Memory Fill In

[BigApplePi]

You must forgive me but when one reaches my age one is subject to "senior moments" where memory slows down. I think I saw this in a movie or a news program but can't remember Part B. Please help me by speculating on Part B and maybe It'll come back to me.

It's a medical situation. One morning the person in question awoke finding his testicles covered with cooties. Seeking a solution he

(Part A) shaved his right testicle. Sure enough all the cooties went over to the left side. So far, so good.

It's part B I don't get. I have a vague recollection the cooties got lost in a forest of hair and he cut off his left testicle and threw it away. Please offer your own outcome to find a cure.

(If you are female or have an undescended testicle, you may offer a solution for others.)

 

[Methodician]

W T F?














Edit:
OK ok... a game of days err... day of games on INTPf... (TGIF mofo!)

So if they run away from bare skin, back to the cover of fur... I'd just keep shaving parts until they eventually went away. Hopefully they don't have the mobility to get to my head or eye brows, but I'd just shave them too. Can't be having cooties...

Aww snap there's hair in my nose!!! WHAT TO DO?!?!?

 

[Base groove]

shaved balls are SMOOOOOOOTH

 

[Ex-User (5841)]

One morning the person in question awoke finding his testicles covered with cooties.

This is the weirdest thread I've seen since I joined. Pretty sure...

I'd just keep shaving parts until they eventually went away.

Same solution I'd use. Though I know of a guy who applied Raid insect killer and subsequently had to be hospitalized for the chemical burns.

shaved balls are SMOOOOOOOTH

And.... sticky...

 

[Base groove]

NOBODY can derail this thread, it's impossible.

 

[BigApplePi]

I'd just keep shaving parts until they eventually went away. Hopefully they don't have the mobility to get to my head or eye brows, but I'd just shave them too. Can't be having cooties...

Aww snap there's hair in my nose!!! WHAT TO DO?!?!?

Cooties are elusive. Hard to find but you know they are there*. You can't just keep shaving. They will look for a place to hide.
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*Think Si. Then think again. You are smarter than they are.

 

[Helvete]

You could go on the best tea-bagging spree ever.

 

[Hawkeye]

Dip them in alcohol.

 

[BigApplePi]

The premise being if they are drunk they won't have the energy to bite?

 

[Fukyo]

Though I know of a guy who applied Raid insect killer and subsequently had to be hospitalized for the chemical burns.

They're called cockroaches for a reason.

 

[Pyropyro]

I thought you can only get cooties from girls.

 

[BigApplePi]

They're called cockroaches for a reason.

Any entomological insight into this situation is most welcome.

 

[BigApplePi]

I thought you can only get cooties from girls.

So far there has been at least one girl visitor to this thread. She has already provided valuable information.

Spoiler

https://www.google.com/search?q=coc...6CsmysQSrqoG4Cw&ved=0CDsQ7Ak&biw=1821&bih=919

 

[BigApplePi]

Supplementary data: girl. Medical data only.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SD2VMlibX7s

 

[Grayman]

Put caramel on the bald side
light the hair on fire
poke the little apples as they jump into the caramel
Eat them apples

 

[BigApplePi]

Original. Will need to test this. Post all points bulletins volunteers for controlled blind study. Travel expenses reimbursed.

 

[Pyropyro]

Covering the affected regions with (plant?) oil might also help. Oil messes with the way insects breathe. Might be better after you shaved the hair off.

--OR--

The cooties might have entrenched themselves within the forested areas of the left testicle. It wouldn't be a good idea to send troops there as they might already have foxholes, ambush sites and traps in place.

Cutting the ball in question off would be the most prudent action. An airstrike would eliminate the cooties once and for all. You don't want to be near the testicle when that happens.

 

[Grayman]

Peanutbutter and a dog

any dog will do but preferably one that you trust

 

[Polaris]

Today -- Testicles.

Tomorrow -- The World.

 

[Pyropyro]

Today -- Testicles.

Tomorrow -- The World.

I never though Testicles are so epic, like they're the only pair that can prevent evil from seeping into the world.

I better install some Tesla coils near mine.

 

[Hawkeye]

The premise being if they are drunk they won't have the energy to bite?

No, they will die.