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A thread to ask questions about asking questions. If you have a question to ask about asking questions, ask here. You can ask anything from asking about how to ask about the Ask Askitect thread to asking how to ask in the Ask BAP thread.

Australians feel free to, "Arks" questions about Arksing questions too.
 

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Who is this "Ask" fellow?
 

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We seem to have a recursion problem.
 

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I have a question. What is my question?
 

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If I wanted to ask a question in such a way that I would like somebody to ask me another question in response, how?
 

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If I wanted to ask a question in such a way that I would like somebody to ask me another question in response, how?
Why, in the psychoanalytic depth sense would you want anyone to do that?

1. Just ask a question saying you wish a follow on question because you are not going to answer their first question completely.

2. More simply, just ask them to ask another question. They may not do so, but you have told them what you would like.
 

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@Ask. When are you going to answer Architect's Q?
 

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Who should I ask who we are asking questions?
 

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Do you think Noah's ark was really just a procedural error where Noah was supposed to ask God about asking about things, and because Noah misunderstood and asked about an ark, God just went with it and ended up almost killing the entire human race?

Apparently procedural integrity is very important.
 

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God is a program. Programs are omniscient (have all the information they need to operate included in the code) and omnipotent (have all the required algorithms and "tools" to make things required of them perform).

Noah was a bug, he didn't bug off in time?
 

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God is a program. Programs are omniscient (have all the information they need to operate included in the code) and omnipotent (have all the required algorithms and "tools" to make things required of them perform).

Noah was a bug, he didn't bug off in time?

Possibly. And ended up flooding the array, resulting in a near-fatal system crash.
 

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Possibly. And ended up flooding the array, resulting in a near-fatal system crash.
There was a restart (water). Every position in the memory had been reset, except for the Ark and the program (BIOS+HDD).
 

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Can I ask Duxwing a Q publicly if the @Duxwing function doesn't function?

Is Cognisant's pursuit of AI intelligence masking a pursuit of God going to be answered?

Will redbaron be banned for usurping Ask's registration?

What if Ask doesn't answer Jennywocky's Q?

Is there a limit to how many Q's Architect will be asked?

Would it be manipulative if I set up an Ask Manipulator thread?

Does God answer Q's?

Why does Base groove ask Q's?

What are Cherry Cola's forbidden Q's?

Will redbaron answer Minuend's Q?

What if Blarraun's hypothesis is wrong?
 

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Who is this "Ask" fellow?

You need to ask about asking who Ask is before asking about Ask please Askitect.

How to ask question here?

How do you ask questions about how to ask questions?

I have a question. What is my question?

Ask yourself what kind of person you want to ask about being.

If I wanted to ask a question in such a way that I would like somebody to ask me another question in response, how?

"How do I ask a question about questions? Please ask about asking back."

@Ask. When are you going to answer Architect's Q?

Ask will ask back when Askitect correctly asks a questions about asking his question, so that I can ask a question about his question, ultimately leading to the asker he seeks.

Ask not what may be asked, ask what may not.

Ask what may not may be asked.

Who should I ask who we are asking questions?

Do you think Noah's ark was really just a procedural error where Noah was supposed to ask God about asking about things, and because Noah misunderstood and asked about an ark, God just went with it and ended up almost killing the entire human race?

Apparently procedural integrity is very important.

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Does Ask know how to go about asking the question that is asking about how to ask a question? How do you go about asking follow up questions, are they to be asked about beforehand too?

Don't you see, this line of questioning is fraud. There is no way to begin, and therefore cannot end. Or it's always existed and will never end.

I am so confused :confused:
 

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Veronica: Let's not have another chicken or the egg debate, Neil.
 

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Why, in the psychoanalytic depth sense would you want anyone to do that?

1. Just ask a question saying you wish a follow on question because you are not going to answer their first question completely.

2. More simply, just ask them to ask another question. They may not do so, but you have told them what you would like.

Hey .. does this look like "Ask BAP" to you? no.

Why does Base groove ask Q's?

I've been wondering this myself.
 

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Who will ask the askers?
 

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So, if I wish to ask a question, I must first ask how to ask a question, and if that question was on asking ask, I should first ask how to ask a question on asking a question on asking ask?
Can I then ask ask, or should the question itself be part of the loop?
Let's see.

Dear ask, I want to ask a question about asking a question on ask ask,
Uhhhhhhhhh......:storks:
 

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How far can we go with these Q's before it is discovered our askers are in part or as a whole could be askholes?
 
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