Oh fuck you, I'm late to the party so I have to read every post before I add my piece and just as I'm getting to the end I find someone has posted a link.
You utter troll -.-
Anyway my thoughts on this is that if you put something on a table it's above the ground and therefore has potential kinetic energy and it is this storage of energy that reveals the fundamental nature of energy (and thus matter which is comprised of energy) as information, because nothing about the object itself has changed, the energy exists as a hypothetical yet real potential, indeed a potential that as far as we know cannot be created or destroyed.
Does this mean we're living in a simulation?
Well existentially speaking it doesn't really matter, the search for authenticity sank with the ship of Theseus.