hi

[grapefruit]

i am grapefruit. i am a delicious, pink, and somewhat bitter citrus fruit.

i am best enjoyed juiced with vodka, or else sprinkled with sugar and eaten with a spoon.

i am an intp. i am also a good source of vitamin c.

hello.

 

[EloquentBohemian]

So, in other words: "I am INTP grapefruit. Bite me."?

Hi and welcome to the forum.

 

[loveofreason]

You'll find plenty of takers here.

Is it byo spoon and sugar?

 

[LucasM]

Sugar to offset the bitterness. Mmmm. You ARE tasty.

 

[grapefruit]

Sugar to offset the bitterness. Mmmm. You ARE tasty.

the best breakfast you'll ever have.

 

[flow]

I'm wondering what other fruits could potentially be INTPs as well...hmm... and I've heard apples wake you up in the morning better than coffee, does grapefruit offer vitamin C AND energy!?

 

[Ogion]

Hi and welcome to the forum, vitamin c supply. May you find interesting and enlighening discussions

*waits for Noidiots to find this...*

Ogion

 

[NoID10ts]

Well I've always thought of myself as a formerly nice, juicy, plump, piece of passion fruit that is now rotted and crawling with worms, amidst a thorn bush that no longer produces any roses and grows amidst the decaying flesh of rats and grass snakes, and is only nourished by the tepid water of the local sewer and sunlight that is filtered through a maze of spider webs and old rusty tin cans.

But that's just me.

Welcome though! I love grapefruit!

 

[Titania]

I never thought anything pink could be INTP but ... Mmmm, you really taste like one. Welcome aboard.

 

[grapefruit]

what is pink but a faded red?

 

[Gorgrim]

if anything, i'd be a lemon.... all sour and yummy....

 

[Ermine]

I don't get why everyone eats their grapefruit with a spoon. It's a lot less bitter, tastier, and more productive to peel it like an orange.

I'd say I'm a lime. Plain looking, obscure, but I have a unique zesty flavor and full of surprises.