What's the strangest place, where you have masturbated?

[Vodhgarm]

So .. yeah .. what the thread title says.

 

[Bird]

... Why?

 

[Lostwitheal]

Running short on ideas?

 

[Melllvar]

I have an idea... how about if we all go out and masturbate some place really weird today, then come back and post about it in this thread. Whoever has the most unusual story "wins."

 

[SpaceYeti]

I could get in serious legal trouble if I were caught, due to being in the military, so I'll simply share the strangest place I already did do that, which is the church van of the church I went to exclusively to get with this chick and her friend.

 

[Vodhgarm]

... Why?

Don't know. I just think that it's a fun question to ask and people always give creepy/strange/hilarious/disturbing answers.

I have an idea... how about if we all go out and masturbate some place really weird today, then come back and post about it in this thread. Whoever has the most unusual story "wins."

That's crazy ... LET'S DO IT!

 

[Reluctantly]

In a mouth.

 

[kantor1003]

In a mouth.

lol

OP: a place where one have gone to masturbate only, or does it count if you had sex as well?
In the first case, not really any strange places.. in the latter, well, I guess there are two semi-interesting places; right beside, or on top of a grave in a 13th century graveyard right beside the church in the middle of the night. The second was on a shooting/firing range.. it wasn't bullets being fired that night though.

 

[EyeSeeCold]

So .. yeah .. what the thread title says.

Outside your window.

 

[Vodhgarm]

^ no doubt there. I was watching you the whole time you know.

 

[Cognisant]

Back of the school bus, I think I was in my early teens.

Oh and underwater, who hasn't done that?

 

[shoeless]

on my drug dealer's bed.
it wasn't very dynamic though. had to be kind of secretive.

 

[Stoic Beverage]

Art class.
I was(am) a sneaky bastard.

 

[BigApplePi]

I've only read this far but I think there should be 2nd prize, 3rd prize, etc.

 

[BigApplePi]

In someone's vagina. I wasn't very close to her. She was in a very strange place (I can't tell you) and I was there too.

 

[BigApplePi]

Outside your window.

I peeped. Saw the whole thing.