A Naked Howdy

[TH2346752]

Just wanted to say a big howdy to everyone! I've enjoyed reading all of your posts...we don't have intellectuals here in Bubbaville...so this has been an interesting new toy. My favorite things in life: hugging my kids, throwing darts at a pic of my ex, putting new notches on my bedpost, learning new things, backpacking in the mountains, my faith , my johnson, and my book collection.

I'm not a religious nut...it's just that other than gettin laid, God is the only thing I know a lot about. I enjoy reading many of the threads on here, but don't have anything of value to add.

I hope I said the right things for an intro. This is my first internet forum. Social grace never was my strong suit. A lot of women have told me that I'm romantic, but sometimes I wonder if they really mean it.

 

[Logician]

you have 58 posts and your just now posting an intr.... nvm

welcome

 

[Vrecknidj]

Is that your ego that's inflated?



Dave

 

[Venture]

Just wanted to say a big howdy to everyone! I've enjoyed reading all of your posts...we don't have intellectuals here in Bubbaville...so this has been an interesting new toy. My favorite things in life: hugging my kids, throwing darts at a pic of my ex, putting new notches on my bedpost, learning new things, backpacking in the mountains, my faith , my johnson, and my book collection.

I'm not a religious nut...it's just that other than gettin laid, God is the only thing I know a lot about. I enjoy reading many of the threads on here, but don't have anything of value to add.

I hope I said the right things for an intro. This is my first internet forum. Social grace never was my strong suit. A lot of women have told me that I'm romantic, but sometimes I wonder if they really mean it.

Oooo nice introduction, nevermind Logician, at the most he will argue with every one of your posts.

Make a personality badge?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Welcome

 

[RubberDucky451]

Welcome :]

What is your religion? I can rule a few out because you said God but I'm still curious

 

[TH2346752]

Thanks for the welcome everybody.

Lo...As I mentioned, I have no social grace. And I wasn't kidding, this is my first internet forum...so perhaps my lack of etiquette is understandable.

Vr...At 43, an inflated ego wouldn't do much good...the gray would kill it. After you get over the hill, the only things left for a man to take pride in are his children, his faith (or beliefs), his ballz, and his brains. And it never hurts to keep a sense of humour.

Ven...The badges are interesting. They come from personality.com?

Cog...You already know ur my forever pal here, somewhere between heaven and hell.

RD...I try not to mention my religion and my ballz in the same post...it would be sacrilegious. Certainly willing to discuss it on another thread.

 

[NoID10ts]

RD...I try not to mention my religion and my ballz in the same post...it would be sacrilegious. Certainly willing to discuss it on another thread.

Surprisingly, we would be more interested in discussing your balls than your religion.

Ehh ................

Scratch that ........... them ............... ummmmmmmmmmm

Never mind.

Sorry I posted here.

Welcome.

Maybe.

(Let's not discuss your balls)

 

[TH2346752]

Surprisingly, we would be more interested in discussing your balls than your religion.

Ehh ................

Scratch that ........... them ............... ummmmmmmmmmm

Never mind.

Sorry I posted here.

Welcome.

Maybe.

(Let's not discuss your balls)

Ah yes, my other forever pal here, somewhere between heaven and hell. I apologize if discussing my ballz has offended anybody. Where I come from, discussing one's ballz is common.

 

[NoID10ts]

Where I come from, discussing one's ballz is common.

So discussing the power and the glory and discussing ballz are two different things in your world.

For me, my ballz are the power and the glory.

But, whatever.

 

[TH2346752]

So discussing the power and the glory and discussing ballz are two different things in your world.

For me, my ballz are the power and the glory.

But, whatever.

Yes, discussing them is two different things. But that doesn't mean they are from different worlds...THE SPIRIT IS IN THE FLESH! HALLELUJAH!!!

 

[NoID10ts]

You sure talk about Jesus and balls a lot. Do you ever mix the two? You know ........ late at night ............ nestled in bed ........... dreaming of the big hairy testicles of pure divinity.

Hey, do you think Jesus and the disciples ever "experimented"? They were around each other an awful lot. Maybe they were out in the wilderness together, a little water to wine, one thing leads to another?



MAYBE JUDAS WAS A LOVER SCORNED!

 

[Agent Intellect]

MAYBE JUDAS WAS A LOVER SCORNED!

I don't know about that, but that much time together and they'd just about have to do some "just friends" spooning.

 

[NoID10ts]

A naked howdy, indeed!

 

[Logician]

Oooo nice introduction, nevermind Logician, at the most he will argue with every one of your posts.

Make a personality badge?

i never argue!!! im the most humble person i know!!







And im going to make sure the whole world knows about it...

 

[TH2346752]

So discussing the power and the glory and discussing ballz are two different things in your world.

For me, my ballz are the power and the glory.

But, whatever.

Surprisingly, this has turned into quite the enlightening discussion. Your balls ARE the power and the glory. The Power and the Glory is IN my ballz. The difference is subtle, but instructive.

As I said...I don't do sacrilege.

But if you mention the right scripture at the right time...it can help you get laid. Say something like..."All things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together." This one has helped me bust the panties on more than one occasion.

 

[NoID10ts]

Surprisingly, this has turned into quite the enlightening discussion. Your balls ARE the power and the glory. The Power and the Glory is IN my ballz. The difference is subtle, but instructive.

As I said...I don't do sacrilege.

But if you mention the right scripture at the right time...it can help you get laid. Say something like..."All things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together." This one has helped me bust the panties on more than one occasion.

Okay, It's time to start asking yourself "What would Jesus post?"

 

[Artifice Orisit]

But if you mention the right scripture at the right time...it can help you get laid. Say something like..."All things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together." This one has helped me bust the panties on more than one occasion.

"I'm not gay, but I get bi" works just fine for me, and on both genders too.

 

[snowqueen]

So, NT - are you a deconverting Christian? I am detecting a bit of ambivalence here - on the one hand you present scriptures and on the other you seem to want to impress us with your ballsiness and using religion to pull women!

 

[Agent Intellect]

You shouldn't be thinking of women when you read scripture - you should be thinking of Jesus while having sex.

 

[Claverhouse]

So, NT - are you a deconverting Christian? I am detecting a bit of ambivalence here - on the one hand you present scriptures and on the other you seem to want to impress us with your ballsiness and using religion to pull women!

It worked for Rodrigo Borgia...



Claverhouse

 

[snowqueen]

It worked for Rodrigo Borgia...



Claverhouse

Oh yeah there's a huge precedent ... silly me.

 

[TH2346752]

Oooo nice introduction, nevermind Logician, at the most he will argue with every one of your posts.

Make a personality badge?

Wow. The definitions of the S vs N and J vs P aren't anything like the names suggest. It turns out out that I'm ISTJ. And after studying the characteristics and profile of the INTP, I believe that I've only known 2 or 3 in my whole life, which makes me wonder how many of the folks on here are really INTPs.

Well at least now I know why you intellectual derelicts don't agree with anything I say. It's like apples and oranges trying to have a conversation. No wait...it's like apples and tomato-mangos.

How do y'all stand youselves?...Wandering around with your shoes untied thinkin about some abstract horseshit like E=MC2...instead of takin care of stuff in the real world?! Good luck to y'all. I gotta get on outa here and find some good, straightlaced, regular SJs to converse with. I'll check back on y'all from time to time to see if there are any of you left that haven't blown your brains out.

 

[TH2346752]

So, NT - are you a deconverting Christian? I am detecting a bit of ambivalence here - on the one hand you present scriptures and on the other you seem to want to impress us with your ballsiness and using religion to pull women!

That's a common misunderstanding among believers and non-believers alike...that Christians are supposed to act like goody-two-shoes all the time. The whole point of what Jesus did on the cross is that he died for our sins. So we are free to enjoy the pleasures and weaknesses of the flesh. Of course, being "made alive by the Spirit" means that we aren't focused on the pleasures of the flesh. There are times when we are totally in the spirit and act like angels...and other times when we are in the flesh. This is supported by the scripture, "I am the Gate; whoever enters thru me will be saved. He will COME IN AND GO OUT and find pasture." Sometimes we are in the spirit and sometimes we are in the flesh. Christians are free to enjoy the pleasures of the flesh like they are a gift from God as long as we don't worship them or get too freaky with them (and even 'too freaky' is ok every now and then as long as you say a special prayer afterwards and acknowledge what you did ).

It just occurred to me that maybe I should hang around this forum some. I owe it to the females on here (much to the chagrin of the males). I'm sure the ladies will appreciate my here&now, nuts&bolts perspective, as opposed to the aloof and limp character of the INTP male. In other words, there is a void on this forum that INTP males can't fill...I will gladly fill that void.

 

[TH2346752]

Okay, It's time to start asking yourself "What would Jesus post?"

OK. God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.

 

[Claverhouse]

Not That Grigori Efimovitch Ever Killed A Soul...

That's a common misunderstanding among believers and non-believers alike...that Christians are supposed to act like goody-two-shoes all the time.

The Staretz wasn't a goody-two-shoes... *sympathetically*

The whole point of what Jesus did on the cross is that he died for our sins. So we are free to enjoy the pleasures and weaknesses of the flesh.

That wise monk held it necessary that we should continue to sin in order to have something to repent for.

And a popular misconception amongst the dumber catholic laity has ever regarded the office of confession as a free pass for sins purposefully committed beforehand... Including in Ireland, even the blowing up of random strangers. Fortunately the hierarchy wearily and repeatedly condemns this odd idea.



Claverhouse

 

[snowqueen]

It just occurred to me that maybe I should hang around this forum some. I owe it to the females on here (much to the chagrin of the males). I'm sure the ladies will appreciate my here&now, nuts&bolts perspective, as opposed to the aloof and limp character of the INTP male. In other words, there is a void on this forum that INTP males can't fill...I will gladly fill that void.

I suspect that most of the INTP females on the forum will, like me, be rolling around clutching their sides laughing at that one!

I love the INTP men on here - wish I could have more of them around me IRL. They don't seem remotely aloof and limp to me - quite the opposite - they are the first accessible minds that are sharp and sharper than mine that I've ever encountered en masse. I simply can't see whatever you are seeing! But I guess that kind of reflects the fact that I find the way non-INTP people see me to be incomprehensible too.

Too bad about the deconversion thing - that would have been more interesting.

 

[NoID10ts]

I just thought of this for some reason:

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[TH2346752]

I suspect that most of the INTP females on the forum will, like me, be rolling around clutching their sides laughing at that one!

I love the INTP men on here - wish I could have more of them around me IRL. They don't seem remotely aloof and limp to me - quite the opposite - they are the first accessible minds that are sharp and sharper than mine that I've ever encountered en masse. I simply can't see whatever you are seeing! But I guess that kind of reflects the fact that I find the way non-INTP people see me to be incomprehensible too.

Too bad about the deconversion thing - that would have been more interesting.

Yes Ma'am...our minds work differently. You are an N...abstract and theoretical. I'm an S...I like facts and concrete stuff...things that I can grab firmly like a man, and then alternately pet them softly like a kitty-cat...I also like things that I can hug, squeeze, pinch, lick, and nibble on.

So we have to figure out a way to communicate. I will have to give it to you the way you like it: theoretically. Let's say there is a woman named Lady SQ. She has a certain longing...a deep-down physical need. We don't have to define the need. It's enough for this abstract exercise to know that it is A DEEP-DOWN NEED. My question is this: speaking only abstractly, what type of man would Lady SQ prefer to satisfy her deep-down need, S or N?

 

[NoID10ts]

Yes Ma'am...our minds work differently. You are an N...abstract and theoretical. I'm an S...I like facts and concrete stuff...things that I can grab firmly like a man, and then alternately pet them softly like a kitty-cat...I also like things that I can hug, squeeze, pinch, lick, and nibble on.

So we have to figure out a way to communicate. I will have to give it to you the way you like it: theoretically. Let's say there is a woman named Lady SQ. She has a certain longing...a deep-down physical need. We don't have to define the need. It's enough for this abstract exercise to know that it is A DEEP-DOWN NEED. My question is this: speaking only abstractly, what type of man would Lady SQ prefer to satisfy her deep-down need, S or N?

Hmmmm ......... you've gone from interesting Jesus specimen, to mildly amusing, to creepy pervert in a matter of a few weeks ..........

Oh shit!

I think I just saw you peeking in my window and masturbating on my petunias!

Bastard. Time to dig up the garden.

Perhaps I could bury you beneath it.

 

[Artifice Orisit]

I'm sure the ladies will appreciate my here&now, nuts&bolts perspective

You're walking a fine line there mate, robot-sex jokes are my territory.

Perhaps I could bury you beneath it.

I assume this is after you've given me his brain.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[NoID10ts]

I assume this is after you've given me his brain.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Do you really think it's worth anything? I suppose you could plasticize it and use it to hold open a door.

 

[Tyria]

Welcome.

 

[TH2346752]

Hmmmm ......... you've gone from interesting Jesus specimen, to mildly amusing, to creepy pervert in a matter of a few weeks ..........

Oh shit!

I think I just saw you peeking in my window and masturbating on my petunias!

Bastard. Time to dig up the garden.

Perhaps I could bury you beneath it.

I'm a lover, made of flesh and blood...on a stairway to heaven...makin all the love I can on the way up. The girl in my avatar is a kindred spirit.

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm a lover, made of flesh and blood...on a stairway to heaven...makin all the love I can on the way up. The girl in my avatar is a kindred spirit.

[sarcasm] Yeah. That's what you are. [/sarcasm]

Shouldn't you be at a bar somewhere slipping someone a date rape drug or something?

 

[Artifice Orisit]

Do you really think it's worth anything? I suppose you could plasticize it and use it to hold open a door.

Damn-it, I'll need to edit my book "101 Uses For Brains".

Shouldn't you be at a bar somewhere slipping someone a date rape drug or something?

No, he's too classy for that, more likely at church handing out the holy communion (or whatever it's called) which is basically just feeding the pills to people, it saves him buying them a drink and he doesn’t have to walk past security on his way out with an unconscious girl in his arms.

 

[Cavallier]

I'd shake your hand and say hello but I'm afraid it might come away sticky...

So discussing the power and the glory and discussing ballz are two different things in your world.

For me, my ballz are the power and the glory.

But, whatever.

I get my power from my ballz...as everyone here should already know.

You sure talk about Jesus and balls a lot. Do you ever mix the two? You know ........ late at night ............ nestled in bed ........... dreaming of the big hairy testicles of pure divinity.

You damned near killed. I mean it. I almost died choking. It would have been the best death I could ever hope for.

But if you mention the right scripture at the right time...it can help you get laid. Say something like..."All things were created by him and for him. He is before all things, and in him all things hold together." This one has helped me bust the panties on more than one occasion.

This is why I don't go to church. People always tryin' to get in my panties.

No, he's too classy for that, more likely at church handing out the holy communion (or whatever it's called) which is basically just feeding the pills to people, it saves him buying them a drink and he doesn’t have to walk past security on his way out with an unconscious girl in his arms.

*the girl stirs then mumbles...Pastor/Priest looks at TH2346752 oddly..."She's, uh, she's speaking in tongues?"*

 

[Artifice Orisit]

*fakes TH2346752's voice*
"Quick, help me carry her to the panel-van of exorcism, and when we get there you must not look inside, no matter what you hear, for the devil is within this girl and it would love nothing more than to make you it's new host.

Now I must go in there with her, alone, to do battle with the unholy beast, remember no matter what you hear, no matter what happens, don't look inside, may god be with you."

 

[TH2346752]

I'd shake your hand and say hello but I'm afraid it might come away sticky...



I get my power from my ballz...as everyone here should already know.



You damned near killed. I mean it. I almost died choking. It would have been the best death I could ever hope for.



This is why I don't go to church. People always tryin' to get in my panties.

*the girl stirs then mumbles...Pastor/Priest looks at TH2346752 oddly..."She's, uh, she's speaking in tongues?"*

Thanks for the welcome AI and CK. Clav, I take issue with your logic (equating getting laid with murder on the sin-o-meter), but I respect your German genes. Cog and Noddy, I'm sure you two of all people will understand my interest in the beautiful rose that has blossomed in the midst of all this man-talk...and my affection for redheads should be apparent.

My beautiful and sweet rose...where to start?

*placing hands in a protective cup over Mr. Happy as a guard against any abuse being aimed his way at this very moment*

Well first, thanks for the welcome. There isn't much of a chance to get any of my baby-batter on you from only shaking hands with me. It's drilled into the males in my family starting at a young age not to waste any of it...that could mean less babies...and that just isn't acceptable.

It shouldn't be a surprise to you that people try to get in your panties at church...that's how the world is...and most churches are 'worldly'. It may take some effort, but you should be able to find a spirit-filled church where your panties won't be of interest to anybody. But if you can't find a good church, just get whatever good you can out of the church you attend. There may be a few guys who have their sights set on you, but if they are at church, they are probably the wholesome type...and you might enjoy getting to know them. My ancestors came from a small village in England...it has been passed down thru the family that there were times when over half the congregation were our kin...so I can vouch for the type of guys you are likely to meet at church. If they are anything like my kinfolk...good at growing food and making babies...they are harmless, and you have a good chance at finding someone who suits you.

My sweet rose...your beauty and innocence is intoxicating. Your sweetness is unimaginable. Your playfullness is adorable. But my young and tender rose, although your life is already full, remember that there is still more to learn. For example: not all Mandrakes are the same...and you would probably enjoy the uniqueness of each. I'm sure there are Mandrakes who don't hate roses. And if you will open your heart, you will see that some Mandrakes understand the nature of thorns. I'm absolutely positive that there is at least one Mandrake that would love the way your soft petals open to allow in the light and love of the universe.