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Perfect method how to avoid socializing

ZenRaiden

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So I was thinking how to avoid socializing.

Some people just don't get the hint. Whether its family members or "friends" or who ever.... at work etc.

I was kind of thinking and I got to a point where there is only one perfect solution and that is writing a book.

See I want to write a book on how to avoid socializing and one method is to always tell people that you are writing a book so you cannot attend x thing or cannot go as you are busy writing a book.

If people ask you what it is about you can either tell them its a secrete and not tell them or admit it.

So you tell them its a book on how to avoid socializing.

Either way if they insist on talking about the book you talk only strictly about the book until they lose interest.

So essentially every time you see a familiar face you go straight to talking about the book until people get tired of hearing about it and start running the other direction when they see you.

There are also other methods like talking about being vegan.

Or ecology.

Its kind of what I would call holy trinity of making people want to avoid conversation with you... writing a book, talking about the book....
vegan diet...
and of course the almighty ecology.

The best part is you do not really have to talking about it in any serious manner.

IF for example someone does want to talk about any of those topics, you just develop very strong opinions that they would have to disagree with. That way you make sure you really are militant vegan and militant book writer and militant ecologist.

You don't want to be interesting, but seriously over the top opinionated.

Bottom line is everyone will avoid conversation with you are inviting you anywhere, ever.

Its a genius thing. Of course its also bullet proof.
 

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Perfect method how to avoid socializing

Stay at home and become a recluse.

Browse the internet all day.
 

ZenRaiden

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Perfect method how to avoid socializing

Stay at home and become a recluse.

Browse the internet all day.
That is the ideal, unfortunately sometimes you have to do stuff.
Being at home and being recluse is easy, but I want my options open once I do somehow end up meeting people.

You know graceful maneuvering.
Its very hard to explain to people you can be both nice and not wanting to interact with them.
 

EndogenousRebel

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This does involve socializing but maybe you can commission someone to write a manuscript for you so that if they do horrifyingly maintain their interest and continue probing you about your book, you have something to show for it.

Just like business spend money to make money. Socialize to avoid socializing.
 

ZenRaiden

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This does involve socializing but maybe you can commission someone to write a manuscript for you so that if they do horrifyingly maintain their interest and continue probing you about your book, you have something to show for it.

Just like business spend money to make money. Socialize to avoid socializing.
What?
 

EndogenousRebel

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Facilitate someone ghost writing your book, that way, if someone questions your book writing hobby, you can show them 'your' drafts, and also have a catalogue of notes you didn't have to write yourself on other methods you can use.

Maybe you can be the editor of the book, but just say you wrote it. This limits your needed (goal oriented) social interaction to one person, the ghost writer, with the only cost being money, and of course making the exception of interacting with someone socially beyond what you normally do. Socializing to avoid socializing.
get drunk/high, fuck norms,

I have too many friends that would be down for that.
 

ZenRaiden

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Can you get electricity, but no people?
 
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