lol
Stranger: ive seen her suffer
Stranger: still seeing her though lol
Stranger: she still has one more year
You: Well... My philosophy is that if I'm not willing to wake up at 6 AM 7 days a week to do it, then it's not worth doing.
You: It's not work if you're having fun
Stranger: haha yeah
You: Which is actually why I decided on the teaching route instead of going on into a full Ph.D. and becoming a professor. It's too much to constantly write grants and act within the expected social boundaries. I'd have a greater impact inspiring others to do it instead.
Stranger: thats actually wonderful
You: So maybe you should teach lol
Stranger: i think i wouldnt make a great teacher
Stranger: simply because i get angry
Stranger: easily
Stranger: easily angered
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: its hard to decide
Stranger: but i'll see what happens :))
You: Well... I didn't think I'd be very good at it until I actually did it. I got paid to do it as a grad student. And then I turned out awesome if I do say so myself.
You: I don't think anger is an issue
Stranger: oh thats good
You: A big part of teaching is the environment you create
Stranger: true true
You: If you create an environment of tolerance and respect, then you'll get it in return.
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: ive been trying to convince my dad to allow me to study abroad
You: I actually tell my students that they can do whatever they want outside of my classroom. I don't care what they do or who they do it to or with, but so long as they're in my class, science reigns supreme lol
Stranger: to the uk maybe since hes a british citizen
Stranger: hahaha yeahh
You: That could be awesome.
Stranger: the teacher has an amazing impact
Stranger: and influence on the students
You: I never really knew about it myself because I got my undergrad at such a small rural school, but I'd have loved it lol
Stranger: as long as they respect you and respect what youre doing for them
Stranger: then all is good
Stranger: then all is good
Stranger: have you ever traveled outside the us?
Stranger: U.S
You: Nope. I've been in Canada for all of 20 minutes because my mom took a wrong turn at Niagara falls lol
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i used to live in africa
Stranger: before moving to lebanon
You: The U.S. is HUGE, so it's a little easier to get away with travel yet still be in the same country.
You: Where in Africa?
Stranger: nigeria
Stranger: i was born in lebanon
You: Nice!
Stranger: but i was raised there
Stranger: ive been to many countries
Stranger: thats include dubai eygpt saudi arabia
Stranger: turkey paris spain
Stranger: syria
Stranger: thats it
You: Wow. That's quite a list. I've always wanted to go to... well everywhere, but I'm always worried about the language barrier. I only speak English. and very, very, very terrible Spanish.
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: well you can speak english in all countries
Stranger: i dont think its a problem
Stranger: since english is now THE language
You: Wow. Really? It's that dominant? I mean... I'm kind of more attracted to what the locals do a lot more than I am to the touristy stuff.
Stranger: it actually is the dominant language
Stranger: for sure
You: I'm worried about getting the "weird" treatment lol That really surprises me. Awesome.
Stranger: haha oh i've gotten the weird treatment before
Stranger: mostly in spain
You: So you're definitely like the coolest person I've ever met lol
Stranger: because i know french
You: ah, okay
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: and turkish is similar to arabic
Stranger: so i just throw a bit of words here and there
Stranger: aww thankk youu so are yoou to be honest
You: lol
Stranger: this is the only time ive actually enjoyed a chat on omegle
Stranger: dont you know any arabic words?
You: Pretty much. It's usually a bunch of horny guys and bored teenagers lol
Stranger: hahaha lol
You: And no. Unless I'm just unaware of them lol
Stranger: what about
Stranger: habibi
Stranger: or marhaba
You: I've actually heard habibi before, but I have no idea what it means
Stranger: habibi is my love
Stranger: marhaba is hello
You: No clue on the other one
You: Ah, okay
Stranger: what about salam
Stranger: or salamu aleykom
You: Salam, yes, but not the other one.
Stranger: salam is the same as salamu aleykom
Stranger: salam is hello aswell
Stranger: and aleykom is "to you"
Stranger: so its hello to you
You: Okay. So a bunch of synonyms really. But I'm sure there's that unspoken cultural context factor I'm missing lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i personally think that the arabic language is one the most amazing languages ever
Stranger: its rich
Stranger: and it has very deep meanings
You: I could see that. Though that's exactly what would make it hard to learn, right?
Stranger: each word might men something
Stranger: mean*
Stranger: yeah probably so
Stranger: but for example
Stranger: we say " ya albe"
Stranger: which means " my heart"
Stranger: to the ones we love
Stranger: or " ya omre" which means "my life"
You: Whoa. Definitely more powerful than the ol' "I love you." There's real meaning there. I like it.
Stranger: yeah haha
You: It makes English look like eating cardboard instead of food lol
Stranger: hahha it sure does
Stranger: + have you heard anyone say "you are the cornea of my eye"?
You: lol
Stranger: in arabic its "korrata ayni"
Stranger: its like youre my eyes and youre my everything
Stranger: very deep stuff ahaha
Stranger: i think its kinda hard to understand it from the 1st time
You: Yikes. I would NOT want to be a translator. I'd totally get stuck in the literal translation.
Stranger: hahaha
You: "Well, I think he just said you're in his eyeball"
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Yet you get both contexts. Astounding.
Stranger: yeahh lol
Stranger: so em do you have any siblings?
You: I have a younger sister and a younger brother. My sister is... I think 19, and my brother is 9.
You: She wants to be a vet, but... I'm not sure if that'll work out. She works on a dairy farm and loves it.
Stranger: if she wants to be a vet then i think she should be a vet
Stranger: if shes passionate about it
Stranger: and shes able to take care of animals
You: Well, that's the thing. She's... one to go with the flow a lot more than change the flow.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i see
You: So was I, until I discovered how awesome it was to hold a bear cub lol
Stranger: haha thats pretty awesome man
You: So her passion is sort of split right now, you could say.
You: Oh, it is. I've done a lot of work with bears and snakes. Some with birds and other small animals.
Stranger: thats very nice
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have two older sisters, 23 and 21 and two younger brothers, 13 and 9
Stranger: im in the middle :/
You: So you're in the middle and I'm the oldest?
Stranger: haha yeah
You: I've never really had competition then. what's it like?
You: I could paobably ask my sister too lol
Stranger: frustrating
Stranger: its like the attention goes to them and not to me
Stranger: not that im seeking that attention
Stranger: but you know what i mean
You: So you'd say it's more difficult to really be who you are, then?
You: Or at least be appreciated for it?
Stranger: pretty much yes
Stranger: but since both sisters are getting married very soon
Stranger: and are moving to ghana and nigeria
Stranger: then im gonna take that spotlight loll
You: Nice
Stranger: im not evil i promise
You: Well... I don't think I am either lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
You: I hope not at least
Stranger: ouh
Stranger: so you said its 6PM
You: Well... It's 7 now lol
Stranger: youre day has just started!!
Stranger: yeah my bad
You: I'm living the good life with my grandma right now. I get to be lazy until my certification classes start.
Stranger: ohh okayy!
Stranger: i have a question...
You: Okay
Stranger: are all teenagers obliged to leave their parent's house after the age of 18?
Stranger: or when theyre 18, to seek for a job and an apartment?
Stranger: well not obliged but..
You: Not really. It used to be that way more or less, but now it's a lot more common to see grown adults still living with their parents. Some into their 30s. It's mainly because jobs aren't as common as they used to be, and it's a lot less expensive.
You: It also keeps a certain family atmosphere going as well.
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: because ive seen like in movies and stuff that their parents actually tell them they cant pay for them
Stranger: anymore
Stranger: even the tuition
Stranger: for uni
You: I mean, using myself as an example, I've saved MOST of my income since I've had any, and paid for all of my schooling without any loans. Most students don't.
You: My parents did buy me a car though when I turned 16.
You: Which I then wrecked...
You: And then had to pay for lol
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: our legal age for driving is 18
You: Interesting. Are there less accidents there, or does it depend on the driver?
Stranger: if you can drive in lebanon, you can drive in any other country
You: I mean, I really do think there are some 12yo's out there who could drive no problem. And some grown adults who have no business being on the road.
You: Sweet.
Stranger: the roads and highways are terrible
You: lol. that's what I was thinking
Stranger: and like you know the yellow light, its like you have to be ready to stop
Stranger: here in lebanon when it turns yellow its like you have to press on the pedal
Stranger: to cross
You: lol
You: Well, sometimes it's like that here too
Stranger: when its red, we sometimes pass if there arent any cars
Stranger: no cameras no nothing
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: interesting huh
You: Well, there are only cameras in towns here. We actually drive a lot more like they do in Lebanon in the country. :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: and also we have to motorcycles
Stranger: you see a 9 year old driving one
Stranger: its actually very dangerous
You: It's a lot easier because you can see a lot more and a lot further. Especially at night because it's easy to see headlights. Though any 9 year old driving anything would scare me
Stranger: exactly lol
Stranger: howd you wreck your car?
You: Well... So my dad is a mechanic, and he has awesome car connections and can bid in auctions that are only for car dealers. And he bought me a Mustang convertible.
Stranger: woww
You: So I was driving behind some slow old guy and got impatient
You: And wanted to take a detour.
You: I took the turn WAY too fast and crashed head on into an F350
Stranger: oh dear god i hope nothing happened to you
You: Nobody got hurt, thankfully. My airbags didn't even go off because I managed to slow it down enough. My first thought was "I just spilled my drink"
You: Teenage priorities, right?
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: thankfully
Stranger: do you still have a car now?
You: Oh yeah. I now drive a Ford Ranger.
You: It doesn't look pretty, but I need it to drive through the snow
You: And it makes biology field work a lot easier
Stranger: thats nicee
You: It's kind of hard to drive a convertible through the mud going to trap bears lol
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: youre right
Stranger: i dont think my dad would get me a car when im 18
Stranger: considering that we have 4
Stranger: and we have a chauffeur
Stranger: 3 BMW's and a Honda
Stranger: but i hope he gets me one..
You: Wow. So you're not even 18 yet and you're that smart? And then another wow for the chauffer lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thank you for the compliment..
You: We have... a lot of cars lol. I think at least 8 now.
You: My dad has a hobby of building racecars
You: So we have... 3 garages full of them.
Stranger: oh woww
Stranger: oh woww
Stranger: he buildss themm?
You: I can't keep track honestly
Stranger: man thats asweome
Stranger: awesome*
You: Yeah. Most of them are older musclecars from the 50s and 60s. Very loud, very fast.
You: the whole neighborhood can hear them
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my cousin has a hobby of buying cars
Stranger: he has a ferrari, 2 Porsche, infinity, bentley, rolls royce
You: wow
You: How does he have enough time to use them?
You: I could ask my dad the same though lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i have noo ideaa
Stranger: but hes like a car freak
Stranger: lovesss em
Stranger: but sometimes wasting that kinda money is idk not ideal
You: I agree.
Stranger: its a luxury and not a necessity
Stranger: have you watched suits?
Stranger: or game of thrones
You: Nope. Never heard of Suits. I've heard of game of thrones, but never watched it or read the books.
Stranger: suits is A+ seriously
Stranger: its about lawyers
You: Ah, okay
Stranger: and such
Stranger: but ive actually learned many things concerning
Stranger: being a lwyer
Stranger: just from the show
You: I'll have to watch it sometime. If I can find it.
You: Probably somewhere online
Stranger: and as for game of thrones, i lovedd itt! great show but i think it had tooo much nudity that it made it a bit disgusting
Stranger: or it didnt feel right
Stranger: yeah i watch them on letmewatchthis.com
Stranger: or megashare.info
Stranger: or http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/
You: Cool. I'll probably start later tonight.
Stranger: no registration no nothing
Stranger: hahah you'll love it
Stranger: btw we didnt get each others' names
You: Oh... I'm OMITTED
Stranger: im OMITTED
Stranger: nice to "chat with you"
Stranger: it was a pleasure
You: lol
You: Thanks
You: So... awkward, but do you have a Facebook?
You: You're a total badass lol
Stranger: no actually i deactivated it.. but i have twitter and tumblr
Stranger: hahah why do you say so?!!
You: I... am just fascinated.
Stranger: haha.. thank you really
Stranger: do you have twitter or tumblr?
You: Well. No actually. But I can make one I guess
Stranger: how about instagram?
You: Nope lol
You: I'm kind of a luddite
Stranger: em i'll try activating facebook
Stranger: tomorrow
You: Okay. Well my full name is OMITTED. There's only one of me lol
You: Thanks!
Stranger: mines OMITTED
Stranger: also one of me i guess...
You: lol
You: Okay. I'll let you go. Keep up the hard work!
Stranger: and my twitter if you did create one.. its OMITTED
You: Okay
Stranger: haha thank you!
Stranger: damn best omegle convo tbh
You: You're welcome lol
Stranger: we'll let fate decide if we can chat again.. 37K users
You: Fate it is then!
Contains extreme sexual taboos.
Stranger: lol, I know you wanted a normal conversation, but to bad, I got a random question for you! Have you got interested in bestiality/pedophilia?
You: Well... I'm an occultist, and most people will screw anything that stands still long enough in the right circumstances.
Stranger: Any experiences with a child before? c:
You: Not really.
You: Right now you're definitely in jailbait territory lol
Stranger: I know, but how about when you were under 18, any experiences with childern way under age?
You: A lot of kids, boys especially, like to experiment by doing various things.
You: When a baby is born, he knows nothing about social customs or norms. It doesn't matter to him whether or not he plays with a shiny new toy or his own poop.
You: He just does what feels good.
Stranger: good point, lol, it's real fun OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED, no better feeling.
You: So why do you ask? Have you?
You: And I agree. I think it would feel pretty good to most people without that social boundary.
Stranger: Well, I OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
Stranger: my OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
You: So we're definitely in that gray area where, because of your age, if you talk about it it's fine but if I do I face legal punishment if caught. FYI.
You: So why/how are you so up front with this stuff?
You: Most people wouldn't, for sure.
Stranger: Eh, It's omegle, when Behind computers they tend to open up more.
You: So do you like it? Has anyone found out?
You: Does it feel better than other things you've experienced?
Stranger: well, as fucked up as it is, my OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
Stranger: And yeah, I've OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
Stranger: my age*
 

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You: Hi.

Stranger: hey there

Stranger: What's up?

You: I'm just wasting time.

You: You?

Stranger: OK. Do you know magic?

Stranger: I do.

You: Actually I don't. I think a lot of people believe in magic though.

Stranger: About what?

You: I think magic is the antithesis of logic. That's why they have the same suffix.

Stranger: Have you heard of this other chat site called CHAT0US? It's pretty good, i've actually made many friends on there.

Stranger: No they are japanese children characters and they are very famouse around the world.

You: I haven't.

Stranger: Will you have little blue children with me?

You: suspicious. ... are you sure you're magic?

Stranger: alright i g2g, i don't think i wanna use this site anymore - that other chat site I mentioned is way better.

You: ok!
 
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You: Hi.

Stranger: hey there

Stranger: What's up?

You: I'm just wasting time.

You: You?

Stranger: OK. Do you know magic?

Stranger: I do.

You: Actually I don't. I think a lot of people believe in magic though.

Stranger: About what?

You: I think magic is the antithesis of logic. That's why they have the same suffix.

Stranger: Have you heard of this other chat site called CHAT0US? It's pretty good, i've actually made many friends on there.

Stranger: No they are japanese children characters and they are very famouse around the world.

You: I haven't.

Stranger: Will you have little blue children with me?

You: suspicious. ... are you sure you're magic?

Stranger: alright i g2g, i don't think i wanna use this site anymore - that other chat site I mentioned is way better.

You: ok!
There are occasional spambots. Tis the bane of such sites. Wade through them. Not every convo will have a pot of gold under the rainbow. But when you find them...
:D:eek::ahh::cool::mad::twisteddevil:
 

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Ya I never quit I haven't even left the site. Instant addiction. WHY!?!?!

WHY (*slap*) DID (*backhand*) YOU (*slap*) POST (*backhand*) THIS!?!?

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haha jk..

Still nothing good but trying.

Here's the latest.

You: HI

Stranger: asl

You: 16 f brazil

Stranger: 15 m USA

Stranger: kik?

You: i put out

Stranger: ok do you have a kik?

You: what is that no i don't have a kik

Stranger: it is an app

Stranger: do you have a smartphone

Stranger: ?

You: my phone is stupid

You: can we talk about sex or not

Stranger: can you get apps on your phone

Stranger: if yes then we can

You: and if no...?

Stranger: I leave

You: leave.

Stranger: ya

Stranger: bye
 
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Ya I never quit I haven't even left the site.

Still nothing good but trying.

Here's the latest.

You: HI

Stranger: asl

You: 16 f brazil

Stranger: 15 m USA

Stranger: kik?

You: i put out

Stranger: ok do you have a kik?

You: what is that no i don't have a kik

Stranger: it is an app

Stranger: do you have a smartphone

Stranger: ?

You: my phone is stupid

You: can we talk about sex or not

Stranger: can you get apps on your phone

Stranger: if yes then we can

You: and if no...?

Stranger: I leave

You: leave.

Stranger: ya

Stranger: bye
It seems as if the bulk of users are horny dudes looking to get off. But you'll get there eventually.

I once posed as a 62yo cougar.... Just once. Honest.
 

Montresor

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It's way more fun posing as females, especially playing the role of an under-appreciated first-time-cheating Midwestern housewife, sending pictures, making plans, and then BANG end chat.

HAHAHAHHA
 

B.C.P.

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Be sure to read through and omit sensitive info. Entire convos need not be posted (this one is, as I have little to hide here), just parts.

Contains: 1. Foreign Affairs 2. Love

This is very long.
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
Stranger: hey
You: hey
Stranger: how are you?
You: Not too bad. Glad I'm not being asked asl lol
Stranger: haha i know right
Stranger: hows your day been?
You: Not too bad really. Just started for me. Lazing away.
You: yours?
Stranger: oh its morning where you live?
Stranger: its 1:12 AM
You: Well... It's actually ~6PM. I like to sleep in lol
Stranger: haha wow
You: I'm in the U.S.
Stranger: oh thats great
Stranger: im the only night owl
Stranger: still awake!!
You: lol I'm a total night owl
You: So where are you?
You: Japan?
Stranger: im actually in lebanon..
Stranger: have you heard of it?
You: Ah.
You: Yup
Stranger: and em i just want to know is youre a he or a she
You: I'm a guy. 24
Stranger: just to knw what to address you with
You: So you're really in the middle of a sociopolitical tinderbox. What's it like?
Stranger: its horrific
You: Not EXACTLY in the middle, but you know...
Stranger: what are your thoughts about lebanon
Stranger: and whats happening in it
Stranger: like do you follow the news? about us?
You: Well.. I haven't really thought much about it. I just know there's conflict which bothers me because conflict should never really exist.
Stranger: well said
Stranger: its actually a burden on all of us lebanese
Stranger: seeing each village/city be bombed away
Stranger: every single day
You: I agree. It's got to be terrible
Stranger: thinking oh wow i might be dead tomorrow
You: But the people live on. amazing
Stranger: isnt such an ideal way to live
Stranger: i agree!
You: No, but they aren't giving up very easy lol
Stranger: and btw if youve heard.. lebanon was ranked number 1
Stranger: for the best nightlife
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha hell no we wont gve up that easily
You: Because the people have nothing to lose? They're free to act as they please, in a way?
Stranger: yeah pretty much
Stranger: its because we've gotten used to it all
Stranger: we've been through ACTUAL wars
Stranger: be it civil or an other kind
Stranger: we've seen our dearest ones pass away
Stranger: and we've got nothing to lose by now
You: So the pressure's really on, which definitely changes one's priority list.
You: What would you consider to be the meaning of life?
Stranger: of course each citizen's priority list has definitely with no doubt changed
Stranger: the meaning of life is actually the attempt of survival
Stranger: the attempt to please our creator
Stranger: life is nothing but fun and games
Stranger: just screwing everything up
Stranger: but a time will come when we die and when we realize that what we just lived was nothing
You: I actually agree. You put it very nicely.
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: what university where you in?
Stranger: were*
You: So it's sort of like saying the purpose of life is to have the widest range of experiences?
You: Well... I went to a small school and then grad school at Ohio State
Stranger: yes indeed.. but these experiences have limitations
Stranger: we cant exceed them
Stranger: for example.. im gonna open up bit
Stranger: em im a religious but open minded girl
Stranger: ive never had a drink
Stranger: ive never partied
Stranger: i believe in sex after marriage
Stranger: i have limits to my actions
Stranger: however my closest friends do the exact opposite of me
Stranger: but im no one to judge
Stranger: and maybe it because my parents taught me that while growing up
You: Wow. Very open-minded and unbiased. Awesome, really.
Stranger: thank you
You: But consider that limitations are often subjective. If pleasure exists on a scale of 1-10, someone who can only experience 1-5 would consider a 3 to be the same as what someone who could only experience 6-10 would call an 8.
You: So what would it be like to go from a 1-5 environment to a 6-10 environment?
You: Earthshattering, right?
Stranger: haha absolutely right
Stranger: but each person's different
Stranger: what you think is completely diff than what i think
Stranger: probably by miles
You: Yup lol. Tis the nature of agency
Stranger: haha lol
You: But sometimes completely different processes lead to the exact same results. This is synchronicity. Carl Jung came up with it.
Stranger: thats very true
Stranger: may i ask a question?
You: Sure
Stranger: regarding arabs and/or muslims or do you rather not?
You: I don't mind
Stranger: because ive been wanting to know the point of view of other non-arabs
Stranger: specifically americans
Stranger: maybe its because some americans ( not generalizing thats for sure) believe that all arabs/muslims are terrorists
Stranger: if a person makes a terrible mistake, do you generalize and say that all his family or his people commit mistakes aswell?
You: Well... I don't, but most Americans do. Even other Americans. Guilt by association.
You: It takes a lot to convince others to be open minded here, especially in rural areas
You: I'm actually from one
Stranger: yeah exactly
Stranger: but you seem open minded
Stranger: and you seem like you dont have anything against them
Stranger: them as in arabs
You: It's not the idea that they all committed mistakes, but just a cloud of "badness" or something.
Stranger: yeah i know
You: Usually the less intelligent they are, the bigger the cloud they see lol
Stranger: but as they say you cant judge a book by its cover
You: Indeed
Stranger: lol true
You: Yeah, I'm pretty okay with.... just about anything lol
Stranger: the problem is that whenever they see a hijabi/ a girl in a veil
Stranger: their mind just goes " woah these are bad people"
Stranger: but many arabs and muslims have made it to the big screens
Stranger: have made it to veeeerry high ranks in businesses and associations
You: Well. Sometimes. It's a lot less likely in cities and with young people.

And absolutely lol. Which usually makes the stupid hate them more lol
Stranger: yeahh lol
Stranger: so em what did you major in?
You: Well... I've got a degree in Wildlife Biology and went to grad school for Ecology, but I'm actually planning to become certified to become a high school teacher.
Stranger: thats awesome
You: I want to be that guy who brings live animals into the classroom lol
You: Thanks
Stranger: ohh wow
Stranger: this year is my first year in university
Stranger: its called the american university of beirut
Stranger: still dont know what to major in
You: ah, okay. What interests you?
Stranger: since the rate of unemployment is very high in this god forsaken country
Stranger: i really like biology
Stranger: i like to study the human nature
Stranger: how everything works
Stranger: but im not willing to go into medschool
Stranger: and like being a doctor
You: You're answering my questions before I can type them lol
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: well great minds think alike
You: So not medicine. Pharmacy, maybe? what else is there?
Stranger: medical lab
Stranger: but my sister already did that
You: I'm kind of thinking somewhere along the lines of sociology. But I'm not sure how they would mesh.
Stranger: my other sister is currently doing chemical engineering
You: Whoa. Nice. Very, very difficult.
Stranger: i know hha
You: I'm amazed lol
Stranger: ive seen her suffer
Stranger: still seeing her though lol
Stranger: she still has one more year
You: Well... My philosophy is that if I'm not willing to wake up at 6 AM 7 days a week to do it, then it's not worth doing.
You: It's not work if you're having fun
Stranger: haha yeah
You: Which is actually why I decided on the teaching route instead of going on into a full Ph.D. and becoming a professor. It's too much to constantly write grants and act within the expected social boundaries. I'd have a greater impact inspiring others to do it instead.
Stranger: thats actually wonderful
You: So maybe you should teach lol
Stranger: i think i wouldnt make a great teacher
Stranger: simply because i get angry
Stranger: easily
Stranger: easily angered
Stranger: so yeah
Stranger: its hard to decide
Stranger: but i'll see what happens :))
You: Well... I didn't think I'd be very good at it until I actually did it. I got paid to do it as a grad student. And then I turned out awesome if I do say so myself.
You: I don't think anger is an issue
Stranger: oh thats good
You: A big part of teaching is the environment you create
Stranger: true true
You: If you create an environment of tolerance and respect, then you'll get it in return.
Stranger: absolutely
Stranger: ive been trying to convince my dad to allow me to study abroad
You: I actually tell my students that they can do whatever they want outside of my classroom. I don't care what they do or who they do it to or with, but so long as they're in my class, science reigns supreme lol
Stranger: to the uk maybe since hes a british citizen
Stranger: hahaha yeahh
You: That could be awesome.
Stranger: the teacher has an amazing impact
Stranger: and influence on the students
You: I never really knew about it myself because I got my undergrad at such a small rural school, but I'd have loved it lol
Stranger: as long as they respect you and respect what youre doing for them
Stranger: then all is good
Stranger: then all is good
Stranger: have you ever traveled outside the us?
Stranger: U.S
You: Nope. I've been in Canada for all of 20 minutes because my mom took a wrong turn at Niagara falls lol
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: i used to live in africa
Stranger: before moving to lebanon
You: The U.S. is HUGE, so it's a little easier to get away with travel yet still be in the same country.
You: Where in Africa?
Stranger: nigeria
Stranger: i was born in lebanon
You: Nice!
Stranger: but i was raised there
Stranger: ive been to many countries
Stranger: thats include dubai eygpt saudi arabia
Stranger: turkey paris spain
Stranger: syria
Stranger: thats it
You: Wow. That's quite a list. I've always wanted to go to... well everywhere, but I'm always worried about the language barrier. I only speak English. and very, very, very terrible Spanish.
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: well you can speak english in all countries
Stranger: i dont think its a problem
Stranger: since english is now THE language
You: Wow. Really? It's that dominant? I mean... I'm kind of more attracted to what the locals do a lot more than I am to the touristy stuff.
Stranger: it actually is the dominant language
Stranger: for sure
You: I'm worried about getting the "weird" treatment lol That really surprises me. Awesome.
Stranger: haha oh i've gotten the weird treatment before
Stranger: mostly in spain
You: So you're definitely like the coolest person I've ever met lol
Stranger: because i know french
You: ah, okay
Stranger: a bit
Stranger: and turkish is similar to arabic
Stranger: so i just throw a bit of words here and there
Stranger: aww thankk youu so are yoou to be honest
You: lol
Stranger: this is the only time ive actually enjoyed a chat on omegle
Stranger: dont you know any arabic words?
You: Pretty much. It's usually a bunch of horny guys and bored teenagers lol
Stranger: hahaha lol
You: And no. Unless I'm just unaware of them lol
Stranger: what about
Stranger: habibi
Stranger: or marhaba
You: I've actually heard habibi before, but I have no idea what it means
Stranger: habibi is my love
Stranger: marhaba is hello
You: No clue on the other one
You: Ah, okay
Stranger: what about salam
Stranger: or salamu aleykom
You: Salam, yes, but not the other one.
Stranger: salam is the same as salamu aleykom
Stranger: salam is hello aswell
Stranger: and aleykom is "to you"
Stranger: so its hello to you
You: Okay. So a bunch of synonyms really. But I'm sure there's that unspoken cultural context factor I'm missing lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i personally think that the arabic language is one the most amazing languages ever
Stranger: its rich
Stranger: and it has very deep meanings
You: I could see that. Though that's exactly what would make it hard to learn, right?
Stranger: each word might men something
Stranger: mean*
Stranger: yeah probably so
Stranger: but for example
Stranger: we say " ya albe"
Stranger: which means " my heart"
Stranger: to the ones we love
Stranger: or " ya omre" which means "my life"
You: Whoa. Definitely more powerful than the ol' "I love you." There's real meaning there. I like it.
Stranger: yeah haha
You: It makes English look like eating cardboard instead of food lol
Stranger: hahha it sure does
Stranger: + have you heard anyone say "you are the cornea of my eye"?
You: lol
Stranger: in arabic its "korrata ayni"
Stranger: its like youre my eyes and youre my everything
Stranger: very deep stuff ahaha
Stranger: i think its kinda hard to understand it from the 1st time
You: Yikes. I would NOT want to be a translator. I'd totally get stuck in the literal translation.
Stranger: hahaha
You: "Well, I think he just said you're in his eyeball"
You: lol
Stranger: hahahaha
You: Yet you get both contexts. Astounding.
Stranger: yeahh lol
Stranger: so em do you have any siblings?
You: I have a younger sister and a younger brother. My sister is... I think 19, and my brother is 9.
You: She wants to be a vet, but... I'm not sure if that'll work out. She works on a dairy farm and loves it.
Stranger: if she wants to be a vet then i think she should be a vet
Stranger: if shes passionate about it
Stranger: and shes able to take care of animals
You: Well, that's the thing. She's... one to go with the flow a lot more than change the flow.
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: i see
You: So was I, until I discovered how awesome it was to hold a bear cub lol
Stranger: haha thats pretty awesome man
You: So her passion is sort of split right now, you could say.
You: Oh, it is. I've done a lot of work with bears and snakes. Some with birds and other small animals.
Stranger: thats very nice
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have two older sisters, 23 and 21 and two younger brothers, 13 and 9
Stranger: im in the middle :/
You: So you're in the middle and I'm the oldest?
Stranger: haha yeah
You: I've never really had competition then. what's it like?
You: I could paobably ask my sister too lol
Stranger: frustrating
Stranger: its like the attention goes to them and not to me
Stranger: not that im seeking that attention
Stranger: but you know what i mean
You: So you'd say it's more difficult to really be who you are, then?
You: Or at least be appreciated for it?
Stranger: pretty much yes
Stranger: but since both sisters are getting married very soon
Stranger: and are moving to ghana and nigeria
Stranger: then im gonna take that spotlight loll
You: Nice
Stranger: im not evil i promise
You: Well... I don't think I am either lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: lol
You: I hope not at least
Stranger: ouh
Stranger: so you said its 6PM
You: Well... It's 7 now lol
Stranger: youre day has just started!!
Stranger: yeah my bad
You: I'm living the good life with my grandma right now. I get to be lazy until my certification classes start.
Stranger: ohh okayy!
Stranger: i have a question...
You: Okay
Stranger: are all teenagers obliged to leave their parent's house after the age of 18?
Stranger: or when theyre 18, to seek for a job and an apartment?
Stranger: well not obliged but..
You: Not really. It used to be that way more or less, but now it's a lot more common to see grown adults still living with their parents. Some into their 30s. It's mainly because jobs aren't as common as they used to be, and it's a lot less expensive.
You: It also keeps a certain family atmosphere going as well.
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: because ive seen like in movies and stuff that their parents actually tell them they cant pay for them
Stranger: anymore
Stranger: even the tuition
Stranger: for uni
You: I mean, using myself as an example, I've saved MOST of my income since I've had any, and paid for all of my schooling without any loans. Most students don't.
You: My parents did buy me a car though when I turned 16.
You: Which I then wrecked...
You: And then had to pay for lol
Stranger: hahhaha
Stranger: our legal age for driving is 18
You: Interesting. Are there less accidents there, or does it depend on the driver?
Stranger: if you can drive in lebanon, you can drive in any other country
You: I mean, I really do think there are some 12yo's out there who could drive no problem. And some grown adults who have no business being on the road.
You: Sweet.
Stranger: the roads and highways are terrible
You: lol. that's what I was thinking
Stranger: and like you know the yellow light, its like you have to be ready to stop
Stranger: here in lebanon when it turns yellow its like you have to press on the pedal
Stranger: to cross
You: lol
You: Well, sometimes it's like that here too
Stranger: when its red, we sometimes pass if there arent any cars
Stranger: no cameras no nothing
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: interesting huh
You: Well, there are only cameras in towns here. We actually drive a lot more like they do in Lebanon in the country. :D
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: and also we have to motorcycles
Stranger: you see a 9 year old driving one
Stranger: its actually very dangerous
You: It's a lot easier because you can see a lot more and a lot further. Especially at night because it's easy to see headlights. Though any 9 year old driving anything would scare me
Stranger: exactly lol
Stranger: howd you wreck your car?
You: Well... So my dad is a mechanic, and he has awesome car connections and can bid in auctions that are only for car dealers. And he bought me a Mustang convertible.
Stranger: woww
You: So I was driving behind some slow old guy and got impatient
You: And wanted to take a detour.
You: I took the turn WAY too fast and crashed head on into an F350
Stranger: oh dear god i hope nothing happened to you
You: Nobody got hurt, thankfully. My airbags didn't even go off because I managed to slow it down enough. My first thought was "I just spilled my drink"
You: Teenage priorities, right?
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: thankfully
Stranger: do you still have a car now?
You: Oh yeah. I now drive a Ford Ranger.
You: It doesn't look pretty, but I need it to drive through the snow
You: And it makes biology field work a lot easier
Stranger: thats nicee
You: It's kind of hard to drive a convertible through the mud going to trap bears lol
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: youre right
Stranger: i dont think my dad would get me a car when im 18
Stranger: considering that we have 4
Stranger: and we have a chauffeur
Stranger: 3 BMW's and a Honda
Stranger: but i hope he gets me one..
You: Wow. So you're not even 18 yet and you're that smart? And then another wow for the chauffer lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thank you for the compliment..
You: We have... a lot of cars lol. I think at least 8 now.
You: My dad has a hobby of building racecars
You: So we have... 3 garages full of them.
Stranger: oh woww
Stranger: oh woww
Stranger: he buildss themm?
You: I can't keep track honestly
Stranger: man thats asweome
Stranger: awesome*
You: Yeah. Most of them are older musclecars from the 50s and 60s. Very loud, very fast.
You: the whole neighborhood can hear them
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my cousin has a hobby of buying cars
Stranger: he has a ferrari, 2 Porsche, infinity, bentley, rolls royce
You: wow
You: How does he have enough time to use them?
You: I could ask my dad the same though lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i have noo ideaa
Stranger: but hes like a car freak
Stranger: lovesss em
Stranger: but sometimes wasting that kinda money is idk not ideal
You: I agree.
Stranger: its a luxury and not a necessity
Stranger: have you watched suits?
Stranger: or game of thrones
You: Nope. Never heard of Suits. I've heard of game of thrones, but never watched it or read the books.
Stranger: suits is A+ seriously
Stranger: its about lawyers
You: Ah, okay
Stranger: and such
Stranger: but ive actually learned many things concerning
Stranger: being a lwyer
Stranger: just from the show
You: I'll have to watch it sometime. If I can find it.
You: Probably somewhere online
Stranger: and as for game of thrones, i lovedd itt! great show but i think it had tooo much nudity that it made it a bit disgusting
Stranger: or it didnt feel right
Stranger: yeah i watch them on letmewatchthis.com
Stranger: or megashare.info
Stranger: or http://www.free-tv-video-online.me/
You: Cool. I'll probably start later tonight.
Stranger: no registration no nothing
Stranger: hahah you'll love it
Stranger: btw we didnt get each others' names
You: Oh... I'm OMITTED
Stranger: im OMITTED
Stranger: nice to "chat with you"
Stranger: it was a pleasure
You: lol
You: Thanks
You: So... awkward, but do you have a Facebook?
You: You're a total badass lol
Stranger: no actually i deactivated it.. but i have twitter and tumblr
Stranger: hahah why do you say so?!!
You: I... am just fascinated.
Stranger: haha.. thank you really
Stranger: do you have twitter or tumblr?
You: Well. No actually. But I can make one I guess
Stranger: how about instagram?
You: Nope lol
You: I'm kind of a luddite
Stranger: em i'll try activating facebook
Stranger: tomorrow
You: Okay. Well my full name is OMITTED. There's only one of me lol
You: Thanks!
Stranger: mines OMITTED
Stranger: also one of me i guess...
You: lol
You: Okay. I'll let you go. Keep up the hard work!
Stranger: and my twitter if you did create one.. its OMITTED
You: Okay
Stranger: haha thank you!
Stranger: damn best omegle convo tbh
You: You're welcome lol
Stranger: we'll let fate decide if we can chat again.. 37K users
You: Fate it is then!
Contains extreme sexual taboos.
Stranger: lol, I know you wanted a normal conversation, but to bad, I got a random question for you! Have you got interested in bestiality/pedophilia?
You: Well... I'm an occultist, and most people will screw anything that stands still long enough in the right circumstances.
Stranger: Any experiences with a child before? c:
You: Not really.
You: Right now you're definitely in jailbait territory lol
Stranger: I know, but how about when you were under 18, any experiences with childern way under age?
You: A lot of kids, boys especially, like to experiment by doing various things.
You: When a baby is born, he knows nothing about social customs or norms. It doesn't matter to him whether or not he plays with a shiny new toy or his own poop.
You: He just does what feels good.
Stranger: good point, lol, it's real fun OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED, no better feeling.
You: So why do you ask? Have you?
You: And I agree. I think it would feel pretty good to most people without that social boundary.
Stranger: Well, I OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
Stranger: my OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
You: So we're definitely in that gray area where, because of your age, if you talk about it it's fine but if I do I face legal punishment if caught. FYI.
You: So why/how are you so up front with this stuff?
You: Most people wouldn't, for sure.
Stranger: Eh, It's omegle, when Behind computers they tend to open up more.
You: So do you like it? Has anyone found out?
You: Does it feel better than other things you've experienced?
Stranger: well, as fucked up as it is, my OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
Stranger: And yeah, I've OMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTEDOMITTED.
Stranger: my age*

So much omission :beatyou:

If I have any interesting conversations I'll post them. Thanks for sharing this, Doc.
 

Turniphead

Death is coming
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Well... ok
Seems interesting. I just played it safe for the first try.

:cat:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like cats.
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi
Stranger: What's up?
You: I'm a cat.
Stranger: Same
You: What kind
You: ?
Stranger: Tiger.
You: Oh my.
Stranger: Yes.
You: Do you like to eat cake?
You: Or deer?
Stranger: Both!
You: At the same time?
Stranger: Of course
Stranger: There's no other way
You: Is the cake on top of the deer or the other way around?
Stranger: The cake is inside the deer.
You: Ah
Stranger: I make the deer eat it.
You: sounds good
Stranger: You should try it
You: I just need to make friends with a deer first.
Stranger: I know plenty
Stranger: I might be able to help
You: Surprise party for the deer.
You: Free cake.
Stranger: Exactly!
Stranger: Gets em every time
You: I guess you have to eat them pretty quick though.
You: before the cake gets all soggy.
Stranger: True true
You: Are you a Tiger that likes water?
Stranger: No I prefer milk
Stranger: Or soda
You: For swimming in?
You: Weird.
Stranger: Don't judge me
You: You're like that human in that movie i can't remember.
You: Always milk bathing.
Stranger: That was me in disguise
Stranger: Shh
You: I don't like swimming at all.
You: There are scary things in the swimming locations.
Stranger: You pussy
Stranger: Get it? Pussy?
Stranger: Ha
You: Oh no...
You: I mean
You: meow
Stranger: rawer
Stranger: oops
Stranger: I forgot how to tiger
Stranger: Oh well
You: Yes indeed, sometimes it's hard to be all feline like when you are surround by silly humans.
Stranger: right? sometimes I just wanna..break into song, ya know?
You: What kind of song? I don't know any caty ones.
Stranger: The meow mix
Stranger: I hear it play at the zoo all the time
You: I have mixed feelings about that song.
You: I heard it a couple times. I'm not sure if it was written by a real cat, or humans trying to sell something to me.
Stranger: I don't even know what a meow mix is.
You: I think it's just like, assorted meows, you know.
Stranger: I don't even meow
Stranger: Tigers don't meow.
Stranger: It's more like a..roar
You: Well I guess you might be the target audience then. Their trying to sell tigers some meows.
Stranger: I would not like any.
Stranger: I bet they taste awful.
You: Opps *they're (english is second language)
You: you don't eat them.
You: You wear them.
Stranger: Wear them???
Stranger: How?
You: Just put them on your head. Like a hat.
Stranger: Oh makes sense.
You: Yup.
You: Have you seen any cat appropriate shows lately?
Stranger: I don't have a picture viewing device.
Stranger: I have a cat phone though.
Stranger: For some reason..
You: Oh...
You: I have the opposite
You: no cat phone
You: but a picture box thing
You: i like the pretty moving colours sometimes.
Stranger: I bet it's nice.
You: Yah... especially the nature shows.
You: Sometimes they make me sad I'm stuck in a city though.
Stranger: Dude you should let me come to your den.
Stranger: A city?
You: Well, it's in a tree"house". You might be too heavy.
You: A city.
You: it's where lots of humans are.
Stranger: Sounds awful.
Stranger: I love trees.
You: Yah, but they have cheesecake.
You: Which I can steal.
Stranger: What's that?!
You: It's cake.
You: with cheese in.
Stranger: No. Way.
You: Yah...
You: to bad you can't swim in it.
Stranger: ;-; help me
You: are you drowning?
Stranger: No I need cheesecake!
You: I'll send you some.
You: you could lie on top of it at least.
Stranger: Thankyousomuch.
Stranger: I'll be your bestest friend if you want
Stranger: Really
Stranger: No cat will mess with you
You: meow
Stranger: Roar
You: ahhh
You: scary
Stranger: Oops sorry
You: it's ok.
Stranger: Ok well where's my cheesecake?
You: Umm...
You: I blame the inept human delivery systems.
Stranger: Oh. I thought I would get it now...
You: they are very slow, those humans
You: not fast runners like us
Stranger: I know! They just stop in front of my den all the time and look at me.
You: yah
You: yah
You: Yah, sometimes I just stare back at them.
Stranger: I look at them and they make faces at me
You: Sometimes I drop things on them.
You: From my tree.
You: You should try splashing them
You: with milk.
Stranger: I can't cuz I've tried before and the humans shoved me in my cave
You: Well, I have to go eat an avacado now.
You: I hope you eat some humans soon.
Stranger: You too.
 

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@THD The second chat... O.O That's like a conversation straight out of a censorship parody.

-Duxwing
 

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Are you more open in situations where you're anonymous? I assume most would say yes. But to what degree? Say on a scale of 1-10, 10 is your deepest darkest secret that you'll only ever give up on your death bed, if at all. I'm attempting to assess whether freaky individuals who reveal things that many would consider a 10 have deeper things that they aren't revealing.
I'm not sure posters are with it for the OP, but I can tell you what I would not reveal, anonymous or not.
 

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I once spent a lot of time on 4chan for this sort of stuff, but eventually the novelty wears off and you're left with a bunch of trolls and attention whores. The most interesting conversations I had were with those of pedophilic sexuality (though non-active). Apparently there are a lot of people of this orientation that are not represented statistically, as their inactivity makes this characteristic immeasurable.

In a way they are tested in a fashion that others are not, and are noble in a way others cannot be proven. It's like being gay, but your attraction necessitates a victim, so the instinct is repressed, and you can never ever come out of the closet. The ability to forgo their sexuality in this way represents a willpower that implies trustworthiness, but unfortunately for them, fundamental to the trust equation is whether you'd leave your kids in someone's care, which I certainly would not be comfortable with.
 
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I'm not sure posters are with it for the OP, but I can tell you what I would not reveal, anonymous or not.
You mean you can tell you what you'd not reveal, because telling me would be revealing it ;)
@THD The second chat... O.O That's like a conversation straight out of a censorship parody.

-Duxwing
18 in how many days? ;)
I once spent a lot of time on 4chan for this sort of stuff, but eventually the novelty wears off and you're left with a bunch of trolls and attention whores. The most interesting conversations I had were with those of pedophilic sexuality (though non-active). Apparently there are a lot of people of this orientation that are not represented statistically, as their inactivity makes this characteristic immeasurable.

In a way they are tested in a fashion that others are not, and are noble in a way others cannot be proven. It's like being gay, but your attraction necessitates a victim, so the instinct is repressed, and you can never ever come out of the closet. The ability to forgo their sexuality in this way represents a willpower that implies trustworthiness, but unfortunately for them, fundamental to the trust equation is whether you'd leave your kids in someone's care, which I certainly would not be comfortable with.
Agreed. If anything my belief that people will screw anything under the right circumstances has been greatly reinforced.

I've also found reinforcement for a correlation between intellect, sexual extremity, sociopathy, and abuse/stress.
 

BigApplePi

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You mean you can tell you what you'd not reveal, because telling me would be revealing it ;)
I can tell you in a general way what I would not reveal but not specifics. My answer is I would not want to say anything for which I remain personally ashamed even though I know clearly what it is. I would have to wait until I got over the shame.
 

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I can tell you in a general way what I would not reveal but not specifics. My answer is I would not want to say anything for which I remain personally ashamed even though I know clearly what it is. I would have to wait until I got over the shame.


Yes me too. 100% this.

BAP what do you think about the supposed correlation that has been identified (i.e. correlation between intellect/sociopathy/abuse/sexual extremism)?
 

Solitaire U.

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Ya I never quit I haven't even left the site. Instant addiction. WHY!?!?!

WHY (*slap*) DID (*backhand*) YOU (*slap*) POST (*backhand*) THIS!?!?

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haha jk..

Still nothing good but trying.

Here's the latest.

You: HI

Stranger: asl

You: 16 f brazil

Stranger: 15 m USA

Stranger: kik?

You: i put out

Stranger: ok do you have a kik?

You: what is that no i don't have a kik

Stranger: it is an app

Stranger: do you have a smartphone

Stranger: ?

You: my phone is stupid

You: can we talk about sex or not

Stranger: can you get apps on your phone

Stranger: if yes then we can

You: and if no...?

Stranger: I leave

You: leave.

Stranger: ya

Stranger: bye

Heh, you shameless perv. :)
 

BigApplePi

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BAP what do you think about the supposed correlation that has been identified (i.e. correlation between intellect/sociopathy/abuse/sexual extremism)?

The smarter one is, the more they can find an opportunity to take it way out there. Other smart ones may be more aware not to take it way out there. Anonymity lifts social restrictions.
 
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