Hello, I'm new. You can greet me, if that's your bag.

[Little One]

And if that's not your bag, that's cool, too. I find introductions to be a wholly discomfiting experience.

 

[catatonic]

Hello little one.
How little are you?

 

[Little One]

Hello catatonic, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm the smallest thing of which I am aware. I'm so small the breeze tosses me about like a tempest.

 

[RedN]

can you be my pet?

 

[Little One]

can you be my pet?

Hello RedN. Unequivocally yes.

 

[RedN]

oh wow. you'll be my pet from now on!!!

i just need to get a collar for you and chain so i can walk you around.

hey hey lick my hand

 

[Little One]

 

[RedN]

ohohohohoh mwahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaahhhahaaaaaaaaa



ok here get on all fours and ill ride on your back ok. now take me... to a hamburger place. i want a burger prontooooo if youre good ill buy you chili fries

 

[catatonic]

Hello catatonic, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm the smallest thing of which I am aware. I'm so small the breeze tosses me about like a tempest.

but i'm a hobbit.

 

[RedN]

i didnt scare him did i