So It Begins

[koan]

I am koan. This is my introduction.

I'd like to start by saying that "wig" is a perfectly fine answer to the random question when registering and I object to having to type what is expected of me. Just because I knew what you wanted doesn't mean I should be compelled to shun my imagination.

On the other hand, I do consider myself a hat person. One of the items on my 'perfect job' list is the ability to wear any hat of my choice while conducting my tasks.

I've spent many years on another forum which I consider to be a form of masochism. I will not nameit as I am not a sadist and would feel terrible if anyone from here were to waste their time or brain cells in researching the matter.

Hopefully this introduction is sufficient. I like to complete tasks in a timely and proper manner.

 

[The Gopher]

I went with Fez... I also was compelled to not write "hat" I think you could probably write anything in there but I haven't tested it.

Welcome.

 

[koan]

I went with Fez... I also was compelled to not write "hat" I think you could probably write anything in there but I haven't tested it.

Welcome.

I'll spare you the sock puppet test: It kicks you out unless you say hat.

 

[redbaron]

I'll spare you the sock puppet test: It kicks you out unless you say hat.

Fucking fascists man...

 

[EyeSeeCold]

I've spent many years on another forum which I consider to be a form of masochism. I will not nameit as I am not a sadist and would feel terrible if anyone from here were to waste their time or brain cells in researching the matter.

Maybe not a sadist, but a tease.


Welcome to the forum.

 

[koan]

Fucking fascists man...

I know! They put me in a red shirt within seconds of entry.

Maybe not a sadist, but a tease.


Welcome to the forum.

If I tease it's my second nature, not my first.

 

[Deleted member 1424]

On the other hand, I do consider myself a hat person. One of the items on my 'perfect job' list is the ability to wear any hat of my choice while conducting my tasks.

So fedoras or top hats?

I've spent many years on another forum which I consider to be a form of masochism. I will not nameit as I am not a sadist and would feel terrible if anyone from here were to waste their time or brain cells in researching the matter.

INFJf wasn't it?

 

[The Gopher]

I'll spare you the sock puppet test: It kicks you out unless you say hat.

Really? I got in with Fez, or maybe it just doesn't like wigs...

 

[koan]

So fedoras or top hats?

Mostly variations of the peaked cap. I had an awesome fedora at one point but an ex decided to fuck with the wire rim. Hence "ex".

INFJf wasn't it?

Nope. I can't think of a single person there who might have known what any of these initials stand for, let alone care.

Really? I got in with Fez, or maybe it just doesn't like wigs...

Perhaps it is programmed to accept any version of hat but no substitutes?

 

[EyeSeeCold]

If I tease it's my second nature, not my first.

Oh, and what would be your first?

 

[koan]

Oh, and what would be your first?

First reaction: flaunt

Not that I'm proud of it

 

[AlisaD]

Well, well.... look what the cat dragged in.
I like being the cat
Welcome and enjoy the flaunting

 

[EyeSeeCold]

First reaction: flaunt

Not that I'm proud of it

Not a sadist, but teases..
Flaunts yet isn't proud about it..


Hmm, well you seem interesting, maybe it's just the avatar though. :P

 

[koan]

Well, well.... look what the cat dragged in.
I like being the cat
Welcome and enjoy the flaunting

I wasn't going to out you as the bringer of me. You might not want that credit in the future.
(I have no idea what the stork dance is but it seemed appropriate)

Not a sadist, but teases..
Flaunts yet isn't proud about it..


Hmm, well you seem interesting, maybe it's just the avatar though. :P

The avatar is the full fledged, legitimate, and official cartoon me.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

The avatar is the full fledged, legitimate, and official cartoon me.

Well, damn. You must be pretty interesting.

 

[koan]

Well, damn. You must be pretty interesting.

Not really. I drew it myself in what is hopefully to become a popular comic about the hazards of working customer service. Others have probably drawn or photoshopped me but I suspect it is less flattering.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

Good luck with it, feel free to post it here in the Art section.

 

[AlisaD]

I wasn't going to out you as the bringer of me. You might not want that credit in the future.
(I have no idea what the stork dance is but it seemed appropriate)

Not to worry, I proudly cherish all my mistakes
Edit: The stork dance is always appropriate

 

[addictedartist]

I love cartoons.

 

[catatonic]

I am koan. This is my introduction.

I'd like to start by saying that "wig" is a perfectly fine answer to the random question when registering and I object to having to type what is expected of me. Just because I knew what you wanted doesn't mean I should be compelled to shun my imagination.

On the other hand, I do consider myself a hat person. One of the items on my 'perfect job' list is the ability to wear any hat of my choice while conducting my tasks.

I've spent many years on another forum which I consider to be a form of masochism. I will not nameit as I am not a sadist and would feel terrible if anyone from here were to waste their time or brain cells in researching the matter.

Hopefully this introduction is sufficient. I like to complete tasks in a timely and proper manner.

Hello there,

Koan I ask you something?

 

[koan]

Hello there,

Koan I ask you something?

I'm not sure that question was meant to be answered.