wtf

[Enne]

WTH!? How did Face get their own section!?



You people are preposterious.

 

[Ulysses]

Yeah, they should seriously considering renaming this section to Ulysses' Ithaca.

 

[Enne]

I thought it was going to be Enne's Orgy.

 

[Seducer of the Homeless]

Seducer's Homeless Shelter (House of Trampish Sodomy)

 

[Toad]

Toad's Fortress of Doom

 

[Melkor]

Oh come on, seeing as I am, and always willl be the general deviant, this should be my almighty dark tower, from which I watch the forum through hooded eyes.

It could also be the place of banishment for bad people.

Like hell, only cuter.

=D

 

[loveofreason]

WTH!? How did Face get their own section!?



You people are preposterious.

me laughs.

That, my good Enne, was an experiment in permiting Face's special kind of expression a place of rehabilitation

He could have been constrained there, but you know... without self-restraint life just becomes a prison...

Expect to see some evolution of the whole section...


I think I may throw all these petty villains in there together and see which one is still standing after... ooohhh... twenty-four hours of brutal wittery...

contenders may only claim the kingdom through exercise of their many... err... talents!

 

[Melkor]

-Melkor sighs, and blows a ring of smoke into lors Face, from his comfy cushion in the corner-

Oh Lor darling dearest.

Don't go having delusions, won't you now.

You know very well that I could beat the seven shades from each and everyone of those pan-handling nay-sayers, and that any form of competition should be considered, at best, entirely ceremonial.

And as you know, I'm not a man of ceremony, why dress things up in ribbon?

Why dance about waving your aesthetics like some sort of fondly formed Lepidoptera!!

It doesn't make sense to do so, when you can do things the straight and speedy way.

Apply aesthetics to leisure, yes, in bucketloads if you must, but not when achieving.

You see my point don't you dearest?

Now just be handing over the keys or I daresay I'll have to get up off my chair and proceed with the witty banter punctuated with mild violence and distasteful threats.

 

[loveofreason]

Oh, please do, I'm waiting.

*folds little butterfly hands and smiles benignly*

 

[Melkor]

-Melkor sighs deeply, stubs his cigar out on his left hand and promptly stands up, brushing down his nice leather overcoat-
WELL.

I always thought more of you, I must admit.

I mean, surely you don't actually think for a fraction of a second that you can resist the lure of my ermmm magical consistencies?

I mean..

oh..

Is that your auntie calling?

into the cupboard with me..

AHA!

-Melkor takes this chance to smash a chair across Lors temple, and she slowly slides to the floor, a sort of disgustfully happy look on her face-

Right.

Now to check the body.

 

[loveofreason]

Lor's Auntie walks in with her elbow length pink rubber gloves and a really long broom.....

 

[Melkor]

-Melkor adopts his 'angel' guise-

Why..

hello there ma'am.

I was just looking for Miss.Koopa.

Do you know where I can find a miss koopa?

She said she'd be around, but I was spining and spining and spinning around the room, and I still can't see her, and my head hurts.


-sniffle-

 

[loveofreason]

*regains consciousness*

Lor hears a sniffling Melkor making whiny sounds and lying his pathetic little face off... she grabs him by the ankle and bites so hard that her teeth can't sink any further due to the clumsy little bones of his smelly foot.

 

[Melkor]

ARGHHHH S**T!

FU**ING STUPID LITTLE B**TARD HAS ME BY THE F**KING LEG!


WHAT THE F***G IS THIS STUPID LITTE W**KER OF A G**SHITE DOING ON MY GOD-DAMNED LEG!


ARGHHHH *#*%&^@~^%&~@?&%$^%^!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh..

Is your aunt okay?

 

[loveofreason]

Yeah... if epileptic rage is okay...

*watches for a minute, grinning*

*turns to Melkor*

MY HERO!!!

*throws arms round Melkor and squeezes him till he can't breathe*

 

[Melkor]

-begins to choke horribly, his little fragile neck not quite able to take the full weight of Lor when suddenly..


SNAAAAAPP!!!!!

 

[loveofreason]

Excellent... the two most bothersome people in my life dead... and I didn't even have to raise a sweat...

 

[Melkor]

Your avatar has nice boobs.


Right.

so when are we transforming the fairy castle to the dark tower?

 

[loveofreason]

She does, doesn't she?


I called the decorators... but they are all booked up till Christmas...

oh well...

*skips off*

 

[Melkor]

Oh for frigg's sake!

-Melkor runs after Lor with a scimitar in his hand and a nasty look on his face-

 

[loveofreason]

Damn!

You are just so goddamn cute when you're homicidal!

*ducks aside and trips Melkor over*

 

[Enne]

Uhm... ?

 

[Tyria]

It's how they show affection. Just watch and take in the joy of this moment

 

[Toad]

Does neone else miss Face?

We need a villain in the forum...to keep us on our toes.

Can we unban him?

 

[Melkor]

I'm not enough of a villain for you?

Besides, I bet face told you to say that Toad.

:P

 

[NoID10ts]

what.the.fuck.

 

[Melkor]

I'm tempted to enter that into my browser Noddy.

but I've since learned never to insert things you give me.

 

[NoID10ts]

Yes, that's a good plan. According to the Center for Disease Control inserting things from me is "problematic".

 

[Melkor]

I think thats quite true.

My mind still feels the corruption from the last time.

ugh...

 

[NoID10ts]

Oh you're screwed for life now. There's no going back.

 

[Melkor]

Screwed for life?

That sounds as though I won't have much time on my hands.


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