Oh right, so, in short, you talk shit?
Oh, dear, forgive me!
My Euphemism generator isn't quite working.
Would you settle for Cac? So long as you don't translate it, it's quite okay to read it..
(Like in the Artemis Fowl novels, where swearing is printed in fairy, thus making it okay)
Yes, I have been know to spend an unnatural time in bathrooms, even when I have no need to use them.
Normally, when i have minor panic attacks near crowds, or when the lunch room is bustling, I would spend my lunchtime in them, with my knees tucked into my chest and a nice impenetrable square cubicle protecting me from the outside world.