Melkor who?

[loveofreason]

Well may you ask, but in recognition of his 23 years of evil reign upon this earth, I would like to appeal to his greatest weakness (apart from kitties), and dedicate this:

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Happy *cough* Birthday.

 

[The Gopher]

Happy birthday Melkor! *snuggle* I mean that seriously btw. The person on the forum I would most like to snuggle would be Melkor.

 

[redbaron]

I wished him a happy birthday first! Go away you harpy!

 

[Melkor]

You are lucky Lor. So verrrry Lucky.
Lucky I will be too busy with Cloud to destroy you til tomorrow!

 

[Cognisant]

Hey long time no see, happy birthday Melkor

 

[BigApplePi]

Yeah sure. Happy for one day. What do these wishes imply for the other 364?



Happy always Melkor and then some ...

 

[Jennywocky]

Happy B-day.

It's good to be the King [of darkness].

 

[Melkor]

So after going to see Godzilla and getting drunk my plan is to drunkenly skype Lor.
She says all are welcome.

 

[Cavallier]

I'm fairly certain that's how she plans to obtain my soul...

 

[Jennywocky]

She's crafty that way.

How many drunken saps has she Magic Jar'ed like that already?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

Happy birthday you filthy mongrel.

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[loveofreason]

SEPHIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, this harpy has a cupboard full of souls. So many I asked myself, you know... do I really have space for another? But then I thought, this is special. This is Melkie's soul.

Besides, how much space could it possibly occupy?

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Melkor, wake up you whiskey-pickled sloth!!

 

[Duxwing]

Happy Birthday!

-Duxwing

 

[The Gopher]

Aww did I miss drunken skyping I am generally the facilitator of drunken skyping. (also LoR pm me whatever was in that spoiler... I missed it)

 

[Base groove]

(also LoR pm me whatever was in that spoiler... I missed it)

A point. A POINT. GET IT!?!?

 

[The Gopher]

AHH I get it.

Edit: it's still a period...

 

[loveofreason]

(also LoR pm me whatever was in that spoiler... I missed it)

Melkor never will. His soul.

Drunk bastard! I was snubbed! Snubbed for Moss! You shall regret this you worm!

*alters will*

 

[Cognisant]

 

[The Gopher]

Melkor never will. His soul.

Drunk bastard! I was snubbed! Snubbed for Moss! You shall regret this you worm!

*alters will*

Aww that's so sad *hug stabbing* do you feel better? Are you writing your will now?

 

[Deleted member 1424]

I shudder to think of perverse depths of the internet you must have had to traverse to find that.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Happy Birthday my lovely ear maid.

 

[Cognisant]

I shudder to think of perverse depths of the internet you must have had to traverse to find that.

 

[cheese]

Melkor!

(you're old)

 

[BigApplePi]

Melkor no more. If you don't stop doing what you're doing right now we will have to step in and stop you.

 

[Melkor]

Melkor no more. If you don't stop doing what you're doing right now we will have to step in and stop you.

THAT.

Better be a reference to this:

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And nothing biblical. Or ELSE.

 

[BigApplePi]

And nothing biblical. Or ELSE.

So. You're thinking biblical, eh? Does that mean you reject this?
http://pastormark.tv/2012/10/31/satan-demons-and-zombies