Confessions

[TimeAsylums]

Because everyone here is zealously religious and spiritual (in the stereotypical, modern, pop sense)

Use spoilers and make that confession you're just dying to get off your chest

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Father,

my girlfriend prefers me soft

forgive me

 

[SpaceYeti]

I like Dynasty Warriors.

 

[TheScornedReflex]

Please don't tell me there is something wrong with Dynasty Warriors.

 

[Cognisant]

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I haven't met my sin quota yet.

Forgive me *shoots the priest through the screen*

Or not, whatever.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

*Moved to Elysium* 1) It's hidden from the public eye within the inner sanctum 2) I henceforth invoke immortality.

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I have broken 10 of the 13 commandments, counting each of the 13 rows in the table as one.

 

[Hadoblado]

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I'm in the middle of a conversation all in binary. 01000010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 00100000 01001001 00100111 01101101 00100000 01110101 01110011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110100 00101110 00100000

 

[TimeAsylums]

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I henceforth invoke immortality.

ha

 

[DelusiveNinja]

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I'm not a ninja (yet).
I'm an assassin. *stab*

 

[Soulreaper]

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[ZenRaiden]

I quiet often pretend to understand people, but really I have no clue. I am just tired of asking.

 

[Montresor]

This thread is viewable by all.

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I go on uncontrollable crime sprees when wronged

 

[Puffy]

I like Dynasty Warriors.

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[Cavallier]

OMG!

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I sometimes text "OMG" without sarcasm.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

Hmmmm....

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My Omegle opening line is "Any interest in sex, drugs, violence, the occult, sociopathy, card counting, or waffles?"

 

[GodOfOrder]

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I am actually God, and have spoken unto the interwebs.

 

[Pinion]

Well...

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I have such disturbing compulsions I'm glad I'm broke and lazy.

I was driving past some abandoned junk on the side of the road today and I had to wonder, "What if I left a fucking machine out here?" Like, a full table of a fucking machine and watched people's reactions coming up to it or looking at it out their window. Maybe left it on, gyrating wildly into the air.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

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I have dumped a 5 gallon bucket of my own urine on my neighbor's front porch in the middle of January/winter.

 

[Hadoblado]

This is now a 'where I am ashamed to have pissed' thread.

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I once got wasted with a bunch of friends, climbed a tree near my neighbors house and took wide swipes all over their water tank, gutter, and car.

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

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I've shit in the toilet tank at a former job. (Which I subsequently quit).

 

[Lol]

I should have done more to help

 

[TheScornedReflex]

I ditched work today because it seemed too nice of a day to work.. Even though I won't go outside.

 

[Sinny91]

 

[dark+matters]

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I think my "real life" friends' status updates, comments and reposts on social media are sometimes painfully stupid. *waits for the rotten tomatoes to fly in her direction!* I am not allow say that anywhere but here! lol Come on... articles about anxiety disorders as an excuse for being a jerk? "I'd rather be good than do good?" Someone who doesn't have more than 85 friends on Facebook is probably some kind of sociopath?! All the political and religious posts? Ooooy! The amount of picking apart I have secretly wanted to do with the ideas the people around me have, for years now...

Seriously though... I think about how the people I let into my life are changing, how my attitude towards relationships is changing and what is and is not acceptable in a relationship and... I don't know how things are going to turn out for me. I'll probably be some grouchy cat lady at age... 35 or something.

But it'll happen soon.

Why is the guy on the sidewalk next to me doing push ups on the pavement...

Edit: *sigh* I forgot about the rant about how Obama isn't black. That had the potential for something interesting but... nothing. No blooming. Well... poop.

 

[Pyropyro]

I hate pants. Pants are of the devil.

 

[TheManBeyond]

I tried to find daisys destruction without entering on the deep web. Too lazy to go there

 

[dark+matters]

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Confession #2- Every time I read TheManBeyond's posts, I read them in Antonio Banderas' voice. I have long suspected that this makes me a racist.

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Confession #3- Every time I read Pyropyro's posts, I envision the story about the love struck girl howling his name into the wind at the wrong house. I don't think I can read his user name without seeing/hearing that.

 

[Pizzabeak]

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I think my "real life" friends' status updates, comments and reposts on social media are sometimes painfully stupid. *waits for the rotten tomatoes to fly in her direction!* I am not allow say that anywhere but here! lol Come on... articles about anxiety disorders as an excuse for being a jerk? "I'd rather be good than do good?" Someone who doesn't have more than 85 friends on Facebook is probably some kind of sociopath?! All the political and religious posts? Ooooy! The amount of picking apart I have secretly wanted to do with the ideas the people around me have, for years now...

Seriously though... I think about how the people I let into my life are changing, how my attitude towards relationships is changing and what is and is not acceptable in a relationship and... I don't know how things are going to turn out for me. I'll probably be some grouchy cat lady at age... 35 or something.

But it'll happen soon.

Why is the guy on the sidewalk next to me doing push ups on the pavement...

Edit: *sigh* I forgot about the rant about how Obama isn't black. That had the potential for something interesting but... nothing. No blooming. Well... poop.

What kind of things are and aren't acceptable in a relationship to you.

 

[Sir Eus Lee]

I've trained my Si to tell Ne to make stupid comments. I can't stop it. I want to learn to be silent again. That would be great.

 

[Ex-User (8886)]

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https://youtu.be/M4B-PysR_4s?t=26s

 

[Ex-User (9086)]

*A hunched person scurries over. Inspects the place turning around. Their disfigured face, pale; sweating profusely, it speaks quaveringly*

I have to confess I didn't make a confession for years. No longer does this unbearable feeling of guilt of concealing the fact of not revealing confessions haunt me.

 

[dark+matters]

I've trained my Si to tell Ne to make stupid comments. I can't stop it. I want to learn to be silent again. That would be great.

Actually, pizzabeak, I was about to say that passive aggressive bullying has been a very serious problem for me this year. Using passive aggressive manipulation in order to fuel one's ego or other needs (Fe needs) is unacceptable behavior.

I'm not sure if they or others know it or not, but I feel a sense of affection for both Pyropyro and TheManBeyond. I was joking! And it's actually that same sense of affection for my "real life" friends that leads me to tolerate their vices and discharge my complaints in a venue which will almost certainly never affect them or hurt their feelings.

So Sir Eus Lee, do not interact with my posts in the future. The way you express your concerns is unethical. If you do interact with me in the future after my having let you know how I feel, I'll consider it harassment. I don't know if the mods will or not, but in my world, you will be a bully.

Enjoy feeling powerful after having ruined someone's morning.

 

[Yellow]

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Confession #2- Every time I read TheManBeyond's posts, I read them in Antonio Banderas' voice. I have long suspected that this makes me a racist.

Dammit, DM, now I'm doing it. Except I'm envisioning Puss in Boots. I'm trying to resist the urge to reread every single post he's ever written... Fuck it. I'm going in.

Edit: help! I can't stop! I just realised that I'm reading them out loud in the accent. What have you done?!

 

[Perfectly Normal Beast]

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i admit nothing!

 

[TheManBeyond]

today i bought this faith no more tshirt:

front:

[BIMG]http://www.bandstores.co.uk/prodimages/Faith-No-More/Mens-Dog-Logo-Vintage-T-Shirt-(Black).jpg[/BIMG]

back:

[BIMG]http://bestrocktshirts.com/site/components/com_jshopping/files/img_products/full_9282a5637d133b0f16e9828b979b9cd4.jpg[/BIMG]

i wear it and did some research by the center of athens, near to monasteraki and suddenly in front of an orthodoxic church a pile of these appeared:

it was funny cuz some were looking at me, i felt good

 

[Frankie]

I'm too lazy for my own good. Without the way society is structured, I'd be happy to just live everyday with food, shelter and... I probably won't need clothes 'cause I have no desire to go out *sigh*

 

[A_Scanner_Darkly]

I hate when people find out what school I graduated from and automatically comment on how smart I must be. As if the ability to think what your professors tell you to think and jump through hoops like a trained circus monkey constitute intelligence. Not to mention there were plenty of idiots attending that same school, and many of them graduated with higher GPAs than mine. Also not to mention that innumerable far more talented but less privileged people than me couldn't attend such a school solely for the fact of their lack of privilege and/or parental support and/or something else altogether.

Please STFU about how smart I must be.

 

[Frankie]

I hate when people find out what school I graduated from and automatically comment on how smart I must be. As if the ability to think what your professors tell you to think and jump through hoops like a trained circus monkey constitute intelligence. Not to mention there were plenty of idiots attending that same school, and many of them graduated with higher GPAs than mine. Also not to mention that innumerable far more talented but underprivileged people than me couldn't attend such a school solely for the fact of their lack of privilege and/or parental support and/or something else altogether.

Please STFU about how smart I must be.

What school did you graduate from?

 

[TheManBeyond]

i think he's trying to separate his persona from objective social measure tools
your question is not going to help him

 

[A_Scanner_Darkly]

What school did you graduate from?

Eh, don't really want to disclose the precise information for a few reasons.

But it was one of the UCs.

i think he's trying to separate his persona from objective social measure tools
your question is not going to help him

LOL

So is Greece as bad as the media would have me believe?

Besides, some of it is just "small talk" patterns. Doesn't mean it's not annoying, but it can simply be people fishing for something positive to say when they're not sure what else to say. My 6'4" son was tall at an early age, and he got really sick of adults trying to make small talk with him by suggesting he must be on the basketball team. (He would rant about it afterwards because he thought they were being stupid.) It's people fishing for some surface connection to implement a conversation.

This is true, some of the time. But as to the remainder...

INTP friend who graduated from Columbia hates it even more than I do.

Just angry about the mass perception that (prestigious) academic institutions have a monopoly on intelligence and truth; I think I may be even more angry about what these institutions can tend to do with this authority. Reminds me just a bit too much of the Church in bygone eras; Pope Francis seems chill, though...

But did you just respond to me in your post sequentially appearing before the post of mine you were Quoting? BWA HA HA HA! We're setting up an endless paradoxical time loop that shall suck in the whole forum in its wake!

That would be a veritable shame. I wouldn't know where to go if that were to happen -- certainly not with the NPD-suffering (though I think not literally suffering) INTJs.

Oh, wait, I did it again! But with a double paradoxical time loop each nullifies the other? Or perhaps I've created not two but four discrete timelines, or...*vanishes into the four-fold void*

 

[Jennywocky]

Besides, some of it is just "small talk" patterns. Doesn't mean it's not annoying, but it can simply be people fishing for something positive to say when they're not sure what else to say. My 6'4" son was tall at an early age, and he got really sick of adults trying to make small talk with him by suggesting he must be on the basketball team. (He would rant about it afterwards because he thought they were being stupid.) It's people fishing for some surface connection to implement a conversation.

Just angry about the mass perception that (prestigious) academic institutions have a monopoly on intelligence and truth; I think I may be even more angry about what these institutions can tend to do with this authority. Reminds me just a bit too much of the Church in bygone eras; Pope Francis seems chill, though...

No arguments there.

But did you just respond to me in your post sequentially appearing before the post of mine you were Quoting? BWA HA HA HA! We're setting up an endless paradoxical time loop that shall suck in the whole forum in its wake!

 

[Sinny91]

I've over heard juicer confessions in church.

.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5pyl0bIvVs&app=desktop

 

[Jennywocky]

Sometimes...

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I chase my cat around the apartment doing this:

He gets a bit wiggy but always retreats to his one mote of sanity: His feeding dish.

Damn cat. Ruins the game.

 

[Ex-User (11125)]

In winter 1842, i escaped the cotton factory were i was working for minimum wages and, armed with only my dreams of silk and finery, fared on bravely until I collapsed on the porch of a pawnbroker's shop that belonged to a widow and she took me in out of pity and was going to politely kick me out but alas I had tamed her mad dog lassie and she was so impressed and decided to keep me and we had such fun times like when I rubbed castor oil on her knees and stuff but then she fell ill and she was so mad on her deathbed bc her only son Harvey did not visit her even after I sent him a letter but the truth is I never sent him one. and then she left everything she had to me and now im v rich but also sad and im eating truffles and crying in my satin nightgown rn and nothing will alleviate this guilt and sorrow

 

[Yellow]

Wait. The UCs are special? Among the only segment of my extended family that's worth a damn, all of "the cousins" graduated from various UCs. I just assumed they were the most available network of universities in the state. Oh well. Looks like I missed the "pretend to be impressed" boat by 10-20 years. I can name four US universities that I know I'm supposed to be impressed by. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and CalTech. Except, I've hung around Yale too much, and it isn't really impressive. I assumed the rest were more or less ordinary.

 

[TheManBeyond]

So is Greece as bad as the media would have me believe?

Man i was thinking about it since i arrived here, you can't see anything different from any other big city, all shit is opened until 5 am, people buying, people hanging out having fun, the place is alive. When i saw the news i was like damn dunno if its going to be a safe place, the thing about the refugees was also in my mind.
So far i've seens tons of public support to the refugees, i also have seen some relatively small protests but nothing that hardcore. Even the other day were the elections and everything was so normal.
The only thing i've seen was a squadron of riot police marching to a protest near here but it wasn't a big thing, apparently it had to do with an antiracism movement or something. I suppose just to watch over it.
But you know, i don't think an apocalypse will warn humanity before it happens.

 

[onesteptwostep]

Confessions from our dear philosopher friends

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/dail...ilosophers-breakup-letters-throughout-history

 

[A_Scanner_Darkly]

Wait. The UCs are special? Among the only segment of my extended family that's worth a damn, all of "the cousins" graduated from various UCs. I just assumed they were the most available network of universities in the state. Oh well. Looks like I missed the "pretend to be impressed" boat by 10-20 years. I can name four US universities that I know I'm supposed to be impressed by. Harvard, Yale, MIT, and CalTech. Except, I've hung around Yale too much, and it isn't really impressive. I assumed the rest were more or less ordinary.

Well, the Big Three (Berkeley, LA, SD) have a substantial cult following; the rest are perceived as average. Not surprising to me actually, since the Golden State draws in much wealth and talent for several reasons. I want to say roughly half the student body at my school was international students, mostly Asian.

I actually visited the alma mater just yesterday. Kind of surreal being immersed in a density of talent, knowledge, intelligence of that magnitude again, but I don't miss the noise pollution or the crowds...

 

[Brontosaurie]

 

[Seteleechete]

I am a sympathetic, humane, compassionate and humananitarian human being that would never blatantly confess falsehood for my own amusement.

 

[Frankie]

In winter 1842, i escaped the cotton factory were i was working for minimum wages and, armed with only my dreams of silk and finery, fared on bravely until I collapsed on the porch of a pawnbroker's shop that belonged to a widow and she took me in out of pity and was going to politely kick me out but alas I had tamed her mad dog lassie and she was so impressed and decided to keep me and we had such fun times like when I rubbed castor oil on her knees and stuff but then she fell ill and she was so mad on her deathbed bc her only son Harvey did not visit her even after I sent him a letter but the truth is I never sent him one. and then she left everything she had to me and now im v rich but also sad and im eating truffles and crying in my satin nightgown rn and nothing will alleviate this guilt and sorrow

Go ye forth in peace and sin no more