A Pointless Introduction... ... !

[Nocturne]

However pointless, it seems like many forum member has created an introduction for themselves, except for me. So.... (here goes....)
Type: INTP, most likely
Gender: Female
Hobbies and Interests: Daydreaming, music making, re-living memories in my head, chess
Country: Canada
Age: 14... ... heh.

Better late than never, thus, this concludes my eeexxxtttreeemmmeeeellllyy belated intro.

 

[AlisaD]

I think at this point, we're supposed to say: "Welcome", but you've been welcome here for a while now anyway
We're also supposed to throw cats at you, and try to scare you off using a cunning combination of weird and cruel, and cats, or something, but I think you're already rooted here and are unlikely to run away
I guess all that's left is to say: "You're nice, it's good to have you here"
But it would hurt my reputation if I did, so I'll just think it instead.

 

[Roni]

Nice to meet you. Thanks for setting the intro standard to post #180 - that gives me a while yet.
Don't be thinking anyone's going to go easy on you because of your age. I'd throw cats at you if I had any

 

[Lostwitheal]

I'd be very wary if Alisa throws any cats at you - she's got a particularly vicious ginger one called Charles. I think he's either posessed by Satan or just likes the taste of human flesh so much that he can't help but attack.

Also, welcome

 

[The Gopher]

eeeeeeeeek! *hides under pillow* cat.... I-I.... where?

 

[AlisaD]

Oh don't worry, Charles is just a big sweetie, really

 

[Lostwitheal]

eeeeeeeeek! *hides under pillow* cat.... I-I.... where?

Don't worry, he can be tamed with a nice friendly game of flip-the-kitteh.

 

[The Gopher]

Don't worry, he can be tamed with a nice friendly game of flip-the-kitteh.

no..... I have tried everything Electric tosters in the bath.... sleeping gas into trucks.... I will stay here....

 

[Lostwitheal]

no..... I have tried everything Electric tosters in the bath.... sleeping gas into trucks.... I will stay here....

Such attempts just serve to enrage him further; it's only a proper game of flip-the-kitteh which can distract him for long enough that he won't try feasting on your flesh. At least for a while, anyway.

Did you know that domestic cats have a top speed of around 30MPH?

 

[AlisaD]

Did you know that domestic cats have a top speed of around 30MPH?

Did you know that this is around 20% faster then the fastest human on earth?

There is no escape, Goph.

 

[Minuend]

14? That's not legal

 

[Lostwitheal]

14? That's not legal

Depends which country you're in..

 

[AlisaD]

14? That's not legal

Oh stop playing innocent, Min, that never stopped you before. We know you like'em young.

 

[Nocturne]

Oooohhhh... Cats? I like cats, :3

 

[Cavallier]

That's really to bad. Charles was napping temptingly close and I was hungry. Some things are meant to be.

 

[Jesse]

I have a notion to scream TOO YOUNG FOR THE INTERNET! but I guess when I was 14 I would have found value in sites like this. Welcome and unlike AlisaD I use my cunningly employed cuteness to scare people away. Lucky for you my energy is all used up so you can stay. For now?

 

[Oblivious]

Welcome. Please keep pointless things like hats and kittens out of the freezer. We need the space for the toads and frogs. Consider this a friendly reminder.

 

[Melllvar]

Depends which country you're in..

Also which law you're breaking. I mean what are we talking here? Underage consumption? Gambling? Contributing to delinquency? Curfew violation? A little "all of the above"...?

I need to get out of this thread before I end up on some FBI list.

 

[AlisaD]

That's really to bad. Charles was napping temptingly close and I was hungry. Some things are meant to be.

You.... you... YOU ATE MY CAT!
He was my cat. My little kitteh :'(

I was supposed to eat him :'( :'( :'(

 

[The Gopher]

You.... you... YOU ATE MY CAT!
He was my cat. My little kitteh :'(

I was supposed to eat him :'( :'( :'(

Sorry grandma.... I guess those sleeping pills worked after all... I still see him in my sleep though..... Staring... those bleak eyes looking though out of the void... torturing me in my sleep... oh wait that was you... but never mind... all gone now.

 

[Lobstrich]

However pointless, it seems like many forum member has created an introduction for themselves, except for me. So.... (here goes....)
Type: INTP, most likely
Gender: Female
Hobbies and Interests: Daydreaming, music making, re-living memories in my head, chess
Country: Canada
Age: 14... ... heh.

Better late than never, thus, this concludes my eeexxxtttreeemmmeeeellllyy belated intro.

Introduction threads are indeed pointless. But why'd you make one then? =o

 

[Nocturne]

Influence by the mass, Lobstrich. Or perhaps for the pointless fun of making an introduction here.

 

[GYX_Kid]

ahh the old past-time of reliving memories...

Ti and Ji make a crazy combination

Do you have a music album?

 

[Lobstrich]

Influence by the mass, Lobstrich.

The only influence should be yourself.

Or perhaps for the pointless fun of making an introduction here.

I fail to see what is fun. I didn't make one myself, I'm not going to.

 

[Chimera]

I joined here when I was 14...
Goddammit, now I feel old.

I fail to see what is fun. I didn't make one myself, I'm not going to.

Now now Lobster, don't ruin the fun.
People enjoy attempting to scare off newcomers...sadly, they're horrible at it.
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[Lobstrich]

People enjoy attempting to scare off newcomers...sadly, they're horrible at it.

Who says that's not what I'm trying to do now?
But yes, I enjoy that as well (The scaring off, hehe)