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Recipe For Madness

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On IRC we were ever so briefly discussing madness. I wondered what would be in a 'recipe for madness'. As I can take things ultra literally at times. You wouldn't believe the jokes I make with that.

So we need ingredients and a procedure to get to madness.

Please insert ingredients here and what quantities:
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And describe how you would mix, blend, or process them here:
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Start with a solid foundation of simultaneous awareness and unused high IQ (Spearman's g/whatev) of a quality at least 2 standard deviations above the mean.

Add:

-3 tablespoons of confusion of literal and figurative, literally. ;)
-Insomnia. The whole box.
-Half a cup of periodic intense focus.
-A hearty dose of don't give a fuck. At least a couple heaping handfulls.
-A ridiculous amount of absolute trust in oneself and everyone else.
-An equal amount of absolute distrust in oneself (only ratio matters, not quantity).
-30lbs of evaporable pure fear.
-Sarcasm to taste.
-Sprinkles of dreams, nightmares, and deja vu (Careful. Sometimes the screen comes off of the bottle and you pour in half the bottle instead of just a few sprinkles).

Sal covered my methods for the most part. He just left out the alpacas (still far greater than llamas! :p) and the fancy gadgetry and ritual that I conceive in the moment :D
 

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The absolute truth about everything.


Ingested according to preference.
Immediate onset of insanity, followed by eventual death.
Enjoy.
 

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Take the entire concept of time from our existence and see what happens.
 
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