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INeedToPee

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i really like kids for some reason (i am not a pedophile :angel:). they are the only people to make me crack a smile through my normal serious facade. when i am on the train i like to watch them run around and go apeshit. im not one of those people who talk to babies or anything, but they are cute and interesting creatures.

does anyone else like kids too, or am i just a creep? :o
 

own8ge

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YES. I love them. (No Pedo)
They are so interesting and genuine. And they don't give a fuck about your appearances or anything > They are the only people that seem rational. :D
Perhaps it is, because they haven't been so intensely brainwashed yet unlike 99 percent of adolescents and adults atm...
 

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Yeah kids are amazing. (feels like he would break the chain if he didn't say "no pedo")
 

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I like kids as well. Actually pursued a career in childcare for that reason - though it really drained me so I had to quit.

I think they really are a lot more rational than adults. Despite what their parents may think / believe. Or at least, a lot more willing to listen to reason. But they'll take anyones message as reason. I just tried to tell all of them to think for themselves, and explained what the logic of the situation was.
 

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Kids are fun, but when I'm busy or not in the mood to be playful, I can be annoyed by them aswell. (obviously without letting them notice.) I love taunting them in a playful manner, it's just hilarious. Kids aren't exactly the only ones that can make me smile, tho... Sometimes I genuinely just enjoy playing their crazy games along with them. Perhaps it's just nostalgia? ;)
 

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i really like kids for some reason (i am not a pedophile :angel:). they are the only people to make me crack a smile through my normal serious facade. when i am on the train i like to watch them run around and go apeshit. im not one of those people who talk to babies or anything, but they are cute and interesting creatures.

does anyone else like kids too, or am i just a creep? :o

I too enjoy the company of little ones, provided that they don't wind up in mischief that I don't know about. Mischief in and of itself is only slightly worrisome, no more than driving an automobile or leaping down a flight of stairs; unknown mischief is more worrisome because I cannot set bounds on what could go wrong. Nevertheless, as a once indefatigable adventurer, I must understand that they bear that shining voice of reason inside them which too guided me through roaring streets, creaking treetops, and ear-piercing back yard explosions. My worry, then, can only surface if I look down upon them as lesser, unintelligent beings incapable of understanding and controlling the risks of their actions. Whether they deserve to be so viewed, then, is of the utmost importance to their well-being and my staying out of jail.

Nevertheless, provided that they've thought their actions through and created a safe plan for getting their kicks, nothing short of the law is beyond acceptability. Parkour off a three-story building? Fine. Racing on a registered, monitored track? Sure. Sneaking out at night to set off a propane tank? No way-- tell me first. Nevertheless, seeing them charge through the playground leading an imaginary army gives me feelings of nostalgia and warmth, which, perhaps, form the basis of the bond between parent and child during those tender early years. Hence, I see children as one of life's best forms of entertainment: a liberation from those inhibitions that we all put on to become "grown up" "civilized" or "mature".

Therefore I often look upon them as a symbol for what could be: a world of fun and games innocent of the Darwinistic social forces that we learn, to our horror, surround us. As a more potent example, when was the last time that a five year old got on his tricycle and did a drive-by on the first-grader down the street? Clearly, puberty changes us into something different, something willing, able, almost eager to make and take life.

-Duxwing
 

INeedToPee

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They are so interesting and genuine. And they don't give a fuck about your appearances or anything > They are the only people that seem rational. :D
Perhaps it is, because they haven't been so intensely brainwashed yet unlike 99 percent of adolescents and adults atm...
i agree, they have a certain purity that i find quite admirable


Hence, I see children as one of life's best forms of entertainment: a liberation from those inhibitions that we all put on to become "grown up" "civilized" or "mature".

Therefore I often look upon them as a symbol for what could be: a world of fun and games innocent of the Darwinistic social forces that we learn, to our horror, surround us. As a more potent example, when was the last time that a five year old got on his tricycle and did a drive-by on the first-grader down the street? Clearly, puberty changes us into something different, something willing, able, almost eager to make and take life.

-Duxwing
i definitely see that. i thought that when i turned 18 (within the last year), i would be a lot more free and independent. and i was, but at the same time there are so much responsibilities and expectations that have been dropped upon me. although i love "adult"hood (i feel like i've been waiting for that transition point for a long time during my teenage years) and the independence that comes with going to college, i really do miss the simpler times...
 

TheScornedReflex

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Hate them. Noisy little drones buzzing every which way.
 

Solitaire U.

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You BABY-RAPING PEDO! No, just kidding. :) Isn't it weird how pedophile paranoia has everyone posting 'Anti-Pedophile' disclaimers? Show some balls! (but don't show any kids your balls...that would be pedo-ish.) Admit that you love the little brats unconditionally.

Generally, I do love kids, but I also work with them every day. Sometimes their somewhat irrational behavior and propensity for 'thinking outside the lines of reason' wears on my nerves a bit.

Ironically, I also find their irrational behavior and tendency to think outside the lines of reason to be highly intreaguing (BUT BY NO MEANS SEXUALLY AROUSING!).
 

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I like the presence of kids much more than the idea of kids. :cat:

I guess I show kids attention and love because I was abused as a very young kid. There's still some resentment against my parents for not being there. It happened in a park.
 

Duxwing

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I like the presence of kids much more than the idea of kids. :cat:

I guess I show kids attention and love because I was abused as a very young kid. There's still some resentment against my parents for not being there. It happened in a park.

I don't want to sound like a grammar stickler, but your antecedent is unclear. Did your parents abuse you in a park, or did you, whilst in a park, show love and attention to some kids?

-Duxwing
 

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^ S/he was abused in a park when s/he was a very young kid, and s/he's pissed at his/her parents because they weren't there to protect him/her. S/he now attempts to compensate for this horrific thing that happened to him/her by treating kids with love and affection. Snafupants doesn't want any kid to relive what s/he experienced.

@snafupants

Duxwing and I would like to hear all the gory details of your abuse. Are you willing to share?
 

Duxwing

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^ S/he was abused in a park when s/he was a very young kid, and s/he's pissed at his/her parents because they weren't there to protect him/her. S/he now attempts to compensate for this horrific thing that happened to him/her by treating kids with love and affection. Snafupants doesn't want any kid to relive what s/he experienced.

Ah, thank you.

@snafupants

Duxwing and I would like to hear all the gory details of your abuse. Are you willing to share?

The bluntness is strong in this one. :)

Not to be preachy, but a little more tact might be in order. :D

-Duxwing
 

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^ S/he was abused in a park when s/he was a very young kid, and s/he's pissed at his/her parents because they weren't there to protect him/her.

Basically. I mean, that depiction sounds dramatic/freudian but I was under age three when it happened. Some amount of oversight may have been preventative and appropriate.

S/he now attempts to compensate for this horrific thing that happened to him/her by treating kids with love and affection. Snafupants doesn't want any kid to relive what s/he experienced.
Yeah, Michael Jackson syndrome. :D

I also had pretty indifferent/unresponsive parents. Dad worked all the time and mom drank wine and imbibed in weed.

Duxwing and I would like to hear all the gory details of your abuse. Are you willing to share?

This might sound absurd, but I was sexually fondled and slightly mutilated with a knife in the park's sandbox by two men. I'm still not sure where mom was but she seemed guilty enough afterwards.

It happened pretty early in toddlerhood/childhood though. I, subsequent to the incident, formed this connection with my grandmother who saw me through convalescence.

It doesn't really affect me in negative/overt ways today. So, there it is.
 

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Interesting. Indeed it does sound absurd, but then human behavior is such an absurd construct. What the hell!?

Anyway, please pardon my tactlessness and thanks for sharing (Say thank you, Dux. :) ).
 

Duxwing

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Basically. I mean, that depiction sounds dramatic/freudian but I was under age three when it happened. Some amount of oversight may have been preventative and appropriate.


Yeah, Michael Jackson syndrome. :D

I also had pretty indifferent/unresponsive parents. Dad worked all the time and mom drank wine and imbibed in weed.



This might sound absurd, but I was sexually fondled and slightly mutilated with a knife in the park's sandbox by two men. I'm still not sure where mom was but she seemed guilty enough afterwards.

It happened pretty early in toddlerhood/childhood though. I, subsequent to the incident, formed this connection with my grandmother who saw me through convalescence.

It doesn't really affect me in negative/overt ways today. So, there it is.

Thanks, snafupants. I hope that your experience continues to be only a memory. :)

*Raises glass* To better days!

-Duxwing
 

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For INTP's* only:

Kids are to a _____________

as a

random number generator is to a ____________ .
________________________________________

*You can be an exception.
 
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Duxwing

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For INTP's* only:

Kids are to a _____________

as a

random number generator is to a ____________ .
________________________________________

*You can be an exception.

Kids are to a loving parent as a random number generator is to a password hack attempt: there's a lot of waiting, but it's sure to pay off in the end.

-Duxwing
 
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