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What happened to Melllvar?

Cegorach

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He requested to be banned but ended up spamming the forum with porn before his request was answered.
 

BigApplePi

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He requested to be banned but ended up spamming the forum with porn before his request was answered.
That's like, "suicide by cop.":eek:

I recall speaking with him and he seemed dissatisfied. I would like to see him here ... at least to get things straightened out. He had lots of good ideas.
 

Mello

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We were married once.
He had an affair.
I shot him twice in the back.
So it goes.
 

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That's like, "suicide by cop.":eek:

I recall speaking with him and he seemed dissatisfied. I would like to see him here ... at least to get things straightened out. He had lots of good ideas.

Indeed.
 

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He was raeped by a fat Italian named Vinny.
 

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Just before you ask it is not my mission to have my signature in every thread Cegorach is in but...


Really? I knew he asked to be banned but never realised it was suicide by cop....
 

snafupants

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He requested to be banned but ended up spamming the forum with porn before his request was answered.

That's correct. I was flabbergasted at the gaudiness of the porn as the subsequent poster to that particular thread. The Mellinator should have committed forum suicide with quality smut at least.
 

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That's correct. I was flabbergasted at the gaudiness of the porn as the subsequent poster to that particular thread. The Mellinator should have committed forum suicide with quality smut at least.

Maybe he was in a hurry. (You do realise how annoying this is don't you?
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BigApplePi

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Maybe he was in a hurry. (You do realise how annoying this is don't you?
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Gopher I was thinking the same thing. Quality porn would have to be analyzed. To take such time for such a thing would have defeated his purpose. His purpose was to get banned ASAP.
 

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Then the 1st shot was to maim.
 

snafupants

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Gopher I was thinking the same thing. Quality porn would have to be analyzed. To take such time for such a thing would have defeated his purpose. His purpose was to get banned ASAP.

Quality porn could arise fortuitously through a google search. I have a hunch, though, that Mellverson sought out especially distasteful group sex footage. Anyway, I was clearly being ironic before; having high resolution poon tang would have been an unexpected visual treat though. If a recall correctly, the Mellvinator attached a misogynist comment to the lascivious image, meaning to remove the cultural falsities and Victorianisms associated with females today. He amply made his point. For the record, aside from the comment and the picture, Mellvar explicitly asked to be booted and then went into a tirade about attempting to leave before but being weak and other such drivel.
 

BigApplePi

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First shot was a warning shot.
You were warning him about the affair or about the 2nd shot? If I were Mellllvar, I'd find this ambiguous and righteously complain.
 

Mello

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You were warning him about the affair or about the 2nd shot? If I were Mellllvar, I'd find this ambiguous and righteously complain.

Second shot was for cheating on me.
 

Mello

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Understandable. I'm still fuzzy on the motive for the 1st shot as per previous post.

Some things can't be explained.

Well, the first shot was also for cheating on me.
So it goes.
 

BigApplePi

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Some things can't be explained.

Well, the first shot was also for cheating on me.
So it goes.
You admitted killing the mellllovator. You have some 'splaining to do.
 
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