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  • I would say more but I need to get going. I will send you another message next time I use a computer.
    Melkor
    I want to figure this out now.

    I will figure this out.

    THEN WE SHALL MARRY, my fair Typus.
    Melkor
    Yes, is that a problem?

    You're not a Canadian...

    Uhm...

    Japanese gaming system?

    Hrm...
    Melkor
    It doesn't...:(

    You're above America, and thus Canadian?


    What the hell is the OGC about! Stop giving me the thumbs up! )GO
    Melkor
    What!? How can you speak English and yet not be Irish,British , American or Australian?
    HOW CAN THIS BE POSSIBLE?
    Oh, you must be...Canadian? African? Er...it's your second language?

    Yes, of course, but they replaced the pots of gold with travellers cheques a long time ago.

    Oooh, gotcha.
    Melkor
    No... Agh! My safety glass!

    (In fact, Ireland is now a modern and mature society of culture and art...er... and drink, obviously...)

    Good...


    What? Oh, no, I was too distracted by the clear homoerotic undertones and subversive sentiments.
    Melkor
    Thats right! Just as everyone seems obsessed with the idea that Ireland still looks like it did two hundred+ years ago.

    Alright, so green is my favourite colour, and I do eat a lot of potatoes, but not as much as Germany, and England has huge alcohol related problems too! x-x


    Best smiley story ever! I like the snail the best. It's cute.

    ^w^
    Melkor
    *Installs a brick wall with a small window pane and radio output*

    Ah... I see, you Americans and your guns. I don't think I've ever seen a gun owned by a householder. Nomrally it's just the IRA and co running around with those things.


    Looks more like you've been impaled by a minature landline telephone pylon.


    O{-[

    Scarecrow.<3
    Melkor
    You...do this OGC to escape? 0-0

    Uhm...

    *Edges away*

    Looks like you're carrying a sack. My One winged Angel form:
    ( {{
    O{-C
    ( {{
    Melkor
    Uhm...

    OH.

    0-0

    You know, after being confused by that sentence for a while, I realise it is possible that it is actually meant to illustrate a indecent pastime. >.>

    How that makes it relate to your previous replies is beyond me.

    Er... *Swoon* ?

    OZC

    ^Funky dancing.
    Melkor
    Well, I have to admit, I'm rather used to lying, and at times I convinced my mind couldn't be anything other than filthy... So why deny my nature?

    Am I to conform and reform for the good of humanity and all her peers?

    Bah! To hell with them!

    *Downs a pint*

    To hell with the bastards!

    Your smiley is very cute, I must admit. ODC

    This is me in a straitjacket.
    Melkor
    Oh.

    It's a thumbs up!

    Now that is lateral! How delightful. Truly, I thought I was an alternative thinker, but that puts me to shame. I suppose I see words as something which aught not to be tampered with, hence I have difficulty seeing them as anything other than words...
    Melkor
    Wait...what?

    Drat, now I'm going to have to think profusely about this sentence, to the extent that I won't have time to kill you.

    :<
    Melkor
    Well what?

    Obviously I'm going to have to kill you. Can't have competition now, can we?
    Saeros
    I don't see what the problem is. It's only a picture of a little girl having a snack. what's wrong with that? :)
    Dormouse
    cal·li·pyg·i·an

      /ˌkæləˈpɪdʒ[IMG]i[IMG]ən/
    –adjective
    having well-shaped buttocks.

    :confused:
    Puffy
    Hey Typus, I PM'd you my testimony but am unsure if it sent. Tell me if you havn't received anything and I will send it again.

    Brad
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