One Night Stands

[Perseus]

Personal preference:

Bad sex is better than no sex ? Yes or No ?

Perservere: might get it together in the end. Except the Pony (ESFJ) girls don't understand this and all they want is a rough service.

They can stay on the "D" train and I can keep my reputation.

 

[Jules]

First reaction: depends on how bad the sex is... it can get really nasty, hey...

I see "having sex" as something different than "making love"...

 

[IfloatTHRUlife]

No sex over bad sex any day, im actually pretty oblivious to sex..

 

[Perseus]

I met a sourpuss/lemon that people may have been trying to get me acquainted with. Another disaster. She was Cat (ISFP) the worst possible match for me. Lots of Cats around because they are unfaithful. Nine times they can be bagged up and thrown in the river.

I got rejected by a Possum (ENFX junior) but it was only a passing idea. The Dogs* (ISTJ) chased her out, she growled a bit, and then she should have played dead, but ran. The Panda (ISTP) wanted to swipe her one.

*Dog called Blue.

 

[Perseus]

First reaction: depends on how bad the sex is... it can get really nasty, hey...

I see "having sex" as something different than "making love"...

The last option does not seem to be available. The Guards (SJ) are around.

 

[Jules]

The last option does not seem to be available. The Guards (SJ) are around.

You see the problem?

 

[Insanity]

I will first borrow from this quote...

"Sex is like pizza, there is great pizza...but there is no such thing as bad pizza."

That said, one night stands were never my thing.

 

[Jennywocky]

Mmmmmm... pizza!!!

 

[Thaklaar]

I will first borrow from this quote...

"Sex is like pizza, there is great pizza...but there is no such thing as bad pizza."

That said, one night stands were never my thing.

That's...really pretty accurate in my experience. I'm occasionally not in the mood for pizza, but even then the pizza is usually still worth eating. I mean, you never know when someone's gonna offer you a slice of pizza again. Still, yeah, one night stands aren't my optimum.

 

[Jordan~]

I don't know, I've eaten pretty dire pizzas before...

 

[lindsayo09]

hate one night stands. but i do love my pizza!

 

[Jennywocky]

I don't know, I've eaten pretty dire pizzas before...

Wow. They must have been pretty dire. ("One castor-oil and petroleum jelly pizza with pencil-shaving sprinkles, coming right up!")

 

[Inappropriate Behavior]

I just had home-made perreroni and anchovy pizza. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm!

Haven't had sex in awhile....

 

[FacetiousPersona]

I ordered a pizza at a nightclub once and received no pineapple as a topping. I like the sweetness and there was none on that night.

 

[chocolate]

The other night I was out with a bunch of people and my friend (an INTP actually!) ordered a hawaiian pizza. I was so impressed; everyone else I know thinks pineapple is gross on pizza (and hence I am somehow gross for liking it).

So that makes three of us (I'm taking your post literally FP).

 

[cheese]

I love hawaiian pizza!

Chocky, join the dinos

 

[Sugarpop]

Pineapple and chicken should always be et together.

Chocky, don't join the dinos.

 

[cheese]

Sugarpop, YOU should join the dinos as well. It's all in the pineapple.

(Chocky I wouldn't listen to someone who is clearly into child porn of the furry variety.)

 

[truthseeker72]

One-night stands, like pizza, are overrated and surprisingly unfulfilling.

 

[Insanity]

Try pineapple and mushroom pizza sometime...it's fantastic.

 

[Ermine]

I love pineapple on my pizza! Especially when the edges of the pineapple are toasted.

No one night stands for me.

 

[Kuu]

hmmnn hawaiian pizza

sex? wha?

 

[Sugarpop]

Sugarpop, YOU should join the dinos as well. It's all in the pineapple.

(Chocky I wouldn't listen to someone who is clearly into child porn of the furry variety.)

I doubt that pineapples and dinosaurs ever coexisted. Besides, no dino is sophisticated enough bake a pizza. This would lead to a one-sided interspecies dependency, and ultimately the fall of the dinos.

Pineapple on a pizza is rather overrated, but pineapples fit nicely in with a salad or chicken and rice.

PS: If there's hair on the cub, it's OK to rub.

 

[cheese]

It's ok to be gay, sugar. We'll still accept you. <3

 

[Madoness]

Well I'm almost incapable of expressing my feelings in a longrun, so it seems one night stands are the best fit for me now, though, at some point in the near future I should look for some stability in life. But just not yet, not just yet....

 

[NoID10ts]

I'm far to lazy to read this thread. Is someone offering?

 

[fullerene]

what would your wife do if she saw this place?

 

[NoID10ts]

what would your wife do if she saw this place?

Are you the one offering? And are you trying to offer it to my wife, you bastard?

 

[Sugarpop]

Are you the one offering? And are you trying to offer it to my wife, you bastard?

Are you some kind of hippie or something?

 

[NoID10ts]

I insulate my house with dead hippies.

 

[Melkor]

It's ok to be gay, sugar. We'll still accept you. <3

Well I won't! Cheese is just relating to you.

 

[NoID10ts]

Well I won't! Cheese is just relating to you.

You're the bastardiest bastard that ever bastarded.

Bastard.

 

[Agent Intellect]

never had nor pursued one. my hand has always sufficed when the need (ahem) arises.

 

[NoID10ts]

never had nor pursued one. my hand has always sufficed when the need (ahem) arises.

Wouldn't this be a morning, noon, and night stand?

 

[Razare]

Pineapple pizza is an abomination to all of pizzadom.

Tekton: sex? wha?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse

 

[Mars]

Pineapple pizza is an abomination to all of pizzadom.

Tekton: sex? wha?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse

epic lol


margarita and pineapple is the pinnacle of civilisation, enough to give a souvlaki a run for its money. Hey, someone's got to drink the pineapple juice.

As for one night stands, you never know what you're gonna catch

 

[cheese]

I've had one-night lays.

 

[loveofreason]

Isn't lays a brand of crisp?

 

[cheese]

It was huge and lasted a whole night.

 

[loveofreason]

Did it leave crumbs in the bed... on the furniture... in the carpet...?

 

[NoID10ts]

Did it leave crumbs in the bed... on the furniture... in the carpet...?

Wait. Are we talking about chips or sex here? With this statement it could go either way so I'm confused.

I mistook some Viagra for Chicklets once and had a rather painful one night stand, or all night stand, rather. Does that count?

 

[cheese]

Did it leave crumbs in the bed... on the furniture... in the carpet...?

I always lick up the residue.

 

[NoID10ts]

I always lick up the residue.

I've been pondering this all day and I just don't know what to do with it.

 

[saffyangelis]

Here's something for you then Noddy, here in the UK, what the americans call 'Lays' we call 'Walkers'

*backs away before the inevitable innuendos appear*

 

[NoID10ts]

Here's something for you then Noddy, here in the UK, what the americans call 'Lays' we call 'Walkers'

*backs away before the inevitable innuendos appear*

So if I buy some from a street vendor, does this mean I am eating a street walker?

 

[preilemus]

never had nor pursued one. my hand has always sufficed when the need (ahem) arises.

hahahaha.


pineapple pizza = yum

 

[loveofreason]

I always lick up the residue.

I've been pondering this all day and I just don't know what to do with it.

Obviously we need to start a new thread in the Arena titled "Take a Licking from Cheese."

 

[NoID10ts]

Obviously we need to start a new thread in the Arena titled "Take a Licking from Cheese."

Why limit it to cheese?

We should all lick, and be licked, and enjoy each others lickedness together.

 

[cheese]

I've been licked so much I have holes


But that's ok - I always pass on what people give me



Remember kids - protection is subjective!

 

[Melkor]

IN REPSONSE TO THIS THREAD.

I have only three questions.


-Whose offering?

-When?

-where?