Nobody's ever held onto my love handles while making love. WTF
SpaceYeti Prolific Member Local time Today 11:02 AM Joined Aug 14, 2010 Messages 5,592 --- Location Crap Jun 17, 2013 #1 Nobody's ever held onto my love handles while making love. WTF
BigApplePi Banned Local time Today 1:02 PM Joined Jan 8, 2010 Messages 8,984 --- Location New York City (The Big Apple) & State Jun 17, 2013 #2 You need to advertise more.
TimeAsylums Prolific Member Local time Today 11:02 AM Joined May 9, 2013 Messages 3,127 --- Jun 17, 2013 #3 because they've got all their fingers stuck in ya bum! plain and simple
Duxwing I've Overcome Existential Despair Local time Today 1:02 PM Joined Sep 9, 2012 Messages 3,783 --- Jun 17, 2013 #4 Ask your wife to hold your lovehandles while making love when you get leave again. -Duxwing
BigApplePi Banned Local time Today 1:02 PM Joined Jan 8, 2010 Messages 8,984 --- Location New York City (The Big Apple) & State Jun 17, 2013 #5 That and as an enhancement you can hold onto your own love handles ... doubling the thrill.
Solitaire U. Last of the V-8 Interceptors Local time Today 10:02 AM Joined Dec 5, 2010 Messages 1,453 --- Jun 17, 2013 #6 Probably because they're too busy spanking and pounding that big old white ass.
ApostateAbe Banned Local time Today 12:02 PM Joined Jul 23, 2010 Messages 1,272 --- Location MT Jun 17, 2013 #7 SpaceYeti said: Nobody's ever held onto my love handles while making love. WTF Click to expand... Don't be afraid to tell your next callgirl about the purpose of those love handles.
SpaceYeti said: Nobody's ever held onto my love handles while making love. WTF Click to expand... Don't be afraid to tell your next callgirl about the purpose of those love handles.
tokoum Redshirt Local time Today 1:02 PM Joined Jun 18, 2013 Messages 7 --- Jun 19, 2013 #8 Brah, you just need to grow your love handles. They're clearly just not big enough.
just george Bull**** Artist ENTP 8w7 Local time Tomorrow 4:32 AM Joined Jan 20, 2013 Messages 881 --- Location That madhouse planet in the Milky Way Jun 22, 2013 #9 date a woman with bigger hands maybe?
own8ge Existential Nihilist Local time Today 6:02 PM Joined May 31, 2012 Messages 1,039 --- Jun 22, 2013 #10 SpaceYeti said: Nobody's ever held onto my love handles while making love. WTF Click to expand... Would you want that? Or is this some kind of joke thread?
SpaceYeti said: Nobody's ever held onto my love handles while making love. WTF Click to expand... Would you want that? Or is this some kind of joke thread?
SpaceYeti Prolific Member Local time Today 11:02 AM Joined Aug 14, 2010 Messages 5,592 --- Location Crap Jun 22, 2013 #11 own8ge said: joke thread Click to expand... Yes