You're from Sydney?! Well, perhaps that explains it. I'm not sure if I mentioned in the last message that I hate people in Sydney (...no, I didn't) but, well, I do. The youth, at least. And everyone who gets drunk and turns into an American - oops, animal, freudian slip there - with their vacant, staring eyes and mindlessly aggressive shoves. Aaaargh. Love the city, hate the friday-nighters. I can't believe you're from Sydney. Hardly anyone on this dratted forum is. I think there's Beat Mango, LAM, me and that was it till you came along and ruined our unholy trinity.
The hardness which I'd ascribed to being American comes from being a Sydneysider, I guess. Still though. I simply cannot read INTP posts in an aussie accent. It makes no sense. All those bastardised vowels. Maybe you've got a neutral accent? How else would your words come out the way they do? You're melting my brain!