The Zodiac

[Esurient Fere]

I wonder if the zodiac is really people noticing that the environment you're born in affects your personality. Maybe people born during a time period do share a collection of traits. I propose some one launches a huge study with thousands of people spanning decades to figure this out. They could do some variables like: What if you change northern/southern hemispheres? At what ages? What about people who live along the equator? What if we raised a generation of children inside with a completely controlled environment?
So many questions...
But I'll start here. This could be a very short line of investigation.
(Please make a little comment on MBTI and a few general traits, you know, for science.)

 

[Alias]

I, sadly, am stuck with Aquaman for a constellation.

 

[QuickTwist]

This is a great thread.

 

[Jennywocky]

Disclaimer: This formerly content-oriented post has been preempted by something far more frivolous, in order to keep things light.

Zodiac Signs Pick-Up-Lines

ARIES: "I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?"
TAURUS: "I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness."
GEMINI: "Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over."
CANCER: "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry."
LEO: "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
VIRGO: "Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet."
LIBRA: "If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever."
SCORPIO: "Your place or mine?"
SAGITTARIUS:"Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you? "
CAPRICORN: "Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?"
AQUARIUS: "You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming."
PISCES:"Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?"

Note that these jokes, like the horoscope, are terrible...

 

[QuickTwist]

I like cancer, what can I say?

 

[Yellow]

I'm most likely an xNTP (either a Ne-heavy INTP or an introverted ENTP).

My birthday was the last day of Leo for several years, but now it's the first day of Virgo (so that's what I selected in the poll). From what I recall spending a few months studying this type of astrology in my late teens, this "cusp" business means I'm supposed to be both and neither. Which is convenient, since I identify with less than half the traits of either one.

I've never left the northern hemisphere, though I've neared the equator on occasion. I was encourgaed to study astronomy and meterology as a child, but I wasn't exposed to the concept of astrology outside Bible references until I was about 12-13, if that makes a difference.


.. I just noticed that no one else answered seriously.. Dammit, see what happens when someone evokes the name of science? .. Well, fool me once...

 

[zerkalo]

Cancer infp
Also a pig in Chinese zodiac hehehhehe

CANCER: "Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry."

In the words of the tommy lee Jones "I cannot sanction this buffoonery"

 

[A_Scanner_Darkly]

Pisces INFP here

I've been wanting to explore the overlap between Myers-Briggs and Astrology myself...

Cancer infp
Also a pig in Chinese zodiac hehehhehe

I think we're s'posed to be celestial soulmates or something.

Minus the pig part.

 

[Esurient Fere]

Ah, great thread I don't ever really get what I expect and I appreciate that.

Aquaman is a great constellation!

My personal favourite horoscope was: "Whatever you're thinking of doing. DON'T"
My friend wrote the horoscopes for our high school paper.

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