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Ex-User (8886)

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hello, I'm bored and don't have anything to do;
give me tasks like quests in games;

they must be executable ;D
 

Brontosaurie

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Walk up to people and ask them "you can see around corners, right?"


Then if they ask why, "you just seem like that kind of person"
 

Yellow

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Create the ultimate D&D map.
 

Sir Eus Lee

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Draw a picture of a tree, but you have to draw it upside down. Whether you are upside down, or the tree is, you decide. But relative to eachother, one must be inverted.
 

Alias

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Get 5 or 6 other people, dress in suits, walk around the city wearing sunglasses until someone is intimidated or confused.
 

Glaerhaidh

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In any game where there's something to kill, use a RAM editor such as cheat engine or hex edit, find that killable thing's: ram address and value, using it find its health pointer, reload the level, set the pointer value to 0 as a constant before you come close enough to start combat or see it in the distance, proceed to explain what happened here.

For more interesting results choose a game where killing that opponent triggers an event, preferably cutscene, loading screen or some other visible change.

If you are still bored, find a call function or code (sometimes assembler) that triggers that event (quest finish), learn how to resolve it, try to end the game without killing anything skipping all events like that.
 

TheManBeyond

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-create a pointless long explanation on how universe was created
requirements:
use 0 facts and do not rip off other pointless explanations posted on websites about illuminati, reptilian and such
then enter some brothel and pay some girl to have sex, plot twist, didn't have sex just a long talk about my previous task
record the conversation and post it here (it can be an audio recording)

note: you are allowed to have sex, but you have to talk about the issue while doing it.
 
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Watch a tsai ming liang film
Then join me in the tsai4lyf club
 

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Find Paimei and learn the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.

Another option would be to hire a Samuel L. Jackson look-alike to go around with you killing people so that you can re-enact Pulp Fiction.
 

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Woo Mario Party!

I'm going to guess F.
 

Pyropyro

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Execute 50 push-ups. Rests between push-ups are okay.
 

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I'm pretty sure I know what onesteptwostep's Hangman word is, but I want to see the forum figure it out.

Also pics or these things didn't happen OP (just kidding, pictures are optional).
 

redbaron

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Rub a cat's belly for 5 minutes uninterrupted. Endure all of the cat's defense mechanisms without complaint. It's worth the long-lasting and ever-enduring bond you will have developed with said cat.
 

Sir Eus Lee

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It'll cost you just a nickel..
A NICKEL!
Shhhhhh riiiight, so buy the O, and take it home tonight DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS, just buy the O, and take it home tonight.

My brother and I concluded that this is a legit drug deal. Replace O with any drug.

Just buy the weed, and take it home tonight DON'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS

As for the task, learn to do a handstand against a wall.

Then try to do it without a wall.

Then get good at balancing on your hands.
 

crippli

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Treat yourself with an original copy of HOMM3 with expansion packs. Truly an engineering and artistic marvel, that shine a bright candle even to this day.
 

onesteptwostep

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Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel?

O!!

Oh oh O!

F U _ _ ...._ O U

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I don't understand why the OP isn't participating! This fits all the criteria underlined in the beginning!

1) Task given. Check
1.1) Task like a game given. Check
2) The hangman is executable by an e-noose if the game is not correctly completed. Check

Because of this behavior of non-participatory action, the result of the game will be delivered to the OP, Mr. Manipulator!
 
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