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Yeah - until you have to pick two kids up at two different nurseries, all the while fuck-arsing about with a 3 door car / simultaneously being drowned. Then, it isn't so great >_>

Fun fact: (btw, I haven't seen this thread before). 'I'm going to log on to INTP and ask Sinny if Brummoy-land is also getting twatted by these winds'. Then, this thread. (It's shit, and it's cold. Fuck this country).

I tend to 'admire' only those who are leading humanity in part to a brighter future, e.g. Elon Musk. As for the company I prefer to keep, I tend to prefer intelligent, decent individuals. Whilst kindness isn't an unattractive quality for a person to have, I'm always somewhat distrustful of...

Expectation: "You're a cunt" Reality: brilliant answer. :confused:

In your opinion, which country boasts the most convincing ladyboys?

Yeah, spot on there. I've also seen a lot of (usually effective) attempts at mediation coming from Ts. The flavour differs, though. In my experience, Fs tend to approach it more softly-softly, highlighting how wonderful everyone is and how lovely it'd be if everyone could stop being so mean /...

Similar could be said of some INTJs I know (myself included). In short, I greatly dislike expending energy via unnecessary social interaction. Therefore, I can and do let quite a few things slide - most often if the person I take umbrage with isn't really worth a shit to me. It's a great...

You're being far too reasonable, Jenny. (she's entirely correct, but shhhh)

Unlikely to be direct unless they're *really* pissed off. Advice: tell them it's totally cool to talk about stuff and that you won't be mad or take it personally etc. Create a safe space (not the SJW libtard kind) for them to open up. Hear them out. Then, eviscerate >:3

Oh, but it is :< I pick things up as I go. My wife is Spanish and so we holiday over there quite a bit to spend time with her family (they live in a town called Jérica). Lovely place.

I recall a time when I took internet forums so seriously. Back when trolling was almost unheard of, some guy decided to target me. This was (eventually) rage-inducing, because I'd been nothing but polite and fair in my dealings with others. Alas, I was also a late-teen and full of testosterone...

Internet forums: srs bsns.

The salty, salty tears of the SJWs are delectable.

Bvanevery: ISFP.

No pasa nada hombre! Mi espanol es puta fatal ;(

As some of you will know, I'm usually the first to call bullshit on asking nonsensical questions to ascertain a person's type, because "blah complexity / need to see the individual in person bluh blah stuff". That being said, like fuck an INTJ would write in such a haphazard manner. You make my...

No, I'm not. Next!

Jesus fuck, I don't half rant when flying high :facepalm:

I don't think I've ever tried Marmite. Well, the Walkers crisps limited edition aside. (That's Lays to everyone outside of the UK).

5:00 Alarm (although I'm usually already awake, what with having been up with the kids anywhere between 2-5 times a night - every night) Arse out of bed Morning piss Head downstairs 5:05 Enter kitchen Fill kettle with water from filter and begin to boil Prepare a feast fit...

I'm learning Spanish out of necessity and in a very passive way. As I have mentioned prior, my wife is Spanish and thus so too is the other side of my family. Only my wife and one of her two brothers can speak English - and she has a big ass family. When we go over there, I quite often find...

People seriously thought you a moron? Ha. I'm quite the opposite; I saw you as one of the biggest threats in Mafia, and I think that requires a fair degree of nous to play proficiently. I did not have my shit together in those games.

Yes, they have all been bright individuals. The Ti dominants I have encountered have been intelligent without exception, said intellect likely born of their predilection for gaining more and more knowledge as they progress through life; where others tend to plateau intellectually, Ti dominants...

Re: the shadow, I'm not entirely sure on that one myself to be honest. In my dealings with ISTPs, the main draw seems to be the interplay between Ni and Se. We can be having fun one minute (ISTP brings me more into the moment / loosens me up) and balls deep in some sort of philosophical or...

Excellent news, sir. I am glad you have solved the puzzle. As an aside, I tend to get along with ISTPs very well. I have known a few in my time. Oh, and Architect does indeed know his shit. He had me as an xNTJ long before I saw that as a possibility.

No, but it is possible to have an incredibly poor sense of self. ... D:

There is most certainly validity to the MBTI for a few very good reasons. It hasn't been debunked, btw. It has been misunderstood and attacked by poor but popular arguments, sure. As someone who has *mounts high-horse* been in the thick of the professional type communities however, seeing all...

Nah, don't do that. My uncle killed himself and everyone got a bit miffed.

The Spanish do.

What you describe is actually more true of the perception of us Brits, RB. Here in Europe at least. Germans are typically seen as straight up arrogant / always needlessly contentious. Meanwhile, it's the Brits who are seen as cold, business-like and efficient. Especially with money. The whole...

In my experience, amphetamine = lots of energy / high euphoria for a while. Marginally increased focus and a definite motivation to get shit done. C'est bon. Dextroamphetamine = less energy and euphoria, but more concentration and a similar if not greater drive to get shit done. A = take if I...

TBerg - interest piqued x1000. I have homozygous factor v lieden, which = 80 times higher chance to clot. I've only had one in my life so far, and that was after a period of four days severe dehydration / inactivity (the mother of all stomach bugs), but as I get older the chance will...

Too many drugs?

Holy crap. It guessed I'm an INTJ and told me I'd make a good leader. Salute victory.

I'm being an ENTJ anyway. Fuck the rules. \m/

So, I spoke to my MBTI friend who is fucking amazeballs. She listened to me for a while, smirking. Then (in a very professional manner) told me to stop being a stupid cunt. I just wanted to be an ENTJ, guys. I wasn't asking for much. ;____;

Stop invalidating my points by countering with valid points. I'm right, ergo fuck off. ;( Talk away! Dominant Fi should be fairly easy to identify though, right?

I actually thought I was an INFJ for a while but my Fe is terrible. I'm aware of group dynamics and how words and actions may affect people, but truth be told I'm often incorrect in my assumptions. Te is very apparent in me. Whilst polite and even charming at times (so I'm told) I'll always...

Whilst still looking dapper. Ah, meh. I'll never have a beard ;_;

Zero High. Baseline as a motherfucker. Practically dragging my face across the floor. :(

TBH, the more I read the more I realise that TeNi makes more sense than NiTe. Apparently, ENTJs tend to jump in feet first and adapt on the fly; INTJs tend to plan first and then act with precision. I'm definitely the former. I now realise that at my old job, my colleague was probably an INTJ...

I just complimented the young gentleman serving me at Costa on his fine man-beard. He allowed me to stroke it. It was a fine beard indeed. (#nohomobutmaybeabithomo)

Sorry, what? I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am. *Continues to bathe in ENTJ glory* I'm not sure tbh. I was chatting with a close friend today (Dan) and making a case. We agreed that there is a possibility that I'm an E. As has been stated many times, E does not = social...

Sudden realisation: It's actually Pizzabeak, not Pizzabreak. *falls off chair*

Seems legit.

It's a matter of interpretation (obv). If he had said that to me, I'd probably chuckle and think nothing more of it. Architect is a cool guy, though. He's helped me out a lot in the past; I've always found him to be very forthcoming and full of solid knowledge, so I'm taking his side. FU...

http://jupiter-34.appspot.com/ Test complete! (restart) 47% ENTJ 19% INTJ 15% ENTP 5% ESTJ 3% ENFJ That's it, then. Fuck all y'all. I'm officially (a piss poor example of) the best type ever. *Flips everyone off* *Somersaults into his Ferrari and speeds off into the sunset*

Gopher, this isn't a Mafia game. Stop it, Gopher. Just bloody stop it. /VOTE GOPHER

Correct. If I inferred that I was only referring to Ti within xNTPs, I apologise. I was in fact speaking of pure Ti and pure Te. I know quite a few ISTPs. Love the buggers. So bloody clever with meatspace stuff.

Kitty - for the love of fuck will you PLEASE paragraph? Pretty please? Who is brontosaurie and what did he get banned for? Titpics?