Agent Intellect
Absurd Anti-hero.
I found this concept rather strange. Anyone familiar with simple calculus is aware that the derivative of displacement is velocity, the derivative of velocity is acceleration, and possibly familiar with further derivatives such as jerk, jounce (snap), crackle, pop, lock, and drop. Anyone a little more familiar will know that if given the formula for one of these, taking the integral will find the next higher (eg the integral of acceleration is velocity and the integral of velocity is displacement).
I always wondered if there was such thing as the integral of displacement, but they never mentioned it at school. Fortunately, I found a couple websites that talk about it, and it's called Absement (Absence and displacement). There are integrals above that, as well (Absity, Abseleration, Abserk, and Absounce, all portmanteau of the derivatives of displacement). In addition, there is the integral of reciprocal position called Presement (Presence and displacement).
What is Absement: one of the websites describes it like this:
EDIT: Forgot to link my sources:
http://wearcam.org/absement/Derivatives_of_displacement.htm
http://wearcam.org/absement/examples.htm
I always wondered if there was such thing as the integral of displacement, but they never mentioned it at school. Fortunately, I found a couple websites that talk about it, and it's called Absement (Absence and displacement). There are integrals above that, as well (Absity, Abseleration, Abserk, and Absounce, all portmanteau of the derivatives of displacement). In addition, there is the integral of reciprocal position called Presement (Presence and displacement).
What is Absement: one of the websites describes it like this:
I guess I don't have any real questions (except maybe what the hell Absity and Abseleration could be measuring), but I thought this was interesting.Consider a 5-hour train ride that takes you 500 miles directly away from your home, in a straight line, to another destination where you stay for 5 hours and then return. Suppose you want to stay wirelessly glogged into your home computer at a "roaming" communications cost of $1/mile/hour. For simplicity, assume a linear long-distance rate, i.e. $1/hour when you're 1 mile away, $2/hour when you're 2 miles away, $3.14/hour when you're 3.14 miles away, etc.. The total cost of your online communications is $5000, since the absement (time-integral of displacement) is 5000 mile hours (1250 mile hours on the way to your destination, plus 500 miles * 5 hours stay = 2500 mile hours, plus 1250 mile hours of absement during the return trip).
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The middle plot shows Displacement. The first 5 hours are spent in the train going at velocity 100mph (miles per hour) away from home. The area under this triangular part is 1/2 five times 500 mile hours, which is 1/2 times 2500 mile hours, i.e. 1250 mile hours. The next 5 hours are spent at your destination, 500miles from your home, where you pay $500/hour for 5 hours, for a cost of $2500. Staying online during your return trip costs you another $1250. Your total cumulative running cost is the area under the middle plot up to a particular point in time. This integral is called absement and is shown on the top plot.
Each of the three plots is the time-derivative of the plot above it:
- Displacement is the time-derivative of Absement
- Velocity is the time-derivative of Displacement.
EDIT: Forgot to link my sources:
http://wearcam.org/absement/Derivatives_of_displacement.htm
http://wearcam.org/absement/examples.htm