Are You Smarter Than A Fruit Roll-Up?

[Pizzabeak]

I have got to know.

 

[Black Rose]

They gave me tooth decay irl.
No, I am not smarter than a fruit roll up.

 

[Niclmaki]

Fruit roll-ups are 100% fruit roll-ups and godamn they know it. They have no fault in being themselves completely.

I, a human, cannot hope to match that behaviour of being a complete me completely. The fruit roll-up wins.

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

i like drugs

 

[Pizzabeak]

I should be here for the next "Stoner Bashing Time"

 

[RaBind]

what's a fruit roll-up?

 

[ZenRaiden]

what's a fruit roll-up?

Its an airplane formation driven by apple, pineapple, peach and a grapefruit. They takeoff and then they make a loop and land. The planes run on vitamin C and the whole airshow is a big marketing scam.

 

[Ex-User (14663)]

It is a food made of 80% sugar, 19.99% chemicals, and 0.01% natural substances. I.e. a similar composition to the standard American diet.

 

[Minuend]

Definitively. Smarter than two fruit roll ups, though...

 

[machine1000]

on a side note. i grew up with a fellow intp. his joke he made up was..."fruit by the foot......am i the only one?".....yea...sorry...but your takin it. emotional rape. dad joke. kung fu stance......ninja vanish

 

[ZenRaiden]

on a side note. i grew up with a fellow intp. his joke he made up was..."fruit by the foot......am i the only one?".....yea...sorry...but your takin it. emotional rape. dad joke. kung fu stance......ninja vanish

Great now I need second lobotomy.

 

[soupymess]

Not having Yes and No as a possible answer was a ridiculous oversight