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Perseus

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Personal preference:

Bad sex is better than no sex ? Yes or No ?

Perservere: might get it together in the end. Except the Pony (ESFJ) girls don't understand this and all they want is a rough service.

They can stay on the "D" train and I can keep my reputation.
 

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First reaction: depends on how bad the sex is... it can get really nasty, hey...

I see "having sex" as something different than "making love"...
 

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I met a sourpuss/lemon that people may have been trying to get me acquainted with. Another disaster. She was Cat (ISFP) the worst possible match for me. Lots of Cats around because they are unfaithful. Nine times they can be bagged up and thrown in the river.

I got rejected by a Possum (ENFX junior) but it was only a passing idea. The Dogs* (ISTJ) chased her out, she growled a bit, and then she should have played dead, but ran. The Panda (ISTP) wanted to swipe her one.

*Dog called Blue.
 

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First reaction: depends on how bad the sex is... it can get really nasty, hey...

I see "having sex" as something different than "making love"...

The last option does not seem to be available. The Guards (SJ) are around.
 

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I will first borrow from this quote...

"Sex is like pizza, there is great pizza...but there is no such thing as bad pizza."

That said, one night stands were never my thing. :)
 

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Mmmmmm... pizza!!!
 

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I will first borrow from this quote...

"Sex is like pizza, there is great pizza...but there is no such thing as bad pizza."

That said, one night stands were never my thing. :)
That's...really pretty accurate in my experience. I'm occasionally not in the mood for pizza, but even then the pizza is usually still worth eating. I mean, you never know when someone's gonna offer you a slice of pizza again. Still, yeah, one night stands aren't my optimum.
 

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I don't know, I've eaten pretty dire pizzas before...
 

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I don't know, I've eaten pretty dire pizzas before...

Wow. They must have been pretty dire. ("One castor-oil and petroleum jelly pizza with pencil-shaving sprinkles, coming right up!")
 

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I just had home-made perreroni and anchovy pizza. Mmmmmmmm Mmmmmmmmm!

Haven't had sex in awhile....:(:mad::(:mad:
 
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I ordered a pizza at a nightclub once and received no pineapple as a topping. I like the sweetness and there was none on that night.
 

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The other night I was out with a bunch of people and my friend (an INTP actually!) ordered a hawaiian pizza. I was so impressed; everyone else I know thinks pineapple is gross on pizza (and hence I am somehow gross for liking it).

So that makes three of us (I'm taking your post literally FP).
 

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I love hawaiian pizza!

Chocky, join the dinos :D
 

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Pineapple and chicken should always be et together.

Chocky, don't join the dinos.
 

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Sugarpop, YOU should join the dinos as well. It's all in the pineapple.

(Chocky I wouldn't listen to someone who is clearly into child porn of the furry variety.)
 

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One-night stands, like pizza, are overrated and surprisingly unfulfilling.
 

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Try pineapple and mushroom pizza sometime...it's fantastic. :D
 

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hmmnn hawaiian pizza :p

sex? wha?
 

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Sugarpop, YOU should join the dinos as well. It's all in the pineapple.

(Chocky I wouldn't listen to someone who is clearly into child porn of the furry variety.)

I doubt that pineapples and dinosaurs ever coexisted. Besides, no dino is sophisticated enough bake a pizza. This would lead to a one-sided interspecies dependency, and ultimately the fall of the dinos.

Pineapple on a pizza is rather overrated, but pineapples fit nicely in with a salad or chicken and rice.

PS: If there's hair on the cub, it's OK to rub.
 

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It's ok to be gay, sugar. We'll still accept you. <3
 

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Well I'm almost incapable of expressing my feelings in a longrun, so it seems one night stands are the best fit for me now, though, at some point in the near future I should look for some stability in life. But just not yet, not just yet....
 

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what would your wife do if she saw this place?
 

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I've had one-night lays.
 

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Isn't lays a brand of crisp?
 

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It was huge and lasted a whole night.
 

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Did it leave crumbs in the bed... on the furniture... in the carpet...?
 

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Did it leave crumbs in the bed... on the furniture... in the carpet...?

Wait. Are we talking about chips or sex here? With this statement it could go either way so I'm confused.

I mistook some Viagra for Chicklets once and had a rather painful one night stand, or all night stand, rather. Does that count?
 

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Here's something for you then Noddy, here in the UK, what the americans call 'Lays' we call 'Walkers'

*backs away before the inevitable innuendos appear*
 

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I've been licked so much I have holes :(


But that's ok - I always pass on what people give me :D



Remember kids - protection is subjective!
 

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IN REPSONSE TO THIS THREAD.

I have only three questions.


-Whose offering?

-When?

-where?
 
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