Niavmai

Aww..

I'm sure he's still 'sex on legs'.

You know, lots of bald guys get dozens of girls!

Like...er... Hitman!

Oh, yes, delightful.

While we're on the subject of parentage, hows that hunk of a father doing?

*wicked grin*

Ooh, mature and saggy then, I like the sound of that


Note to self, the effect of hitting on someones mum is far more satisfying that the effect of insulting them.

Hahah, yeah close enough for me.

I'm particularily envious of your father, your mother is one foxy laydee;D

I told you, I'm not envious of you.

I lead an unfufilled life, but I doubt I'll ever stoop so low as to envy one so fake as you dearest.

Would I be jealous of a painting?

No, I'd be jealous of the painter.

Understand?

*eyeroll*

Whatever you say boss!

I still don't trust you yet, you're entirely typical of the advanced troll types we get aorund here a lot.

Hell, you're like a Face v.2.

Only you're a lot less..blatant?

While you do attempt to attract attention to yourself, you have not, so far, left hints to your identity.

Oh, don't mind me, I don't trust people, least of all seemingly perfect ones.

*glares*

Haha. Nope!

See, I find that I am almost never attracted to girls(or guys) that pursue muscle-bound creatures.


A beautiful mind, and a frame built for the higher things in life, art, music, elegance, that is what I seek, and the terms on which I wish to be sought.

To be chosen on terms of excess flesh globules and mere physical strength attainable by any, seems shallow and ficukle.

Saying that, I am still jealous of your abs;p

Sorry, nope.

We're talking about what really matters here, that is personal beauty, not extra slaps of meat.

Yes, I stand by my claim, no INTP would post such a picture so soon after their time, nor draw such attenttion to at as you do.

If they did, as happens rarely, the picture would be very humble, not equivalent to soft porn.;p

I distrust you, and I will be keeping a close eye on you sir.

Clearly your motives here are abnormal.

Ha! Funny how I don't beleive you for a second, hm?

and sure, logically, wanting sex must change your biology and increase your physical attractiveness!


As in, not in this world, ever.

Er... *Checks picture*

Right...

So, brimming with confidence, undeniably sexy, making attempts at witty retorts... On INTPforum...

How terribly unconvincing you are, it's almost familiar...

Hmm.

Apologies for my musings..

You seem a likely trickster, but if I am incorrect, yes, I concede you are tehz god of sex and in love with yourself, and thus most unlikely to be an intp.

I'm afraid confidence and good looks never bred introversion and understanding.

Er..okay?

*pats*

Do you need something physical?

At the height of my confidence I will give air hugs, for a price.

The lack of blankness in your signature is quite dreadful.

I think you may need emotional support.

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