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Thunderbirds

The moment the line
You can call me... The Hood!
appeared; I headbutted a penguin.

That film has to be the worst film ever made.
 

shoeless

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anyone seen the street fighter movie? the one from like, the 80's?

...yeah...

by the end, they wanted all the characters to be in their original costumes, from the game you know... it was bad. they had some random explosion so "dr. dhalsim" could be bald.

...at the same time, it was so bad it was endlessly entertaining. i wouldn't say good, but...
 

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Oh man, has anyone here seen 'Teeth'? It's AMAZING in the most terrible sense. Seriously, go watch it.
Warning: Not for faint of heart, though.
Here's a synopsis from imdb.com... read at your own risk.
High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.
 

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RobertJ

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anyone seen the street fighter movie? the one from like, the 80's?

...yeah...

by the end, they wanted all the characters to be in their original costumes, from the game you know... it was bad. they had some random explosion so "dr. dhalsim" could be bald.

...at the same time, it was so bad it was endlessly entertaining. i wouldn't say good, but...


YouTube- Street Fighter: The Movie

I've seen it many times...

At least the Street Fighter animated movie was pretty good, or at least I thought so.
 

JohnnyBravo

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I don't think I've seen anything by Troma that I could say is actually "good".

You must not have seen cannibal the musical.

YouTube- When I Was On Top Of You

The first time I saw that one I literally fell out of my chair laughing at it. Its just so damn ... stupid.

Another great one for its stupidity is Reefer Madness, the musical

YouTube- Reefer Madness: Listen to Jesus, Jimmy

Jesus: Jimmy -- Take a hit of god instead. You think you can handle that high?

Jimmy: I got a New god now!
So damn Blaspemous its delicious don't you think. God is going to strike you down just for laughing.
 

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That's easy: Dreamcatcher
And certainly Star Wars the Phantom Menace. Boring, fake and for explaining the Force through midiclorians, George Lucas should burn in hell forever.
 

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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I actually did try slitting my wrists but all I had was a credit card.
 

DarkGreen

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The Rocky Horror Picture Show :D It's so terrible it's great.

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One actor who sends me into fits of inarticulate rage is John Cusack. Rage as in spiking lemonade and serving it to young children who might emulate his style one day.
 

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Has "Invasion of the Pod People" made it on to this list?
 

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The 1984 adapation of Dune.

I wont say anything about it in case anyone hasn't read the book yet.
 

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I just went to see Watchmen the other day and though it was one of the most god awful movies I've seen in the past few years, maybe my whole life.

Has anyone else watched a terrible film lately, either one that was so horrible it made you want to slit your wrists or one so bad, it was actually good.

D:

I LOVED Watchmen.
WHat didn't you like about it?
 

Smooch

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Oh man, has anyone here seen 'Teeth'? It's AMAZING in the most terrible sense. Seriously, go watch it.
Warning: Not for faint of heart, though.
Here's a synopsis from imdb.com... read at your own risk.
High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth.

I liked it. :rolleyes:
Don't know too many guys that do, though.
 

Legion

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I have seen soooo many terrible movies (not terrible in a funny way either). Probably the worst 2 movies I have ever seen are A.I. Artificial Intelligence and Retardead. Both of these movies were so boring that I was literally begging for them to end.

On a side note, I loved both the watchman movie (the ending was amazing!) and the matrix (very original story line).
 

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Usually when I see something classified as bad by people I like it yet I know it's bad. I don't know how to explain it. However, these films i'm about to mention definitely deserve to be classified as a few of the worst movies of all time.

DISASTER MOVIE
SUPERHERO MOVIE
EPIC MOVIE
DANCE FLICK
MEET THE SPARTANS

Etc.
 

Puffy

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The Super Mario Brothers movie. Man I remember that one and streetfighter from my youth. I was a nintendo child..
 

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Wait...has no one mentioned a single Uwe Boll flick yet? How can this be?

Alright: House of the Dead and Name of the King.

They are so absolutely blah.

Not "so bad it's good".

Not "oh that's tacky".

Just plain bad.
 

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Im always skeptical about other peoples opinions for bad movies, especially since so many people troll and denounce some fairly reasonable movies - even if they dont like it, doesnt mean to say they were bad. But that said, there are definitely some arb movies out there.

I was reading my RSS feeds the other day and came across a snippet about a remake of a movie called Big Man Japan. Well, since they're remaking it, it must have been a good movie, surely. Surely?!?

YouTube - ‪Big Man Japan Fight 3‬‏
 
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