Cognisant
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Spoilers, obviously.
All in all a perfectly adequate superhero movie, Samuel Jackson gave the usual A-list star performance although Fury losing his eye to a cat was a tad underwhelming. Ben Mendelsohn was amazing, the menacing way he spoke really sold me on the Skrulls being dangerous despite the movie showing them getting their asses kicked at every turn and Talos' transition from menacing to diplomatic to comedic straight man to bonafide good guy was what I enjoyed most about the movie.
As for Captian Marvel (aka Carol Danvers, aka Vers, aka shewhohastoomanynames) I think Brie Larson did a great job but the plot/script let the character down in the sense that the writers pulled their punches. A lot of the emotional gravitas of a story comes from the suffering the protagonist has to endure and sure bad things happen to Vers (I'm sticking with that because it's the shortest) but even when she's captured by the Skrulls she just sort of grimaces and falls down and while she's off screen Talos shocks her again and we quickly fade to black.
She "loses" the sparring match against Yon-Rogg (by blasting him across the room), she's "scolded" by the Supreme Intelligence (is softly chided and given an important mission), she "fails" the mission but nobody dies and nobody blames her, she's captured, aboard the enemy ship she's "interrogated" (no actual harm is done to her), she immediately escapes and proceeds to beat the everloving shit out of everyone on board (I think she gets hit once, maybe) when she escapes the pod malfunctions and... I honestly can't remember... oh right it disintegrates around her and she comedically crashes into a Blockbuster at terminal velocity.
Basically she's invincible, she's unstoppable and it's heavily implied that she's only using a fraction of her already considerable power and that turns out to be the case when in the finale she tanks everything the enemy can throw at her and flys through one of their warships like its made of highly explosive cardboard, how the fuck didn't anyone notice that, why isn't Earth's orbit full of space debris in the latter movies, where did all the advanced technology that's being dumped all over the place go?
I'm getting sidetracked, my main point is that the main character has the Superman problem but she has no weaknesses, her "tragic backstory" has little personal significance to her (yeah her friend died, compare that to Talos who had his entire fucking team wiped out by the person he now has to be friends with because oops she had amnesia), to put it simply Vers is the least interesting character in the movie, even Agent Coulson has a dramatic moment and his role in the movie is practically a cameo.
Maria and her daughter are alright but they're just kinda there and there's one scene with Vers and Maria when I was thinking "for fuck sake lady I'm a fucking robot and I can tell the other lady needs a hug" and then there's that whole thing about Maria going into space with them which is really fucking stupid and Maria herself points out exactly why it's really fucking stupid and then she goes anyway because her daughter calls her out on setting a good example. Missy your mother was a fighter pilot and a test pilot no less, you shut your smartass little mouth and show her some well deserved respect, and aunty "oops I committed war crimes" how about you get your head checked before making an orphan of the little girl that looks up to you?
Now if Maria had died up there then we have some hard hitting drama!
All in all a perfectly adequate superhero movie, Samuel Jackson gave the usual A-list star performance although Fury losing his eye to a cat was a tad underwhelming. Ben Mendelsohn was amazing, the menacing way he spoke really sold me on the Skrulls being dangerous despite the movie showing them getting their asses kicked at every turn and Talos' transition from menacing to diplomatic to comedic straight man to bonafide good guy was what I enjoyed most about the movie.
As for Captian Marvel (aka Carol Danvers, aka Vers, aka shewhohastoomanynames) I think Brie Larson did a great job but the plot/script let the character down in the sense that the writers pulled their punches. A lot of the emotional gravitas of a story comes from the suffering the protagonist has to endure and sure bad things happen to Vers (I'm sticking with that because it's the shortest) but even when she's captured by the Skrulls she just sort of grimaces and falls down and while she's off screen Talos shocks her again and we quickly fade to black.
She "loses" the sparring match against Yon-Rogg (by blasting him across the room), she's "scolded" by the Supreme Intelligence (is softly chided and given an important mission), she "fails" the mission but nobody dies and nobody blames her, she's captured, aboard the enemy ship she's "interrogated" (no actual harm is done to her), she immediately escapes and proceeds to beat the everloving shit out of everyone on board (I think she gets hit once, maybe) when she escapes the pod malfunctions and... I honestly can't remember... oh right it disintegrates around her and she comedically crashes into a Blockbuster at terminal velocity.
Basically she's invincible, she's unstoppable and it's heavily implied that she's only using a fraction of her already considerable power and that turns out to be the case when in the finale she tanks everything the enemy can throw at her and flys through one of their warships like its made of highly explosive cardboard, how the fuck didn't anyone notice that, why isn't Earth's orbit full of space debris in the latter movies, where did all the advanced technology that's being dumped all over the place go?
I'm getting sidetracked, my main point is that the main character has the Superman problem but she has no weaknesses, her "tragic backstory" has little personal significance to her (yeah her friend died, compare that to Talos who had his entire fucking team wiped out by the person he now has to be friends with because oops she had amnesia), to put it simply Vers is the least interesting character in the movie, even Agent Coulson has a dramatic moment and his role in the movie is practically a cameo.
Maria and her daughter are alright but they're just kinda there and there's one scene with Vers and Maria when I was thinking "for fuck sake lady I'm a fucking robot and I can tell the other lady needs a hug" and then there's that whole thing about Maria going into space with them which is really fucking stupid and Maria herself points out exactly why it's really fucking stupid and then she goes anyway because her daughter calls her out on setting a good example. Missy your mother was a fighter pilot and a test pilot no less, you shut your smartass little mouth and show her some well deserved respect, and aunty "oops I committed war crimes" how about you get your head checked before making an orphan of the little girl that looks up to you?
Now if Maria had died up there then we have some hard hitting drama!