The Cosmic Riddle

[riddle_man]

Step one of transcendence has been achieved! This thread will contain enigmas from start to finish. Solve them and solve it all!
I told those who were listening to stay tuned. Some of us are straight shooters and some of us like to play games. Rather than blow off Steam, some like to scratch their itch in other ways, some a bit more independent than others. Peripheral hardware can be reduced down to 2 functions, and this is how the itch ends, but let's not get too ahead of ourselves. One should need to keep tabs on the song I last listened to if they want to know how to scratch their itch, but those ultimate tabs are kind of cryptic, Blase if you will. One may think they should make note of things here, but perhaps numbers are more pertinent. Enough of this,I seem to be feeling a bit scrambled. Jcqa Zliqnbf . Solve the scramble, and you will be steered in the right direction for the next step.

 

[riddle_man]

Step one of transcendence has been achieved! This thread will contain enigmas from start to finish. Solve them and solve it all!
I told those who were listening to stay tuned. Some of us are straight shooters and some of us like to play games. Rather than blow off Steam, some like to scratch their itch in other ways, some a bit more independent than others. Peripheral hardware can be reduced down to 2 functions, and this is how the itch ends, but let's not get too ahead of ourselves. One should need to keep tabs on the song I last listened to if they want to know how to scratch their itch, but those ultimate tabs are kind of cryptic, Blase if you will. One may think they should make note of things here, but perhaps numbers are more pertinent. Enough of this,I seem to be feeling a bit scrambled. Jcqa Zliqnbf . Solve the scramble, and you will be steered in the right direction for the next step.

Blase? Don't you mean Blaise? You mean the tabs to keep are key?

 

[fractalwalrus]

Step one of transcendence has been achieved! This thread will contain enigmas from start to finish. Solve them and solve it all!
I told those who were listening to stay tuned. Some of us are straight shooters and some of us like to play games. Rather than blow off Steam, some like to scratch their itch in other ways, some a bit more independent than others. Peripheral hardware can be reduced down to 2 functions, and this is how the itch ends, but let's not get too ahead of ourselves. One should need to keep tabs on the song I last listened to if they want to know how to scratch their itch, but those ultimate tabs are kind of cryptic, Blase if you will. One may think they should make note of things here, but perhaps numbers are more pertinent. Enough of this,I seem to be feeling a bit scrambled. Jcqa Zliqnbf . Solve the scramble, and you will be steered in the right direction for the next step.

Blase? Don't you mean Blaise? You mean the tabs to keep are key?

You're me !

 

[fractalwalrus]

Step one of transcendence has been achieved! This thread will contain enigmas from start to finish. Solve them and solve it all!
I told those who were listening to stay tuned. Some of us are straight shooters and some of us like to play games. Rather than blow off Steam, some like to scratch their itch in other ways, some a bit more independent than others. Peripheral hardware can be reduced down to 2 functions, and this is how the itch ends, but let's not get too ahead of ourselves. One should need to keep tabs on the song I last listened to if they want to know how to scratch their itch, but those ultimate tabs are kind of cryptic, Blase if you will. One may think they should make note of things here, but perhaps numbers are more pertinent. Enough of this,I seem to be feeling a bit scrambled. Jcqa Zliqnbf . Solve the scramble, and you will be steered in the right direction for the next step.

Blase? Don't you mean Blaise? You mean the tabs to keep are key?

You're me !

Not like you could ever log in to that account again. You would need to dig to get those credentials. You thought no one cared. No one dared to question. I know the solution to the riddle. You wanted them to go to itch.io to find the game called "Exit reality." Not because it was your game, but because it was interesting to you. It was the thoughts of another mind. A mind that just wanted to share. No strings attached. Too bad this forum either did not want to enrich themselves, or were suspect of you, or incapable of solving highly subjective riddles. I dunno. I just live here.

 

[fractalwalrus]

Step one of transcendence has been achieved! This thread will contain enigmas from start to finish. Solve them and solve it all!
I told those who were listening to stay tuned. Some of us are straight shooters and some of us like to play games. Rather than blow off Steam, some like to scratch their itch in other ways, some a bit more independent than others. Peripheral hardware can be reduced down to 2 functions, and this is how the itch ends, but let's not get too ahead of ourselves. One should need to keep tabs on the song I last listened to if they want to know how to scratch their itch, but those ultimate tabs are kind of cryptic, Blase if you will. One may think they should make note of things here, but perhaps numbers are more pertinent. Enough of this,I seem to be feeling a bit scrambled. Jcqa Zliqnbf . Solve the scramble, and you will be steered in the right direction for the next step.

Blase? Don't you mean Blaise? You mean the tabs to keep are key?

You're me !

Not like you could ever log in to that account again. You would need to dig to get those credentials. You thought no one cared. No one dared to question. I know the solution to the riddle. You wanted them to go to itch.io to find the game called "Exit reality." Not because it was your game, but because it was interesting to you. It was the thoughts of another mind. A mind that just wanted to share. No strings attached. Too bad this forum either did not want to enrich themselves, or were suspect of you, or incapable of solving highly subjective riddles. I dunno. I just live here.

Fine. I'll give them the solution. "Tabs" was a reference to the ultimate guitar tabs website, the first few notes for the beginning of the song "Ecuador" by Sash could be input into a Vigenere cypher to unscramble the phrase: Jcqa Zliqnbf which, when unscrambled yield "exit reality." It was going to be the start of a long trail to follow, a journey into philosophical concepts. Anyways, who knows which portions of the prompt were relevant and which were not? You made it too ambiguous, too difficult. I was going to build onto it later, incorporating Puffy's avatar into it (considering Exit Reality features a buck in it). It would have been wild ride. Its fine, though. I was just trying to provoke some thought.