Freddy. He only kills you in your dreams/nightmares/whatever. I just have to stay awake for three hours in a room.
If the Devil was real, who in the world would be willing to pass up a few hours with him/her? I mean really. Also, the Satan of the Bible is really just a political prisoner and not terribly frightening. Further, if the Devil is real, then one could conclude that God is real too. And if that's the case, maybe we could use the 3 hours to hatch a plan to destroy God once and for all (because the God of the Bible [especially the Old Testament] is a bit of a dick).
We can invite him to dinner and poison his wine.
I've heard Lucifer also makes a great banana flambe.
I don't know any of those
if you did, maybe you'd like to spend three hours with each.
If the Devil was real, who in the world would be willing to pass up a few hours with him/her? I mean really. Also, the Satan of the Bible is really just a political prisoner and not terribly frightening. Further, if the Devil is real, then one could conclude that God is real too. And if that's the case, maybe we could use the 3 hours to hatch a plan to destroy God once and for all (because the God of the Bible [especially the Old Testament] is a bit of a dick).
Reason I ask, is that I think there is actually one choice that's actually the wisest.