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Is He-man gay?

Is He-man gay?

  • Totally gay

    Votes: 14 60.9%
  • No

    Votes: 9 39.1%

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TheScornedReflex

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Well?
 

TheScornedReflex

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It is time to let democracy decide. Power to the people and shit. Come on piss worms, vote!
 

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I wish he was.
 

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if he isn't, I feel bad for him.

Maybe he and Panthera from Thundercats can get together once they both come out.
 
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Only a straight guy would have mismatched eyebrow and hair colours
 

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Does that mean any guy with matching eyebrow and hair color is gay?
 

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Only a straight guy would have mismatched eyebrow and hair colours

That's because he bleaches his hair regularly to avoid the dark roots.

I bet he wears paisley underwear. He already shaves his legs and chest.
 
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Wait we're onto something here
If beneath all bleached/dyed hair are the natural roots that match the eyebrows
Therefore it follows that all straight men are actually gay at heart
 

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So my sexual fanatasies of RB and I are normal? That's a relief.

Not only normal but encouraged.

(Far be it from me to stand in the way of mutual attraction. There is so little love in the world.)
 

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Dude you people don't know what you're talking about. He-man is all manly and shit. He fights monsters, dude. That's manly as fuck.

And if things get a little steamy with his bros sometimes it doesn't matter because he's just comfortable with his masculinity and that's like the least gay thing a guy can do.

He's totally not gay, man.
 

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Maybe he's bi or pan
 

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I think he's taken already. Sorry.

You think? Pfft, stop trying to make me stop chasing him. He's mine, not yours.
 

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You can still be my sugar momma
 

EyeSeeCold

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I can't make up my mind if He-Man is really gay or really straight.
 

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There are more pressing issues than whether or not he-man is gay
For instance, this:
 

Cheeseumpuffs

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No doubt Gay pussy juice.

There's only one kind of pussy juice, bro. And that juice is the sweet sweet puss nectar of hoes, my brochacho.

I have no idea what that means :mad:

Don't listen to him man, Latte's just coping (poorly) with the fact that He-man makes him insecure with his masculinity.

There are more pressing issues than whether or not he-man is gay
For instance, this:

I see nothing wrong with that. What's wrong with some innocent fun between good friends?
 

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Not as gay as this thread.
 

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Not as gay as Evan Essence.

Swear to god, if you dissed EV to ma face, I would get a wet fish and slap you repeatedly round the face with it.

:)
 

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PHP:
Sinny needs a he-man hug.

I wouldn't say no, I need something this morning.

I got up to go to an interview, to get a call from my boss saying they need me in...for my boss to call back and cancel.. For me now to be sitting here doing none of things I intended to be doing... apart from threatening Bronto.
 

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If He-Man have or fantasize sex with the same gender as he or shes identity. Then He-Man is gay.

In my book though Everyone is gay now and then. So if He-Man is not gay it would be a very odd person. Someone i'd be more then just a bit spooked by.
 

Perfectly Normal Beast

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anyone who cares whether or not he-man is gay is obviously gay

*by the power of the thing i cbf to look up* i declare you all totally gay
 

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No, clearly He-Man is a cross dressing woman who was insecure from a young age because of her strong jaw line. She took steroids and became manly to fit in.
 

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If you tore he-mans tunic off you'd find his chest totally devoid of manly man chest hair. Totally gay :mad:
 

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Ugh, why that one.

Its always that one.

Youknow, it's not the band that's boring, it's the people who don't know that the band has more than two songs who make the band seem boring.

:p
 

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Ugh, why that one.

Its always that one.

Youknow, it's not the band that's boring, it's the people who don't know that the band has more than two songs who make the band seem boring.

:p

You can't win with people, I tell ya what.
 

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Evanessence is a whiny hoe that's jealous of He-man and his sexuality.

Graham Norton and He-man should be a couple
 

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Sounds like you've got mommy issue's.
 

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Graham Norton and He-man should be a couple

I ship it
We should make fanart, write fanfics. Get #Graham-man trending on tumblr.


Also I think He-man is bi.
 
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